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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


DryGoods posted:

did you actually work there or were you stealing piss again?

its not "stealing" when ur liquids exit the borders of ur sovereign boundaries its international waters ur gold fringes dont control me

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PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


working hard, thank you!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


legitimate piss salvage binch

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

a.lo posted:

Do better

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
I don't know why any of you are doubting the poop tape when the Whitest Kids U Know made a documentary on this very subject

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy9o9H_l3rk

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Unperson_47 posted:

this was done as a stunt though and required months of training and mental preparation

mall guy just...shitted it out

you're assuming this is his first drop

look at his fluid motion. his calm, focused demeanor. you'd never know he was poopin'

this isn't his first rodeo

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeJhXaC5WPg

snart helg

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/acvalens/status/1190973506059669505
:thunk:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

imagine leaving your turds on the floor at a nordstroms

how do you love with yourself

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

smarxist posted:

i don't think its possible to dook a log while ambulatory

i feel like the muscle engagement will prevent it

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjssz

:nws: obviously

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

a.lo posted:

imagine leaving your turds on the floor at a nordstroms

how do you love with yourself

hahaha yeah imagine

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

SKULL.GIF posted:

her'es a picture of the guy who wrote that article



is this Schnippers?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


PsychedelicWarlord posted:

working hard, thank you!


DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

a.lo posted:

imagine leaving your turds on the floor at a nordstroms

how do you love with yourself

what if you do it at a cheesecake factory?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

a.lo posted:

imagine leaving your turds on the floor at a nordstroms

how do you love with yourself

This is what the dressing rooms are for.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


hollering from a dressing room stall asking for toilet paper

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
im sure this has been posted already but lol the replies

https://mobile.twitter.com/stevecuozzo/status/1190659641417580545

e: ah fuckin christ always late

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5bE8jJgeb8

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





what is crack ping

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

god bless those jackass boys :allears:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


lol :same:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

DryGoods posted:

what if you do it at a cheesecake factory?

let me tell you a thing or two about the cheesecake factory, buddy

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00srBCAeGQc

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


I've never been to a cheesecake factory what's it like

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

My brother crapped himself in the middle of a marching band parade after eating Burger King.

Unfortunately for them they were wearing their white pants uniform.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

I've never been to a cheesecake factory what's it like

it's expensive for a restaurant that's like the midground between TGIFridays and Chili's

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

I've never been to a cheesecake factory what's it like

it is the tomb of the capitalist aesthetic

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/a4c49MO.mp4

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/brithume/status/1190718939862642694
lol an irl 'do they give nobel prizes for attempted chemistry?!?'

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Bert Roberge posted:

My brother crapped himself in the middle of a marching band parade after eating Burger King.

Unfortunately for them they were wearing their white pants uniform.

You go Burger King after not before you idiot

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
eat the bun before the parade then eat the burger and fixin's after

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


mormonpartyboat posted:

it is the tomb of the capitalist aesthetic

sounds pretty metal

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
shoulda had his extra brown rimmer safety pants

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

I've never been to a cheesecake factory what's it like

it's worth a visit just to see one of the few factory jobs left in america

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



DryGoods posted:

you're assuming this is his first drop

look at his fluid motion. his calm, focused demeanor. you'd never know he was poopin'

this isn't his first rodeo

i need a virgin/chad meme for poopin

chad definitely wipes standing up

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Wrex Ruckus posted:

it's worth a visit just to see one of the few factory jobs left in america

we're still holding strong here at the dick sucking factory

5th generation

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

sounds pretty metal

the cheesecake factory owns, and is also insanely bad in every conceivable way

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