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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/Clipart1994bot/status/1191251512271474688

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campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

helg

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
me, dialin up ex #4: "It's me! Cumshitter!"

"Who?"

"Cumshitter!!"

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
cumi, are you dialing the same ex?

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I love you

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1191251275150700544



Is this the key to a successful brexit?

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

cumshitter posted:

my ex: "So you made up a guy who shits cum out his rear end?"

Me: "Yeah, but he does it in really cool way. Like, people are rooting for him."

lmao

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Addamere posted:

I love you

Love is the way forward

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Addamere posted:

I love you

god bless you and all posting friends

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d-Uzj3fmIs

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Trumo must love the weekends. there's no impeachment news so he can tweet bullshit and not get any pushback on cable news.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


QUICK FEM lookin bad af :radcat:

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfNibtfXIo4

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
femmes and trans are the loving best and i am so into thier poo poo

also i think i might be gay???????????????

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

cumshitter posted:

also i think i might be gay???????????????

nah

this man is a straight as john wayne on a horse voting for ronald reagan

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDIjTaPt9co

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cumshitter posted:

femmes and trans are the loving best and i am so into thier poo poo
https://forums.somethingawful.com/usercp.php
also i think i might be gay???????????????

I share this opinion except instead of thinking I might be gay I think I am asexual.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

redneck nazgul posted:

nah

this man is a straight as john wayne on a horse voting for ronald reagan

ok but how do i be gay? i feel like its a stronger option for me

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
nevermind i figured it out

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

noted homophobe Rudy, seal team dude from survivor is dead

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Grondoth posted:

you're probably not supposed to like that guy

ya that's what i meant by lazy its like when a movie has the protagonist hurt an animal for the most lazy of audience disgust

but i like the future prospects of the creative team behind these movies

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




campfire posted:

noted homophobe Rudy, seal team dude from survivor is dead

the 9/11 guy??

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

cumshitter posted:

also i think i might be gay???????????????

what do you do with the cumshitter brand if you realize you're not gay?

is there a CSPAM 2020 spinoff coming up??

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no
plz settle down; horney is still prohibited 🚫

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




DryGoods posted:

what do you do with the cumshitter brand if you realize you're not gay?

is there a CSPAM 2020 spinoff coming up??

election erection will return

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCnJAMkETiU

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
me, drunk, on the line with Ex #5 "You know, maybe all the problems in our relationship were YOUR fault."

My ex: "You know, that's a fair point."

What actually happened:

Me: "buh. guh. im bunk. brunk. im drunk."

My Ex: "Stop calling me and pitching ideas for your cumshitter guy."

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

i do not like in shows or movies or any narrative form or whatever (eg written stuff like books but its rarer maybe for those to gently caress it up) when there's a group of friends that would never be friends

cheap move

imo

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Horny rules the Night

like traveling between villages during the Dead Hours only to look out and catch the glint of a lion's eye in the tall grass

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHQaTDL12_A

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

campfire posted:

noted homophobe Rudy, seal team dude from survivor is dead

Nice. surprised he hung on this long. Ok boomer.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
alright. ex #6. this is the call where i *nail it*

ring ring

My ex: "Hello?"

me: PLEASE LIKE ME

my ex: "No." *click*

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

campfire posted:

noted homophobe Rudy, seal team dude from survivor is dead

wow I remember him

Numberwang!!!
Jul 24, 2019

cumshitter posted:

alright. ex #6. this is the call where i *nail it*

ring ring

My ex: "Hello?"

me: PLEASE LIKE ME

my ex: "No." *click*

you're ruining the cumshitter cinematic universe

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Numberwang!!! posted:

you're ruining the cumshitter cinematic universe

actually i think im doing a fantastic job with it. stan lee personally asked me to stop what im doing

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

gently caress my coworkers a complete moron

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

friend showed me a screenshot of a smarxist tweet on facebook that was interesting

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
little known fact

cum shitter is not gay

neither that cum nor poo poo is gay

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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

richard spencer or ik? you decide

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