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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

cumshitter posted:

pleaes

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deep cut character

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81TJXWoQWI0

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Dan Scavino started this thread

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost
time 4 tha real poo poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDwb9jOVRtU

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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bury it and rise above

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Crunchy Black posted:

tyvm. If I have the wherewithal, I would like to put my CUM in your rear end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2oiaEZbbWY

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


put your cum under our assets

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

http://twitter.com/leloveluck/status/1190533423317880833

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

realtalk are there still a ton of homophobes in finance

followup question: did you put your cum in any of their asses

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



sssssssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF helg

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

lorn Wayne posted:

realtalk are there still a ton of homophobes in finance

followup question: did you put your cum in any of their asses

i know one guy who actually teaches classes in the classes im taking who owns an actual novelty flag that was flown over the reagan library

but also he and his wife have a non-white child they have happily raised??? and he proudly wears his rotary club flag and treats his assistants well???

in short, people who deal with clients love it when the stock market goes up, so they vote republican because it makes their jobs easier. i dont their politics extend beyond that

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos

cumshitter posted:

i know one guy who actually teaches classes in the classes im taking who owns an actual novelty flag that was flown over the reagan library

but also he and his wife have a non-white child they have happily raised??? and he proudly wears his rotary club flag and treats his assistants well???

in short, people who deal with clients love it when the stock market goes up, so they vote republican because it makes their jobs easier. i dont their politics extend beyond that

TRUMP

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

A Handed Missus posted:



he's gonna win


:hai:


he’s indeed

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IZKcb3LndA

Lastgirl has issued a correction as of 09:26 on Nov 2, 2019

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I've been at work sober for 7 hours now

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
like the guy i described is a good salesman and kind of a jerk person. he asks me about my boss (i have never pretended to be important) about her birthdays because shes a woman, and thus shoudl be ashamed of her age

i never pass this along because i actually like my boss. she treats her clients well, and has reduced their billing rates just because she likes them. it helps when they want one meeting/lunch every two years

but i guess im making myself feel more important by not passing what some idiot jackass thinks is a sick burn onto my boss mindlessly just because she is a woman

also when i would get drunk and call steve scalises office, until the capital police told me to stop, i would call him a dickless piece of poo poo and his dumb staffers would say "Oh yeah? Who do you work for?"

"I work for a woman."

"..."

"NO DICK, NO DICK, NO DICK, NO DICK RAISE THE ROOF NO DICK"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRiyWYIR9Ww

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

trunlmp

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
one time i called scalies office and just kept chanting "No dick!" and every time i stopped his dumb congressional pages would try to interject and then id just keep chanting "No dick!" and this went on for about five minutes before they hung up

like yeah, idiot, i know you're waiting for me to stop to interject. thats why i stopped. so the second you said something ~meaningful~ about the dickless loser you work for i could start shouting "No dick!" again

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

an accurate representation of my day cycle

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mikal stripe :prepop:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
me: "NO DICK! NO DICK! NO DICK! NO DICK!"

*pauses*

extremely pushing their glasses up their nose voice: Sir, I want to-

'NO DICK! NO DICK NO DICK NO DICK NO DICK NO DICK!"

*pauses*

SIR, I WANT TO-

'NO DICK! NO DICK NO DICK NO DICK NO DICK NO DICK!"

-click-

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

perhaps they wanted to inform you that he also had his rear end in a top hat ground up into mince meat???

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb4sIiGLXvc

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

hmm

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
come down to applebees ill use some ninjitsu on u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AeRMrZCPGk

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tbh i liked this entire album dont @ me

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRiyWYIR9Ww

tacodaemon has issued a correction as of 21:12 on Nov 2, 2019

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
men i trust are good

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
it would be silly to trust bad men

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Addamere posted:

it would be silly to trust men

Addamere posted:

it would be silly to trust

Addamere posted:

it would be silly

all valid versions

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCei3RrNSmY

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Snart helg


https://youtu.be/4Y3oPtYwO8Q

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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Are there certain things I should be doing in Disco Elysium? at the moment i'm mostly just trying to get food and drugs off of everyone

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

CODChimera posted:

Are there certain things I should be doing in Disco Elysium? at the moment i'm mostly just trying to get food and drugs off of everyone

no youre doing it right

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
If our health care is so great why do hospitals have such lovely tv selection? How is it 2019 and there are only 20 channels? Come on tv president.

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


CODChimera posted:

Are there certain things I should be doing in Disco Elysium? at the moment i'm mostly just trying to get food and drugs off of everyone

You could also try to solve that murder, but lets be honest you're taking care of the high priority stuff right now.

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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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neutral milf hotel posted:

who post baby with gun

these babby can fright back!

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