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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ow. this really hurts.

i swallowed a bee. in my coca cola zero cherry. it stung me, really bad, in the throat when i swallowed it[

do i call 911 and hope its in my network? or do i slowly accept death on my comfortably carpeted floor? this is a C-Spam Choo-choo-choose your own adventure

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Louisgod posted:

buttigieg is pretty loving dumb for somebody that speaks like five languages

I'm sure that came in handy as a military interrogator

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

cumshitter posted:

ow. this really hurts.

i swallowed a bee. in my coca cola zero cherry. it stung me, really bad, in the throat when i swallowed it[

do i call 911 and hope its in my network? or do i slowly accept death on my comfortably carpeted floor? this is a C-Spam Choo-choo-choose your own adventure

spray some Raid down your throat to kill it

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1191164420367568896?s=20

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

a.lo posted:

Former Acura (Honda) Integra owner here....No

I had one too but I sold it in like 2003 but mine was a hatchback.

The front bumper didn't look right but I figured I might be misremembering

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


My house has one bathroom and my wife is pooping, but I really have to poo poo.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

cumshitter posted:

ow. this really hurts.

i swallowed a bee. in my coca cola zero cherry. it stung me, really bad, in the throat when i swallowed it[

do i call 911 and hope its in my network? or do i slowly accept death on my comfortably carpeted floor? this is a C-Spam Choo-choo-choose your own adventure
Are you allergic to bees? How are you breathing?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Does this loving nerd rear end nazi nerd lib mayor pete really not know the difference between conscious and conscience

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Louisgod posted:

buttigieg is pretty loving dumb for somebody that speaks like five languages

pretty good counterargument to the sapir-whorf hypothesis

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My house has one bathroom and my wife is pooping, but I really have to poo poo.

Garbage disposal

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


that's a sick car

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Filthy Hans posted:

spray some Raid down your throat to kill it

im really hgh off raid right now but i feel like there are millions of bugs crawling over my skin??? i cant tell cause im huffing but i have no idea where the crawling ends and my millipede, thousand legged, interpretation of reality begins

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
actually just go gently caress your neighbor, don't poo poo in your garbage disposal

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie
I've been staying away from the news all weekend. Is Trump still prez?

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Cspam problem solvers caucus

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
one thing is clear: i am gay. and nobody can stop me from being gay. i will not be held down

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



donald trump would be p cool if he weren't petty, racist, president, misogynist, a rapist, trump, or a misery golem

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

Lawman 0 posted:

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1191150566585430016?s=20
A take so hot it caused a couple of record breaking wildfires
sorry dan but no matter hard how you try you will never be big boss

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I honestly don’t understand how people can forgive anakin but not kylo

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

a.lo posted:

I honestly don’t understand how people can forgive anakin but not kylo

are these "Anime" characters?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

DryGoods posted:

are these "Anime" characters?

Leave me alone

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Soy Division posted:

sorry dan but no matter hard how you try you will never be big boss
He could play Big Boss in the porno.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


crazy cloud posted:

Garbage disposal

no garbage disposal

she came out since I posted and I got to poo poo. crisis averted. We live on the very edge of catastrophe

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
i'm not familiar with Dragon Ball lore. i'm sorry i'm trying

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Cumshitter if your airways are closing you can keep th m open with a stiff cock

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

As a Bible Belt gay, Buttigieg makes me super sad cos he seems like he's stuck in that phase where it feels like you can make conservative people like you cos you're ~different~ from those other gays, but fuckin lol. good luck with that, bud.

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



the secret to getting a helg is getting snarted

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Start wares

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



twoday posted:

dremel torque

i have an old dremel xpr4000 that still runs great but the brushes are worn out so i have to turn the shaft a little bit before turning it on or it won't spin up

i would love to buy a set of brusehs for it but they are like $30 and i didn't pay but %90 for the tool itself plus a bunch of accessories

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

discoukulele posted:

butt fuckin' lol

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Louisgod posted:

buttigieg is pretty loving dumb for somebody that speaks like five languages

But he's a strategic genius! Did you hear about all of his Risk master plans?

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://www.facebook.com/NoSafeSpacesMovie/photos/pb.195647600913215.-2207520000.1572831653./735297356948234/?type=3&theater

cursed

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

mad.radhu posted:

this is a concession of the primary charge behind the impeachment probe

and it won't matter one bit

there's nothing in the constitution that says you cant do quid pro quo

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

cumshitter posted:

one thing is clear: i am gay. and nobody can stop me from being gay. i will not be held down

the bee sting is flipping your sexuality

i don't know what to tell you

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


discoukulele posted:

As a Bible Belt gay, Buttigieg makes me super sad cos he seems like he's stuck in that phase where it feels like you can make conservative people like you cos you're ~different~ from those other gays, but fuckin lol. good luck with that, bud.

A dude I work with's husband grew up in the same town I did

he threw his poo poo in his car and left as soon as he could, like I did

The thing with American small town conservatism is that they don't discriminate

if you aren't like them because you're gay, or otherwise not gender binary, or too smart, or you talk too much, or you read too many books, or you want better out of life,well, all of you are welcome to get the gently caress out

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Buttigieg is rising and you cannot stop it.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



:thunk:


https://mobile.twitter.com/HayesBrown/status/1191028961259794435

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Bert Roberge posted:

But he's a strategic genius! Did you hear about all of his Risk master plans?

please educate me because my Risk master plans tend to include killing all my troops because gently caress the troops

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1191166319233777664

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