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the entire desktop will be implemented in jsp running on a pirated copy of websphere
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surely yosos is actually just a heavily customised implementation of vbulletin
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Oct 27, 2019 21:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt1bgsvsWms&t=43s
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Oct 27, 2019 22:12
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Crazy Achmed posted:surely yosos is actually just a heavily customised implementation of vbulletin kernel is written in php
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Oct 27, 2019 22:52
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personal hardware program
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Oct 27, 2019 23:33
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the processor is medium endian
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Oct 28, 2019 00:39
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echinopsis posted:the processor is medium endian i laffo'd
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Oct 28, 2019 00:41
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activate the YOSOS license: what is the 3rd sentence in the second paragraph of page 2 of the printed YOSOS user manual?
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Oct 28, 2019 00:51
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Uncle Enzo posted:activate the YOSOS license: what is the 3rd sentence in the second paragraph of page 2 of the printed YOSOS user manual? “don’t quote stymie”
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Oct 28, 2019 00:56
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akadajet posted:“don’t quote stymie” but we hired stymie to write the manual
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Crazy Achmed posted:but we hired stymie to write the manual
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Oct 28, 2019 01:01
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Uncle Enzo posted:activate the YOSOS license: what is the 3rd sentence in the second paragraph of page 2 of the printed YOSOS user manual? has to be entered like copy protection in prince of persia
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Oct 28, 2019 01:06
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the version codenames are yosposters who have stopped posting over the years
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Oct 28, 2019 03:58
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carry on then posted:the version codenames are yosposters who have stopped posting over the years
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Failed Sega Accessory Ahoy!
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carry on then posted:the entire desktop will be implemented in jsp running on a pirated copy of websphere every other release the GUI is alternately rewritten in either swt or jsp
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Oct 28, 2019 06:19
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yosos bithca sucks so I’m still running yosos xd
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Oct 28, 2019 10:48
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the entire ui is ironically emulating an old green/amber terminal
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carry on then posted:the version codenames are yosposters who have stopped posting over the years yospos lionhat
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Oct 28, 2019 12:26
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YOSOS Dead Ken: every prompt and error message replaced with the words "bruv" and "dubstep"
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:YOSOS Dead Ken: every prompt and error message replaced with the words "bruv" and "dubstep" vvv: "treat me mean i need the reputation" FMguru fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Oct 29, 2019 |
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Oct 28, 2019 20:48
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like windows xp, yosos brings the user to a "welcome to yosos" screen on a fresh install. unlike windows xp, the background music is "dj assault - rear end n' titties"
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Oct 29, 2019 00:54
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it's actually this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntPaGRoHii0 goatse still up on youtube, just hangin out there 10 years later.
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Oct 29, 2019 01:15
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rotor posted:it's actually this i wish more people would post in yospos, not less
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my desires are ... unconventional ... akadajet posted:i wish more people would post in yospos, not less
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the (default, unchangeable) yosos system font has been found https://twitter.com/FastCompany/status/1189530516988534784
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Oct 30, 2019 16:00
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YOSOS does not support more than two channels of audio output, because people only have two ears.
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Oct 30, 2019 19:09
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however since people have two hands it supports using two mouses with two mouse pointers if you use it to stretch a window horizontally it displays a popup that says "no ring"
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Oct 30, 2019 19:36
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yosos comes with drivers built in for plug and play teledildonics
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Oct 30, 2019 19:43
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Zlodo posted:however since people have two hands it supports using two mouses with two mouse pointers the popup is disabled if YOSOS is connected to a token ring network
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Oct 30, 2019 19:49
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instead of a <-> cursor, when you drag a window edge to stretch it, the cursor is replaced with the goat man's hand, and the other hand is rendered on the opposite edge of the window
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Oct 30, 2019 20:01
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to keep both mac and windows users happy, the window maximize/close/minimize buttons are centered instead of to the left or right
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Oct 30, 2019 22:02
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windowing system is based on a 2006 fork of compiz since the windows render as planes in a 3d space, YOSOS requires a 3d mouse instead of a legacy 2d mouse for all interactions
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Oct 30, 2019 22:12
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longview posted:since the windows render as planes in a 3d space, YOSOS requires a 3d mouse instead of a legacy 2d mouse for all interactions
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Oct 30, 2019 22:15
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in the interest of accessibility, the only user interface will be via screen reader output and american sign language input
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Oct 30, 2019 22:17
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longview posted:windowing system is based on a 2006 fork of compiz just spaceorb 
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Oct 30, 2019 22:25
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YOSOS comes preloaded with illegal software
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Oct 30, 2019 22:26
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Bloody posted:in the interest of accessibility, the only user interface will be via screen reader output and american sign language input typing and navigation is by keyboard use but instead of arrow keys its wasd and space is used to jump between elements
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Oct 30, 2019 22:26
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psiox posted:just spaceorb AHEM 
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Oct 30, 2019 22:29
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wonder how that puppy handles in descent
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to guarantee a consistent user experience, YOSOS will prompt you to calibrate the display every 30 minutes the calibration is automatic but it runs until the display meets 100% DCI-P3 coverage with no timeout
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