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ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Actually his name was Dr Eggman.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/avonandsomerrob/status/1189651263136419842?s=21

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Mak0rz posted:

Screenshots aren't necessary for this but it's certainly cool to see "Let's get this to ten thousand views! Forward this to all of your friends!" bullshit posted in the family group chat my mom set up specifically to keep everyone updated on the status of my dying grandmother

https://twitter.com/Horse_ebooks/status/228032106859749377

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Big Ben in Little China

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Mierenneuker posted:

A 6 minute version? Nobody has time for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ouPGGLI6Q

:wrong:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMuqSlao6d8

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


all advertising is political, unfortunately

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

I like that this is now self-commentary too.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
Trump said that Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi "died like a dog" and there was a dog on the mission? That's so racist.

christmas boots posted:

Big Ben in Little China
There is no China too small for Ben Shapiro.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Dude has to be trying to make incels look good

https://twitter.com/detachment_red/status/1189571501462302720?s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Incel: Tankie edition

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I don’t think tankies expound the handsome nature of capitalists especially when they have Stalin who was handsome as gently caress

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

CharlestheHammer posted:

I don’t think tankies expound the handsome nature of capitalists especially when they have Stalin who was handsome as gently caress

Would


Guevara could bring it too.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/jmuns22/...ingawful.com%2F

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Skwirl posted:

Would


Guevara could bring it too.



Charistmatic figures are good looking. Who knew?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

That's not an ironclad rule and you know it. Ugly people with charisma get ahead all the time.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
L. Ron Hubbard. Definitely wouldn't

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Madkal posted:

L. Ron Hubbard. Definitely wouldn't

Also Ayn Rand. https://www.cracked.com/video_18426_how-ayn-rand-l.-ron-hubbard-came-up-with-their-big-ideas.html

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Three guesses as to whether the new policy specifically mentions climate change as one of the “political” issues that will be demonetized.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Three guesses as to whether the new policy specifically mentions climate change as one of the “political” issues that will be demonetized.

Do Twitter even make money from people buying ads about it?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/panarin_misha/status/1189705465409748992?s=19

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/hotcistakes/status/1189644746819551232

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

FULLY-DEVELOPED Brainium is first EP of my band Cultural Marxist Child-Experiment

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Okay that's great and all, but thanks to the replies on that post, I've learned that this is "the human pet guy" and also that there's a "human pet guy" on the internet, and this is him:
https://twitter.com/_gayskeleton/status/1189564731071324165

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Vargo posted:

Okay that's great and all, but thanks to the replies on that post, I've learned that this is "the human pet guy" and also that there's a "human pet guy" on the internet, and this is him:
https://twitter.com/_gayskeleton/status/1189564731071324165

My right to not consent is being infringed. I do not consent to your human sex pet fetish being part of the show for my meal and you should be in prison for sexual assault.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Blessed

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Vargo posted:

Okay that's great and all, but thanks to the replies on that post, I've learned that this is "the human pet guy" and also that there's a "human pet guy" on the internet, and this is him:
https://twitter.com/_gayskeleton/status/1189564731071324165
"No no no, see, 'it isn't bothering you, so shut up and mind your business' is an argument that DOES apply to me and my sexuality, even including overt, pornographic, public displays of my fetishes, but DOESN'T apply to other people who want to transition. Why is this so hard to understand?"

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

trickybiscuits posted:

Trump said that Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi "died like a dog" and there was a dog on the mission? That's so racist.

There is no China too small for Ben Shapiro.

Well he is a teacup breed.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

there wolf posted:

Well he is a teacup breed.

What was that thing on the Internet back in the early 2000s that got everyone riled up? Cats in jars or something like that?

It wouldn't be considered cruel to keep Smaol Ben in a jar, would it.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Weatherman posted:

What was that thing on the Internet back in the early 2000s that got everyone riled up? Cats in jars or something like that?

Bonsai Kitten

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012




Compared to what we get up to today, this sounds frankly tame.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I remember my younger sister being absolutely convinced bonsai kittens was a real thing and being outraged about it.

pantsofdoom
Nov 20, 2003

i like pants


y'all remember that time he tried to do a shoot with an eagle and it attacked him? donald was too afraid of how the dog would react to him.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

pantsofdoom posted:

y'all remember that time he tried to do a shoot with an eagle and it attacked him? donald was too afraid of how the dog would react to him.

Well duh he's scared of the dog, she's trained to attack terrorists.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

pantsofdoom posted:

y'all remember that time he tried to do a shoot with an eagle and it attacked him? donald was too afraid of how the dog would react to him.

Those pictures are my favourite thing ever, because that eagle isn't really being aggressive so much as it's enforcing its boundaries when Trump tries to touch it. That's a warning lunge, not an honest attempt to bite. That's a tame bird, who is used to being handled, but also it 100% is not into Trump reaching into its personal space without warning.

But we know that Trump doesn't care about consent, and an eagle doesn't have the cultural conditioning to let him do it.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I assume it works on Simpsons rules so animals attack Trump because he sold his soul for $5

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



T-man posted:

I assume it works on Simpsons rules so animals attack Trump because he sold his soul for $5

This has always been my assumption. He's some kind of paranormal avatar of Greed, and like Aberrations in D&D natural creatures reflexively avoid him and don't take kindly to him being near.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I will add to this nerdery by mentioning that 40k has people called "Nulls" who have no soul and therefore no warp presence. Being around them makes people uncomfortable.

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