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Imagine four chickens on the edge of a road. Say a direct copy of the chicken nearest the road is sent to the back of the line of chickens and takes the place of the first chicken. The formerly first chicken becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth walks across the road. Jokes work the same way.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 15:09 |
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the point of the joke is the punchline is anticlimactic and disappointing.
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Shifty Nipples posted:the point of the joke is the punchline is anticlimactic and disappointing. Much like a chicken's existence
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Hardcordion posted:So you know the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" That extremely well known joke that we've all been hearing since we could understand what a joke is? The punchline isn't just about the simple motivations driving a chicken to do what it does. The other side is the afterlife, because the chicken gets run over. This joke is because chickens really like hanging out in the road. I figured that out after I move to a farming village where most of my neighbors have chickens and most of the chickens are constantly in the loving road
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Shifty Nipples posted:the point of the joke is the punchline is anticlimactic and disappointing. Haha
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christmas boots posted:Much like existence ftfy
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foobardog posted:ftfy “Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.” ¯ Werner Herzog but with humans this time
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Shifty Nipples posted:anticlimactic and disappointing. ![]()
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christmas boots posted:“Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.” Checks out ![]()
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It was a great episode of TOS tho.![]()
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Thanks for not leaving me disappointed.
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Shifty Nipples posted:Thanks for not leaving me disappointed. ![]()
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Hardcordion posted:So you know the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" That extremely well known joke that we've all been hearing since we could understand what a joke is? The punchline isn't just about the simple motivations driving a chicken to do what it does. The other side is the afterlife, because the chicken gets run over. I find this p damned ![]()
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I don't really have anywhere else to put this, but I found a site of random Japanese folklore monsters, and I found that the idea of goatse predates the SA forums by several hundred years. https://hyakumonogatari.com/2012/08/19/shirime-eyeball-butt/
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christmas boots posted:That doesn't sound right. There's a finite amount of chicken souls and they just get recycled into new chickens so there's no afterlife for them to go to. I consider this myth: BUSTED If there's a finite number of souls, wouldn't sacrificing chickens lower the number of possible chickens for all time? Do we need to ban voodoo?
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Beachcomber posted:If there's a finite number of souls, wouldn't sacrificing chickens lower the number of possible chickens for all time? Do we need to ban voodoo? We need to build a mako reactor and harness all the chicken souls rejoining the lifestream
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Samovar posted:For ages I always confused the Swedish 'vill' as the equivalent to English 'will' - it actually means 'want'. But it wasn't until recently that I realised 'will' must have meant 'want' in ye olden days, as in 'Make this happen, it is my will'. Just want to tag up on this and say that this is why we still have things called Last Will and Testaments. As in, "The last thing that I will (want) is that my house goes to my wife, also this is the last time I'm gonna get a chance to say something so Peter, I never liked your wives."
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There is a popular children's show called Paw Patrol. There is not a popular children's show called Papa Troll.
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Nostradingus posted:There is a popular children's show called Paw Patrol. If it helps, you're not alone on that one. Not me of course. I would never make such a foolish mistake, but other people have.
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Arise Chicken Chicken arise
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CloFan posted:Arise Chicken Ok I googled this and you're gonna have to explain this one for us ![]()
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I'm bored and just randomly looking at stuff on Google Earth. It turns out the Walls of Benin aren't in the country of Benin, but rather in Benin City, which is in Nigeria.
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Jenny Nicholson and Lindsay Ellis are not the same girl on YouTube who talks about nerd stuff.
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Beachcomber posted:Jenny Nicholson and Lindsay Ellis are not the same girl on YouTube who talks about nerd stuff. Jenny wants to gently caress a porg and lindsay wants to gently caress starscream, very easy to tell apart. Also only one of them kicked out the back window of a cop car.
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Baronjutter posted:Also only one of them kicked out the back window of a cop car. wait what
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LawfulWaffle posted:Just want to tag up on this and say that this is why we still have things called Last Will and Testaments. As in, "The last thing that I will (want) is that my house goes to my wife, also this is the last time I'm gonna get a chance to say something so Peter, I never liked your wives." There also used to be an antonym 'nill' - to not want something - which is where the phrase 'willy-nilly' comes from (will ye or nill ye - something that happens whether you want it or not).
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Hipster_Doofus posted:Ok I googled this and you're gonna have to explain this one for us I feel like it has something to do with Invader Zim but those times are a blur now.
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It’s from Aqua Teen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdPU4W6sRHM
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burial posted:It’s from Aqua Teen. This only befuddles me further.
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Hipster_Doofus posted:This only befuddles me further. Yeah, I read the original post in Billywitchdoctor.com's voice and I still don't get it.
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Pneub posted:Yeah, I read the original post in Billywitchdoctor.com's voice and I still don't get it. Chicken and rice?
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Beachcomber posted:If there's a finite number of souls, wouldn't sacrificing chickens lower the number of possible chickens for all time? Do we need to ban voodoo? If this is true then I guess some mad scientist/vodun priest is gathering all the bee souls in the world so they can unleash the MEGA BEE
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The chicken died crossing the road Billywitchdoctor.com specializes in raising dead chickens His chant was Rise chicken. Chicken arise I think that's the entire joke and y'all are over thinking it
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why did the chicken cross the river styx?
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Ego-bot posted:I'm bored and just randomly looking at stuff on Google Earth. It turns out the Walls of Benin aren't in the country of Benin, but rather in Benin City, which is in Nigeria. they were both part of the territory of the pre-colonial Kingdom of Benin, but colonialism hosed a lot of poo poo up
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Len posted:The chicken died crossing the road I like to imagine Billy bought a franchise and there's a lot of people going around advertising like alisonwitchdoctor.com and stuff
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purple death ray posted:I like to imagine Billy bought a franchise and there's a lot of people going around advertising like alisonwitchdoctor.com and stuff But would that still fit in with "one convenient location, in Africa"?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MWm_Qyws18
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I just discovered I can still get 8 hours of sleep tonight.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 15:09 |
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Recent musical revelations, courtesy of Pandora: That one really catchy '80s dance song I like that I've heard throughout the years and assumed was by INXS or someone is actually True Faith by New Order. In my defense, it really does sound more like INXS or someone than the band who made Blue Monday. Ian Curtis did not have a solo career as a folk musician in addition to being in Joy Division. I was combining him with a completely different musician who died in a completely different decade—Elliott Smith. Yes, I know they sound nothing alike, but I'd never knowingly heard an Elliott Smith song before tonight, and I was never into Joy Division enough to know Ian Curtis didn't have any solo albums.
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