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spacemang_spliff posted:she's too young, she's constitutionally unqualified age has nothing to do with your CON score...
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lol if you don't cook
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Lmao this is so pathetic
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why can't humans just be normal and make their own dinner without making a national day out of it america is diseased
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Nov 2, 2019 18:40
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happy steak and blow yourself day
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making men do housework one holiday at a time
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oh man, its the 1950s and ive just come back from the bible factory and my boss is coming to dinner and my wife is out getting her nails done and the living room is in flames and
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why when the man make dinner there's tree detritus all over the table
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Appetizer: sliced bread Entree: microwave fried chicken with canned peas Dessert: stale fortune cookie from Panda Express
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Nov 2, 2019 18:42
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st valentine is the saint of emotional labor
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look no joke if you don't know what you're doing in a kitchen then you keep the gently caress out of mine. i have trained for years to tune my kitchen to be able to prepare a diogorno pizza in less than the advertised time on the box. your naive fumbling could ruin all that.
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Nov 2, 2019 18:43
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Nov 2, 2019 18:43
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whew, ghlad i have all this halloween canmdy left over just in time for this day
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AppleNippleBOB posted:Just wanted to tell the thread that I've just seen ween 3 nights in a row in Denver. I'm p stont. I've missed it in all the healthy trumpin the past 4 days. That's awesome.
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the song 'like a boss' but its 'like a dog'
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Nov 2, 2019 18:46
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When's national women make dinner day eh boys that's what I'm wondering about
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This is just like going grocery shopping on mother's day. A bunch of middle aged men looking at their phones, then at a shelf, then back at their phones On the verge of crying because they can't parse pasta names Like their brains are just ruined
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SKULL.GIF posted:holy lmao Lol classic 🚽
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:This is just like going grocery shopping on mother's day. A bunch of middle aged men looking at their phones, then at a shelf, then back at their phones some legends hold that the perfect pasta dish has exactly one depressed middle aged tear fall on each piece of pasta.
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:This is just like going grocery shopping on mother's day. A bunch of middle aged men looking at their phones, then at a shelf, then back at their phones wandering around the ethnic food aisle wondering where they keep the linguini
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Nov 2, 2019 18:49
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lmao if you can't feed yourself
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Bert Roberge posted:For sale:
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jesus christ theres like four people in line at the butcher counter, whats the big deal? this tube of ground beef is already packaged up and it's like five bucks
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Off the Florida Keys there’s a place called Trump Doral Thats where you want to go to see some sweet slime mold Bodies huffin jet gas, bed bugs crushed under your hand We’ll be fallin in love to the rhythm of county dump truck sounds Drivin near Trump Doral
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No, Nut November
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Off the Florida Keys there’s a place called Trump Doral Thats where you want to go to see some sweet slime mold Bodies huffin jet gas, bed bugs crushed under your hand We’ll be fallin in love to the rhythm of county dump truck sounds Drivin near Trump Doral
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No, Nut November Ack, double post.
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Admiral Ray posted:look no joke if you don't know what you're doing in a kitchen then you keep the gently caress out of mine. i have trained for years to tune my kitchen to be able to prepare a diogorno pizza in less than the advertised time on the box. your naive fumbling could ruin all that. the trick is to leave the pizza out on your back porch overnight before popping it into the oven
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Nov 2, 2019 18:54
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quote:Virtually no one stayed through the final two speakers of the night, former Maryland Rep. John Delaney and Montana Gov. Steve Bullock. Wait staff were pulling tablecloths off tables while Delaney was still speaking. The announcer lost her place before Bullock spoke, wrongly telling the crowd to "please welcome to the stage Sen. Cory Booker" rather than introducing the Montana governor.
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national men make water day
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Still can't figure out whether prosperity gospel kanye is a great or terrible thing yet it owns, mania Kanye is exactly what they deserve, I just hope he's got the sense to fleece them for 9 figures before he flips again and starts talking poo poo about them I hope the failsons are dumb enough to entrust him with secrets
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National women open jars day
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spacemang_spliff posted:lmao if you can't feed yourself  piss is a renewable resource with easy access
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