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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

95-year-old man "pretty chill" with dying. "I'm 95 years old," he told reporters. "It's cool if I croak, man."

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



mormonpartyboat posted:

are you suggesting the democrats look to darrell issa for strategic guidance

morel like Dumbbell Pissa

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
I have arrived in Ohio, famous for its service to the nation as a distraction keeping most Ohioans from needing to enter better nearby states. It’s an imperfect system and some do slip out which is why I say go to hell, Ohio and also, thanks.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

FactsAreUseless posted:

95-year-old man "pretty chill" with dying. "I'm 95 years old," he told reporters. "It's cool if I croak, man."

i gotta love the mentality of a reporter asking a 95 year old man whether he's ok with dying or not

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bearjew posted:

morel like Dumbbell Pissa

new cover of flagpole sitter

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
YRiiMP

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/freedomcaucus/status/1191399753810169858

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

how many times are butter emails in this

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Al! posted:

i gotta love the mentality of a reporter asking a 95 year old man whether he's ok with dying or not

Reporter: Carter, ready to die?

Carter: I was born ready motherfucker

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Al! posted:

i gotta love the mentality of a reporter asking a 95 year old man whether he's ok with dying or not

If you don’t ask you risk not hearing something absolutely buckwild come out of the mouth of one of those California Raisins.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Al! posted:

i gotta love the mentality of a reporter asking a 95 year old man whether he's ok with dying or not

working backward from "teasing an ex-president's death will bait clicks and get revenue" and working backward toward questions to ask which work in SEO-type phrases from there

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The cool thing about dying is that everyone gets to do it at least once.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

i gotta love the mentality of a reporter asking a 95 year old man whether he's ok with dying or not

should ask the same question to biden

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Admiral Ray posted:

Reporter: Carter, ready to die?

Carter: I was ready the day they made me sell my peanut farm :smith:

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



FactsAreUseless posted:

95-year-old man "pretty chill" with dying. "I'm 95 years old," he told reporters. "It's cool if I croak, man."

CONTROVERSIAL PRO-DEATH DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT HAS DISTURBING BELIEF

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
standing outside the old folks home with a microphone and just one question

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


checks out.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


I know I’m arguing with a tweet but that is only relevant to the standard of proof to be applied by a fact finder at a criminal trial

it does not apply to the public or to the prosecutor

if the prosecution assumed people were innocent then no one would
be prosecuted

galenanorth
May 19, 2016


That's how it is during the hiring process, yes.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


My old employer just laid off over 200 people. Third round of 100+ layoffs since they released me in January.

economy's booming, folks

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

euphronius posted:

I know I’m arguing with a tweet but that is only relevant to the standard of proof to be applied by a fact finder at a criminal trial

it does not apply to the public or to the prosecutor

if the prosecution assumed people were innocent then no one would
be prosecuted

that chestnut is so old it's rotting

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Derban flump

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Gringostar posted:

cspam when a trump tweet drops

https://i.imgur.com/0r9o6Iw.mp4

Why was that one all alone :ohdear:

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

mysterious frankie posted:

If you don’t ask you risk not hearing something absolutely buckwild come out of the mouth of one of those California Raisins.

Me: so how do you feel about you impending doom?
95 year old raisin man: I have made peace with my lord and am proud of my service to this natio-
Me: *makes snoring sound while doing long slow jerkoff motion*

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Mayor Dave posted:

Derban flump

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Admiral Ray posted:

Reporter: Carter, ready to die?

Carter: I was born ready motherfucker

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

like by the definition of the job the prosecution is biased against the defendant

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Friend posted:

Why was that one all alone :ohdear:

trump

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My old employer just laid off over 200 people. Third round of 100+ layoffs since they released me in January.

economy's booming, folks

about a year ago my old company, a steel company, tried to poach me back with a ridiculously inflated salary, but i spotted that poo poo a mile away and said no. i would have been laid off by now

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

at least carter isn’t a boomer

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


euphronius posted:

like by the definition of the job the prosecution is biased against the defendant

I couldn't imagine actually being a lawyer and listening to every Tom, Dick, and Harry with their dumbass loving opinions about how the law works

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Friend posted:

Why was that one all alone :ohdear:

taking a dump

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Friend posted:

Why was that one all alone :ohdear:

it was me

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

euphronius posted:

like by the definition of the job the prosecution is biased against the defendant

Abolish prosecutors

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
ever drive over 30 hours to big bend and then realize you left your good dildo at home? well,

https://twitter.com/markzbarabak/status/1191400291691687936

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Al! posted:

about a year ago my old company, a steel company, tried to poach me back with a ridiculously inflated salary, but i spotted that poo poo a mile away and said no. i would have been laid off by now

I got let go in January and just kinda hosed off for three months until my old employer's primary competitor called and offered me a job. In that time, the guy who laid me off was also laid off, along with his boss.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
BofA d trump

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

mormonpartyboat posted:

ever drive over 30 hours to big bend and then realize you left your good dildo at home? well,

https://twitter.com/markzbarabak/status/1191400291691687936

lets destroy good land

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

mormonpartyboat posted:

ever drive over 30 hours to big bend and then realize you left your good dildo at home? well,

https://twitter.com/markzbarabak/status/1191400291691687936

oh yes this is what the parks need

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