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ow. this really hurts. i swallowed a bee. in my coca cola zero cherry. it stung me, really bad, in the throat when i swallowed it[ do i call 911 and hope its in my network? or do i slowly accept death on my comfortably carpeted floor? this is a C-Spam Choo-choo-choose your own adventure
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Louisgod posted:buttigieg is pretty loving dumb for somebody that speaks like five languages I'm sure that came in handy as a military interrogator
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:33 |
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cumshitter posted:ow. this really hurts. spray some Raid down your throat to kill it
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:34 |
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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1191164420367568896?s=20
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a.lo posted:Former Acura (Honda) Integra owner here....No I had one too but I sold it in like 2003 but mine was a hatchback. The front bumper didn't look right but I figured I might be misremembering
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My house has one bathroom and my wife is pooping, but I really have to poo poo.
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cumshitter posted:ow. this really hurts.
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:35 |
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Does this loving nerd rear end nazi nerd lib mayor pete really not know the difference between conscious and conscience
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:35 |
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Louisgod posted:buttigieg is pretty loving dumb for somebody that speaks like five languages pretty good counterargument to the sapir-whorf hypothesis
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:36 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:My house has one bathroom and my wife is pooping, but I really have to poo poo. Garbage disposal
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:36 |
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that's a sick car
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:36 |
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Filthy Hans posted:spray some Raid down your throat to kill it im really hgh off raid right now but i feel like there are millions of bugs crawling over my skin??? i cant tell cause im huffing but i have no idea where the crawling ends and my millipede, thousand legged, interpretation of reality begins
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:36 |
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actually just go gently caress your neighbor, don't poo poo in your garbage disposal
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:36 |
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I've been staying away from the news all weekend. Is Trump still prez?
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:36 |
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Cspam problem solvers caucus
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:36 |
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one thing is clear: i am gay. and nobody can stop me from being gay. i will not be held down
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:36 |
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donald trump would be p cool if he weren't petty, racist, president, misogynist, a rapist, trump, or a misery golem
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:37 |
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Lawman 0 posted:https://twitter.com/axios/status/1191150566585430016?s=20
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:37 |
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I honestly don’t understand how people can forgive anakin but not kylo
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:37 |
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a.lo posted:I honestly don’t understand how people can forgive anakin but not kylo are these "Anime" characters?
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:38 |
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DryGoods posted:are these "Anime" characters? Leave me alone
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Soy Division posted:sorry dan but no matter hard how you try you will never be big boss
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crazy cloud posted:Garbage disposal no garbage disposal she came out since I posted and I got to poo poo. crisis averted. We live on the very edge of catastrophe
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:39 |
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i'm not familiar with Dragon Ball lore. i'm sorry i'm trying
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:39 |
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Cumshitter if your airways are closing you can keep th m open with a stiff cock
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:39 |
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As a Bible Belt gay, Buttigieg makes me super sad cos he seems like he's stuck in that phase where it feels like you can make conservative people like you cos you're ~different~ from those other gays, but fuckin lol. good luck with that, bud.
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:39 |
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the secret to getting a helg is getting snarted
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:39 |
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Start wares
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:39 |
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twoday posted:dremel torque i have an old dremel xpr4000 that still runs great but the brushes are worn out so i have to turn the shaft a little bit before turning it on or it won't spin up i would love to buy a set of brusehs for it but they are like $30 and i didn't pay but %90 for the tool itself plus a bunch of accessories
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:40 |
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discoukulele posted:butt fuckin' lol
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Louisgod posted:buttigieg is pretty loving dumb for somebody that speaks like five languages But he's a strategic genius! Did you hear about all of his Risk master plans?
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:41 |
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https://www.facebook.com/NoSafeSpacesMovie/photos/pb.195647600913215.-2207520000.1572831653./735297356948234/?type=3&theater cursed
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# ? Nov 4, 2019 02:41 |
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mad.radhu posted:this is a concession of the primary charge behind the impeachment probe there's nothing in the constitution that says you cant do quid pro quo
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cumshitter posted:one thing is clear: i am gay. and nobody can stop me from being gay. i will not be held down the bee sting is flipping your sexuality i don't know what to tell you
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discoukulele posted:As a Bible Belt gay, Buttigieg makes me super sad cos he seems like he's stuck in that phase where it feels like you can make conservative people like you cos you're ~different~ from those other gays, but fuckin lol. good luck with that, bud. A dude I work with's husband grew up in the same town I did he threw his poo poo in his car and left as soon as he could, like I did The thing with American small town conservatism is that they don't discriminate if you aren't like them because you're gay, or otherwise not gender binary, or too smart, or you talk too much, or you read too many books, or you want better out of life,well, all of you are welcome to get the gently caress out
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Buttigieg is rising and you cannot stop it.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/HayesBrown/status/1191028961259794435
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Bert Roberge posted:But he's a strategic genius! Did you hear about all of his Risk master plans? please educate me because my Risk master plans tend to include killing all my troops because gently caress the troops
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https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1191166319233777664
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