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lorn Wayne posted:i bet many of you stupid libs also worked/work retail jobs i was a retail janitor/box-mover not even a real retail worker sometimes i had 2 talk to customers and tell them i dont know poo poo about their fake magic exercise shoes im just the piss mop man lmao  piss moppers rise up! grab the means of pissduction
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Unperson_47 posted:it brings me no joy to say this but i think that's just mud from his shoes. there's no way you can just walk around with a solid log in your shorts if you look carefully, you can see a brown streak on his inner right calf show up after the package drops
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DryGoods posted:if you look carefully, you can see a brown streak on his inner right calf show up after the package drops dont waste your time on an obvious troll
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Bulgakov posted:if it was dried on mud that finally fell off then how’s it still slippery?? you're right 
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gently caress yeaaah popeyes sandwich day
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Unperson_47 posted:it brings me no joy to say this but i think that's just mud from his shoes. there's no way you can just walk around with a solid log in your shorts jarofpiss posted:wrong 
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wtf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc505EFLluE i’ve never ever once considered doing a poop n run and lemme tel u I’m dumb as hell Bulgakov has issued a correction as of 18:27 on Nov 3, 2019 |
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Unperson_47 posted:you're right
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i've been tonguing a stringy bit of chicken stuck in my bottom teeth for about an hour and it finally busted loose and i feel so elated
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Rah! posted:i was a retail janitor/box-mover did you actually work there or were you stealing piss again?
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smarxist posted:tonguing a stringy bit of chicken 
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yeah i just quoted my own post for a joke image, eat my rear end
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If u aint pooped yourself in a mall u aint lived
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i should have never doubted the sages of poo poo how teh hell can you just walk and nonchalantly poo poo? it'd be one thing if it were diarrhea and just liquided out and you couldn't control it he never stopped moving and they just rolled out like depth charges
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Gareth Gobulcoque posted:do you ever stumble upon knowledge so deeply cursed that it brings you, for a moment when you can view its terrible vistas, to tears and then you half explain it to somebody like one of those old viewmasters, and then they break into tears but you're not sure if that's performative psychosis or a truth too terrible to utter and you're like lol I've clearly gone insane but then you read the essay "within the context of no context" and it's kinda exactly that but applied on such a wider scale and then you learn that the person who wrote it had to actually be committed. this is exactly how i feel when listening to trump rallies
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Trump sundown an hour earlier starting today
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smarxist posted:i've been tonguing a stringy bit of chicken stuck in my bottom teeth for about an hour and it finally busted loose and i feel so elated Don't waste your time on an obvious troll.
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i don't think its possible to dook a log while ambulatory i feel like the muscle engagement will prevent it
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Unperson_47 posted:i should have never doubted the sages of poo poo look i just want to poop myself without worrying about the liberal elite judging me, but i guess we differ on that viewpoint. looks like you have some growing up to do.
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smarxist posted:i don't think its possible to dook a log while ambulatory Try it, it's easier than you think
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don't tell me the munitions were in his shorts before this event either
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Trump sundown an hour earlier starting today 
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Bert Roberge posted:https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1191015285287006208 barron
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 Summary Poo Flip Video refers to a viral video which shows a man jumping off a bridge and doing a flip while defecating. The clip that went viral shows the moment happening in reverse, such that it appears the poop goes into the man's butt.
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if we lived as nature intended we'd all know EXACTLY how to poop while walking
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Pohl posted:I skipped over that last year but I may have to watch it now, thanks its like a historical soap opera with a lot of dudes with beards, horses, etc.
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did you see the poop cannon video where the guy blasts a log into the bowl from like 3 feet
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Reality Sinner posted:
this is what counts for a viral video these days? man my daily existence would be a ratings smash hit
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as someone who shits themself on the reg, the body is capable of many wonders
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Reality Sinner posted:
this was done as a stunt though and required months of training and mental preparation mall guy just...shitted it out
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beto sex cramp posted:if we lived as nature intended we'd all know EXACTLY how to poop while walking i wish we had pelletized turds. life would be so much better
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Unperson_47 posted:this was done as a stunt though and required months of training and mental preparation he's obviously a savant
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smarxist posted:i don't think its possible to dook a log while ambulatory Raab Himself did an entire bit doing just this. Marathon runners do it a lot too apparently.
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