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campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Lastgirl posted:

do you nibble the candy corn or do you devour it

i nibble each section methodically

i like the yellow part best

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Lastgirl posted:

do you nibble the candy corn or do you devour it

i nibble each section methodically

yeah that's the pro move

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Lastgirl posted:

do you nibble the candy corn or do you devour it

i nibble each section methodically

pssshhhh i cram fistfulls in my mouth and chew my tongue into ribbons as i speedrun through the entire bag

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Ferdig med mensen

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





what about peter daou when his awareness was still trapped in the creation of the demiurge by hillary

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
World war III starts during the next presidential term

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


rear end

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
i want donald trump to serve me a candy corn on a silver platter

i want a fork and a knife for it

i want to cut each section carefully and savor it with a glass of pumpkin spice mocha

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


poo poo

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

The Alpha Centauri posted:

World war III starts during the next presidential term

:chud:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Lastgirl posted:

do you nibble the candy corn or do you devour it

i nibble each section methodically

trump does the same, gently holding a single kernel with both hands

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
trum,opp

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


candy piss

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!

https://twitter.com/AlanGoldsher/status/1190341197023322113
:whitewater:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Sorry, but no part of candy corn is good

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


piss corn

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

oh! word???

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

campfire posted:

i like the yellow part best

white is obviously the best

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/AlanGoldsher/status/1190341197023322113?s=19

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


I'm something of a candysseur, mysefl

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ArmZ posted:

trump does the same, gently holding a single kernel with both hands

no, trump swallows them because he thinks they're magical strength enhancing pills that recharges his finite life battery when in actuality, he's just having another sugar rush because he's a teetotaler

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

campfire posted:

candy corn owns i will not be accepting comments

Will you take a question, which is what actually is candy corn? Is actual corn involved (beside HFCS i assume), maybe corn kernels covered by some kind of candy coat? Like an m and m developed by a real bastard.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
lol if you nibble your candy corn like a animal instead of ordering a 200 lb pallet of pharmaceutical grade orange candy corn isolate from aliexpress

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

ArmZ posted:

trump does the same, gently holding a single kernel with both hands

dont humanize trump itt

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ArmZ posted:

white is obviously the best

reported, mr miller :whitewater:

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

You shouldn't be allowed to delete ratiod tweets

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

The Alpha Centauri posted:

World war III starts during the next presidential term

inshallah

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Plant dead fish with your candy corn to fertilize the soil

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


i like candy corn

but i love communism

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

crazy cloud posted:

oh! word???

i dont think the baileys will be very happy to hear about this! :mad:

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Slumfrog posted:

Will you take a question, which is what actually is candy corn? Is actual corn involved (beside HFCS i assume), maybe corn kernels covered by some kind of candy coat? Like an m and m developed by a real bastard.

its just molded sugar

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Hatebag posted:

I'm something of a candysseur, mysefl

wow candy massages!!

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Turdfuzz posted:

He roleplays online as an idiot. (I invite everyone to look at his post history.)

He could be anyone here, and he chooses to say dumb things on purpose. Because of laughs?

it's a testament to his posting brand that i recognize this as one of his posts

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


cummunism

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

too bad, they're worth 3 dollars because its real silver

our currency is debased, our economy hasn't been real for half a century, hth :angel:

I don't care about money and have never used it.

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

Hatebag posted:

I'm something of a candysseur, mysefl

im more of a chocoholic myself

except with booze

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



BERNIE

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

crazy cloud posted:

pssshhhh i cram fistfulls in my mouth and chew my tongue into ribbons as i speedrun through the entire bag

Just an FYI, you don’t need a prescription for old school insulin

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
Telling someone to kill themselves is fine if you want that person to be dead

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

campfire posted:

candy corn owns i will not be accepting comments

I kinda think everyone actually likes candy corn, and the "candy corn is bad" meme just just a meme with no real support irl

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