I’d be a hack too if I made as much money as he has.
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# ? Jul 23, 2019 16:08 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 08:01 |
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i love swords, and babes, and babes in leather, and of course the truth, and ive managed to masterfully weave all those things i love in to a perfect tale for the ages. and yet, i have one other love i have yet to weave into the woven masterwork that i created, and that love is football.
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 01:57 |
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gschmidl posted:Goodkind has another "book" out. It's Nazi Planet Episode but with stupid pacifists who learn that violence is awesome from gschmidl posted:Tom's a Commander, not a Major. The rest is 100% real. I'm dying. e: it's been a while so Scoob thank you for your continued sacrifice to bring this to us in easily an digestible format, especially as I'm too stupid to realise the obvious axes Terry is out to grind.
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 02:40 |
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No worries. I'm probably going to throw myself into this again through the week as stress relief, so let's see if I can't get two more by Friday.
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# ? Jul 24, 2019 09:06 |
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Kaza42 posted:[...] I'm still catching up in here but I gotta say, Games > Traditional Games > Let's Read the Sword of Truth books! 100% a good idea with no downsides
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 09:33 |
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You reminded me that the next Sword of Truth novella is out. It treads in place, but has this one single gem to offer: "What adult mind is more simplistic and childlike than a diplomat's?" It's yours, Terry. Yours and the other lolbjectivists'.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 14:39 |
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Whats he got against diplomats
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 18:38 |
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SpRahl posted:Whats he got against diplomats something something deep state
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 18:53 |
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Diplomats seek compromise and why would you compromise when you're always 100% right and good?
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 18:55 |
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SpRahl posted:Whats he got against diplomats quote:People armed only with their hatred for moral clarity fell bloodied, terribly injured, and dead. Are you really surprised he might hate people whose job it is to not view things in pure black and white, talk about problems and seek non-violent solutions.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 19:06 |
We are reminded once more that Goodkind can't even remember his own worldview.
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# ? Aug 18, 2019 21:51 |
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I'm laid up sick reading this thread, and goddamn. ... Ugh. I think I'll go back to sleep.
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# ? Aug 21, 2019 22:36 |
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https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/1165051147150856193
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 03:06 |
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Holy poo poo. Unless it's referring to the huge number of women I've met who were fans of the books, but even then yikes indeed.
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# ? Aug 24, 2019 03:16 |
Goons.txt indeed
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# ? Aug 25, 2019 17:08 |
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e: nm
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 18:50 |
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76-Year-Old Woman Bleeds To Death After Her Pet Rooster Pecks Her Leg Oh gently caress, the chimes
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 12:07 |
the_steve posted:76-Year-Old Woman Bleeds To Death After Her Pet Rooster Pecks Her Leg That's a Lurk you idiot.
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 17:03 |
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It was clearly a rooster.
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 18:44 |
Surely this is no human rooster!
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# ? Sep 6, 2019 18:47 |
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Bumping to prevent death. Not abandoned, just exhausted.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 22:58 |
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Just need some Lardo to power you through.
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 23:01 |
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Honestly I'm still amazed at what youve slogged though so far
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# ? Oct 25, 2019 23:02 |
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Seriously. It's not the Lord's work, cause no just deity would call for it, but you're doing something's work. Cthulhu maybe. Praise his many tentacles.
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 17:34 |
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You know, it would be fitting for this to end in th middle of Chainfire, because that was as far as i forced myself to read before skipping to tue Wikipedia summary of the series.
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# ? Oct 26, 2019 19:27 |
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I saw some of the printed paperbacks recently. They are pretty drat thick. I can't imagine how much filler must be in there given how simple the plots I've read in here are.
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# ? Oct 27, 2019 00:52 |
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I've been watching Legend of the Seeker recently and it really funny how the quality of the show noticeably dips the closer an episode is to the Source material. Last one I watched adapted the sexy torture arc from book one and its loving terrible largely because there's entire scenes with actual dialogue from the book.
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# ? Oct 27, 2019 02:32 |
Hey gently caress you buddy
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# ? Oct 27, 2019 02:37 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Hey gently caress you buddy I'm the guy in the back with armor apparently made from those polyester shirts with flame patterns. Sir Fieri
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# ? Oct 27, 2019 03:37 |
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As far as I'm concerned, the books end at Confessor. If I stumble across a plot summary somewhere, I'll read that to see what happens in the other books - if only out of morbid curiosity - but I'll be damned if I'm going to force myself to actually read the books. Especially since I already know that drat near every remotely cool or good person dies.
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# ? Oct 27, 2019 04:14 |
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the_steve posted:As far as I'm concerned, the books end at Confessor. ] As far as I'm concerned, the books shouldn't have even started.
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# ? Oct 28, 2019 08:36 |
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JcDent posted:As far as I'm concerned, the books shouldn't have even started.
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# ? Oct 28, 2019 21:04 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Hey gently caress you buddy I actually saw the incredible Season 2 episode 'Princess' before I read any of the books so I was pretty upset when book Zedd never got to disguise himself as a dutchess and teach Cara etiquette lessons in rhyme as part of a scheme to infiltrate a castle's aristocracy. Mr Phillby fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Oct 31, 2019 |
# ? Oct 31, 2019 02:04 |
Ok we cool God that show was terrible and it fully embraced its terribleness and it was glorious
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 02:10 |
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Is it iron skies level of "we know this is bad sit back and enjoy the show"?
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 02:12 |
No it's actually mildly entertaining and a good brainless fantasy romp Iron Sky is the worst thing ever I mean how do you gently caress up moon nazis?
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 02:20 |
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It's camp fun like your Hercules or Xenas but drat Bruce Spence plays an entertaining wizard.
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 02:25 |
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90s fantasy shows just had a certain degree of fun to them. Like, they knew they weren't putting on Shakespeare and just decided to have a good time with it.
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 02:32 |
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I really need to make a few posts about that show. It's so dumb and so good. Xena is a very good comparison.
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 02:39 |
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I was recently inflicting the show on a friend, and was wondering who the poor man's John Rhys-Davies was they cast. It was John Rhys-Davies. He would go on to want to be even less in the godawful Shannara show.
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 06:59 |