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Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
i love that because he looks like he's at open mic night

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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Theresa May's disaster conference speech where she lost her voice, got handed a p45 and the slogan fell off the wall behind her.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/mattvbrady/status/949446803438497792

don't care that it's not really politics. it's friday

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

cool dance moves posted:

Barfsack Ocrumbo is a linguistic masterpiece :mad:

I feel like this is actually an onomatopoeia

Mineaiki
Nov 20, 2013

Somebody post that Amy Klobuchar Dreamworks face pic

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
pokemon go to the polls lol

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

mooyashi posted:

pokemon go to the polls lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUg8S8_zRR0

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
fellow cspam poster richard wolf's campaign for texas state representative. his politics and campaign style are years, if not decades, ahead of their time, but i'm confident that the future will vindicate his approach.

the questionnaire he filled out for the major regional newspaper made me laugh harder than probably anything else that's come out of cspam. it's top 2 at least

https://voterguide.dallasnews.com/2018-primary/candidates/83/

https://www.facebook.com/RichardWolf4HD63/

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/03/texas-candidate-richard-wolf-memes-facebook-something-awful-chapo.html

Finicums Wake has issued a correction as of 01:50 on Nov 2, 2019

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007


John Boehner skipped town just before everything went rear end over tits and dumped the whole mess in Paul Ryan's lap

He swindled Ryan into doing it by telling him it was God's calling

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Finicums Wake posted:

fellow cspam poster richard wolf's campaign for texas state representative. his politics and campaign style are years, if not decades, ahead of their time, but i'm confident that the future will vindicate his approach.

the questionnaire he filled out for the major regional newspaper made me laugh harder than probably anything else that's come out of cspam. it's top 2 at least

https://voterguide.dallasnews.com/2018-primary/candidates/83/

https://www.facebook.com/RichardWolf4HD63/

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/03/texas-candidate-richard-wolf-memes-facebook-something-awful-chapo.html

i forgot about this, it fuckin ruled

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Finicums Wake posted:

fellow cspam poster richard wolf's campaign for texas state representative. his politics and campaign style are years, if not decades, ahead of their time, but i'm confident that the future will vindicate his approach.

the questionnaire he filled out for the major regional newspaper made me laugh harder than probably anything else that's come out of cspam. it's top 2 at least

https://voterguide.dallasnews.com/2018-primary/candidates/83/

https://www.facebook.com/RichardWolf4HD63/

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/03/texas-candidate-richard-wolf-memes-facebook-something-awful-chapo.html

that guy owns and i hope he runs again

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
here's the thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3843493

shameful that it's not goldmined

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

power word- Jeb! posted:

that guy owns and i hope he runs again

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

01011001 posted:

i forgot about this, it fuckin ruled

lol

What is your position on proposals to (a) legalize medicinal use of marijuana and (b) reclassify possession of small amounts of pot as a fine-only offense? Does this language need to be updated?

*massive bong rip* legalize weed. i believe that the state of Texas should commission the country's first state owned and operated marijuana company. from production to distribution we would be able to support Texan farmers, create gainful employment for urban and suburban people who need it, and become the country's top producer and exporter of weed. as the country moves further and further towards federal legalization acting we must act quickly to establish ourselves in the market.

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

power word- Jeb! posted:

that guy owns and i hope he runs again

😲

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

this is the dumbest poo poo, he is clearly saying "governmentnik"

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
who cares gently caress santorum forever

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
rick "frothy anal lube" santorum told a journalist about how he and his wife bought home a 3-month old miscarriage for the rest of their kids to meet like a single serving of leftover spaghetti and meatballs in a bag

now he's a host for cnn

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Wrenever posted:

John Boehner skipped town just before everything went rear end over tits and dumped the whole mess in Paul Ryan's lap

He swindled Ryan into doing it by telling him it was God's calling

Ryan is a hardcore Objectivist and I really doubt he believes in any higher power than wealth

Of course that didn't stop the chuds from thinking he was a muslim terrorist for a little bit because of his beard

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


The next FIFA world cup is going to be in loving Qatar

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008


the best part about this is her twitter profile

"Houston, Charleston, NYC"

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

cool dance moves posted:

The next FIFA world cup is going to be in loving Qatar

you mean the one built by slave labor where many people died, and it will be held in the winter because it's going to be too hot for humans to perform strenuous activities outdoors lol

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
literally no-one wants to host the Olympics anymorr

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


MikeCrotch posted:

literally no-one wants to host the Olympics anymorr

it's a miserable way to convert real resources into vague prestige at a pretty poor exchange rate, so unless you're drowning in cash and desperate to get international headlines yeah you want to avoid it

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

alsothe amount of prestige has been getting smaller and smaller, considering how amazingly and blatantly corrupt they are

Tunicate has issued a correction as of 01:03 on Nov 3, 2019

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
joe the plumber

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



sarah palin holding up a big gulp to a cheering crowd like the perfectly encapsulated retarded id of america

thirsty rear end conservatives fawning over her dumb rear end

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

MikeCrotch posted:

literally no-one wants to host the Olympics anymorr

greece should just step up and host the shittiest most backwards rear end corrupt olympics the common era has ever seen

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Former DILF posted:

greece should just step up and host the shittiest most backwards rear end corrupt olympics the common era has ever seen

You need to check out weightlifting for the most brazen poo poo like this imaginable. The 2018 world championships were held in Turkmenistan and involved the president being gifted a solid gold barbell.

Also the world championships this year were held in Thailand, but the Thai team didn't compete because basically the entire team got popped for steroids a week before the event and they got banned.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Thump! posted:

sarah palin holding up a big gulp to a cheering crowd like the perfectly encapsulated retarded id of america

thirsty rear end conservatives fawning over her dumb rear end

I wonder if they had soda is the ussr

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord

ikanreed posted:

I wonder if they had soda is the ussr

they had vending machines that dispensed soda water and syrups, and even provided a glass/glass cleaning station if you didn't have one on hand instead of dispensing bottles


pepsi also signed a deal in the 70s to open up a shitload of bottling plants in the USSR, so you could go to the state grocer and just get cans of pepsi if you felt like it

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord
q is not e

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Malleum posted:

they had vending machines that dispensed soda water and syrups, and even provided a glass/glass cleaning station if you didn't have one on hand instead of dispensing bottles


pepsi also signed a deal in the 70s to open up a shitload of bottling plants in the USSR, so you could go to the state grocer and just get cans of pepsi if you felt like it

This is an innovation that the US still hasn't caught up with

MaxieSatan
Oct 19, 2017

critical support for anarchists
pretty sure it's basically just a DIY coke freestyle machine, but even so, that's a four-decade head start. "Capitalism breeds innovation" my rear end

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

poo poo I agree with trump on something

Gorillas own

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
fuckin big brains donnie staring directly at a solar eclipse will always be hilarious to me

weast
Nov 7, 2012

gorilla channel reminds me of the guardian quoting a fake 1984 passage:
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/824388930975916032

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sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

John Hickenlooper took his mom to see Deep Throat.

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