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"I mean, it should be obvious to you all why I have a hard time getting involved in relationships" Heckler: "because you're ugly!" Heckler 2: "because you're utterly unlikeable in every way" "Oh. I was going to say because I work late hours and travel a lot  "
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canyoneer posted:It's Joki Joki Panic Actually it's Joki Joshu. |
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canyoneer posted:"I mean, it should be obvious to you all why I have a hard time getting involved in relationships" exchange from the future reboot of the golden girls, but four elderly millenials living together ---------------- |
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One of those van modding magazines like Vantasm, but for toilets. "At only 1.6 Gallons (6 liters) Little Big Flush might look like it's going to be a lazy river for your waist but don't let it's small tank size fool you. This little crappy packs major suction. Tricked out with extra spray nozzles that blast your bowl at a velocity that could make this flush go the other way down under, it is all directed at your #1s and #2s making them into zeros in no time flat! The price tag also keeps it well within range of the more budget conscience Toilet Tinkerer, while leaving plenty of room to add on for those who wish to take their next project to the moons!"
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:One of those van modding magazines like Vantasm, but for toilets. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa Low Squatter Inside this issue: The sickest dropped bowls you've ever seen!!!! |
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Oct 29, 2019 13:44
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Nevvy Z posted:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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Oct 29, 2019 13:52
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:One of those van modding magazines like Vantasm, but for toilets. "dear editor; i need to express my EXTREME DISPLEASURE with your recent review of the Sealy brand flapper replacement unit. for a decade i have been a loyal subrscriber and have considered this publication to be gospel BUT this flapper unit is extremely well designed and reduces fail rate over the plastic hooked variant so significantly that it warrants a 5 point increase in final rating for that alone. i will admit that if you live in an area with extremely mineral rich content you MAY see SOME rust, but if you take your toilet seriously you'll have a water softening unit already, so this seems like an unfair judgement. i await your updated review, loyally yours heather papps"
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A reality show where a toilet shop restores and mods vintage toilets. "Now, because Bill is a sci fi fan, we're going for a Star Trek: TOS theme. Jimmy is almost finished with the Enterprise disc lid, and we've nearly got the warp engines installed and a voice activated flush, while still showcasing all this beautiful 60's porcelain. We're almost ready to set phasers on 'fun,' heh heh. By the time we're done, Bill will be eating sugar free gummy bears by the pound just for the privilege of using this bad boy." |
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google THIS posted:A reality show where a toilet shop restores and mods vintage toilets. Pimp My Porcelain |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Pimp My Porcelain 
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:One of those van modding magazines like Vantasm, but for toilets. a regular section each month details the accomplishments of import fans who specialize in the asian "squats" and modding them into high-risers ---------------- |
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Oct 29, 2019 15:59
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make the thread
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Oct 29, 2019 16:05
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Those forums are going to have huge arguments about squattypotty integration. |
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Oct 29, 2019 16:38
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:a regular section each month details the accomplishments of import fans who specialize in the asian "squats" and modding them into high-risers Having flashbacks to apartment hunting in cheap areas of Osaka... |
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Heather Papps posted:make the thread
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Okay. I'm at work so I have to phone post using chrome or something |
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got a machine head ow lauw lauw grape tureh machinaheh |
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In the strange and magical world of wizards, names carry great power. This wacky new comedy series follows the hapless misadventures of a dude-bro wizard who was cursed to name his dick hoobastank
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a 40k Ork at a hot-wing eating contest, laughing as he chows down wing after wing with no problem because he believes it isn't hot.
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magic cactus posted:a 40k Ork at a hot-wing eating contest, laughing as he chows down wing after wing with no problem because he believes it isn't hot. I'm pretty sure that's how normal human competitive wing eating freaks do it. |
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I'm the DJ for my school's prom, and the teachers never realize the pop music I'm playing is all from satanist band Ghost. |
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SardonicTyrant posted:I'm the DJ for my school's prom, and the teachers never realize the pop music I'm playing is all from satanist band Ghost. The only songs permitted at school proms are (1) The cha cha slide and (2) Temperature by Sean Paul. Fairly certain this is in the terms of the Geneva Convention.
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i've spent the last 20 years in a black site somewhere because i played slayer on a boombox at my prom
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redm posted:got a machine head nah fairdo may the picksher kep will rebayayayea |
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The X-man cometh posted:Those forums are going to have huge arguments about squattypotty integration. "shitpots" are the toilet enthusiast's version of donks. ---------------- |
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A guy who thinks "man cave" is a reference to men's rectums. |
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FactsAreUseless posted:don caw me dodduh backhoe's on wone to come awashawee dereign backhoe's on wone to come wone to come (backhoe's on backhoe's on) ---------------- |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:backhoe's on Well ah jus hahd tha news tadah It seems mah lahf Is gahn whey With harms hwaid hopin |
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"Let me hear you MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!" the DJ shouted into the microphone. The crowd roared. Except for Robert. Robert crossed his arms in a huff. |
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when we they appreciate that i make my noise on the inside robert thought
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Nov 1, 2019 15:47
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Well ah jus hahd and im washin my machine |
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A youtube channel with clickbaity titles like 'is climate change real?', and the video is a single yes or no response followed by 30 minutes of credits and maybe some horrid bgm.
SardonicTyrant fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Nov 1, 2019 |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:exchange from the future reboot of the golden girls, but four elderly millenials living together oh god this is gonna be real ---------------- |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:exchange from the future reboot of the golden girls, but four elderly millenials living together Blanche: "normally I wouldn't object, but he's just so insistent on tongue punching the old fart box, if you know what I mean" Rose: *looks shocked* Dorothy: *rolls eyes* Sophia: "sounds like a keeper to me!" Rose, Dorothy and Blanche turn to Sophia looking incredulous Sophia: "what, you've never had your rear end in a top hat eaten out by a fat man in an overcoat?" |
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Rose: "Back in St. Olaf, the whole town shared one Netflix password" |
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(to the theme of toys r us commercials) I don't want to wake up I'm a grown-rear end man There's a million things I have to do, I don't think I can More work more chores more niggling pains It's the biggest bullshit there is I don't want to wake up, I just want to chill If only motivation came in a pill |
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got any sevens posted:oh god this is gonna be real It will be written by writers in their early 30s and the real elderly grouchy millennials will be mad that they mix eras so anachronistically in the jokes |
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Crop circles but in your carpet, lawn, hair etc
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Finger Prince posted:(to the theme of toys r us commercials) https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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