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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
freckle will u be gay with me??

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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

freckle posted:

i reported this post for account sharing

gently caress you, you piece of poo poo

wags tail

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

FactsAreUseless posted:

What are you even talking about

What are you ever talking about

the only thing anyone is talking about : trump! *click*

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


when u really think about it, aren't most jobs "inside". really makes u think imo

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
im so awkward when i have sex. i keep saying i love you before i cum. i need to wait until i finish

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

cumshitter posted:

freckle will u be gay with me??

:goku:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

NoneMoreNegative posted:

VOTE TRUMP



and dive into an ocean of HOT FRESH PISS

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

I tried this Demon Slayer show

It's kinda dumb but entertaining a bit, I dunno. The dude with the pig's head is cool

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

twoday posted:

Also the grinch av

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ok one more beer and then im gonna crush this homework

ive got this

im gay. i got this

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2j2aqdhWrE&t=80s

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




freckle posted:

you don't stop loving things just because they've died

i still love your self respect, too

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
by this time last month the thread was already at 375 pages, sad!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

i made my son go as neelix every halloween because i hated him for choosing to be straight

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

twoday posted:

by this time last month the thread was already at 375 pages, sad!

Post more then

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

twoday posted:

by this time last month the thread was already at 375 pages, sad!

it's the weekend, that useless fucker isn't even golfing today I don't think

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

*emfive being rolled into court like the mafia dons in Goodfellas*

Don't give this old, frail man on death's doorstep a 6er he won't survive. Compassionate release is called for.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
*my son is eating his breakfast with a copy of BALLS: THE GENTLEMAN'S MAGAZINE held up to his face*

me: you enjoying those balls, son?

*BALLS: THE GENTLEMAN'S MAGAZINE falls into his cereal, revealing a copy of Victoria's Secret magazine*

me: GOD DAMMIT, SON. put that filth away! nobody wants to be reminded of the hideous female form while they're eating breakfast!

*my wife frowns and crosses her arms*

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

twoday posted:

by this time last month the thread was already at 375 pages, sad!

Nov started on a weekend and with server fuckery, we're gonna be posting at hyperspeed with all the hearings this upcoming week tho

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

cumshitter posted:

*my son is eating his breakfast with a copy of BALLS: THE GENTLEMAN'S MAGAZINE held up to his face*

me: you enjoying those balls, son?

*BALLS: THE GENTLEMAN'S MAGAZINE falls into his cereal, revealing a copy of Victoria's Secret magazine*

me: GOD DAMMIT, SON. put that filth away! nobody wants to be reminded of the hideous female form while they're eating breakfast!

*my wife frowns and crosses her arms*

you should be more respectful of your beard

you should raise your son however you want to, though, I have nothing to say about that

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Filthy Hans posted:

Don't give this old, frail man on death's doorstep a 6er he won't survive. Compassionate release is called for.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I'm back on nite crew I'll hold down the thread while the rest of you losers sleep

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

part of calabinabal's name is "alabanimal" which i now realize is the coolest way for someone born in alabama to refer to themself

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

cumshitter posted:

*my son is eating his breakfast with a copy of BALLS: THE GENTLEMAN'S MAGAZINE held up to his face*

me: you enjoying those balls, son?

*BALLS: THE GENTLEMAN'S MAGAZINE falls into his cereal, revealing a copy of Victoria's Secret magazine*

me: GOD DAMMIT, SON. put that filth away! nobody wants to be reminded of the hideous female form while they're eating breakfast!

*my wife frowns and crosses her arms*

reboot this homosexual AI

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
how does a guy wear an earring playing football and not have it ripped out immediately

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
canimbamalibal's name is the most difficult on the forums to spell

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




its just caliban plus cannibal

a good name

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

a helpful bear posted:

how does a guy wear an earring playing football and not have it ripped out immediately

Helmets do a good job at protecting ears

Brains not so much

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1191139748724670464

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Mustached Demon posted:

Helmets do a good job at protecting ears

Brains not so much

:hmmyes:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
impeach deez nuts

impeach deez nuts

👈 lib 👉

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Squizzle posted:

its just caliban plus cannibal

a good name

shut up word nerd. dont make me kick ur rear end

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
I have to go to Columbus for a week starting tomorrow. The cat is deeply empathetic & lies upon my chest; the wife watches Lifetime movies in the front room.

CAT TWIST: it just defects cancer in me

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





fellow kids,

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Squizzle posted:

its just caliban plus cannibal

a good name

taliban cannibal

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:hmmyes:

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