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Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Facebook Aunt posted:

I love it when random cats just decide "this is a nice place, I live here now".

I named her Boudica (though she's not actually aware of that), as she's normally extremely shy but she WILL confront and cut any and all invaders large and small that appear in her (new) territory. :)

Edit for new page: Gray tabby sheep harvest:

https://i.imgur.com/zZ2yzH6.mp4

(Stolen from the blessed thread).

Otteration has a new favorite as of 03:41 on Nov 4, 2019

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

goddamnedtwisto posted:



Two bellies. Rubbing one means life, the other means death. How can any human deal with such a choice?

(Abby, 12-year-old Labrador on the left; Roro, "who knows?"-years-old moggy I adopted earlier this year on the right).
This is why god gave you two hands; pet both. The one will cancel out the other.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/QUXHs8j.mp4

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

3 years ago, my wife dressed as Sully and we dressed the dog as Mike Wazowski. The doorbell rings and my wife opens the door and there's a little girl dressed as Boo.

"Kitty!"

I had to go buy more candy, that kid got about 20 candy bars.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

there wolf posted:

They're called Southern Devils and are pretty tiny.



(Added googly-eyes so it'd be cute thread appropriate.) They're not that aggressive, but the stings hurt a lot.

Yeah. One of those fuckers got into the house I pet sit at, while I wasn't there, and stung one of the tiny Chihuahuas. The family had no clue what happened, she just started screaming. So they took her to the vet and the vet told them it looks like a scorpion. They did not find the scorpion that night.

The next day, I was there and their other Chihuahua suddenly seemed really interested in something on the wall. When I checked, it was the scorpion. Those fuckers are fast, and the second Chihuahua kept trying to help me catch it. I slid him across the wood-laminate floor at one point, in a panic, before catching it. The family let it go in the weird, gun-toting neighbor's yard.

The second Chihuahua now alerts (stands and barks till someone comes to see what he is barking at) instead of investigating whenever he discovers a scorpion. He's a good boy.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





SCheeseman posted:

Update: I adopted a cat

His name is Buddy, a stray from the local shelter estimated to be about 2 years old. He's an extremely cuddly cat and is already following me around everywhere.

I feel like this cat is recommending a top-shelf whiskey to me.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_IA-8nQ4FY

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003





Is it cat racist to say I feel like a regular moggy would've had it sussed and sorted in about half a second?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/qth40po.mp4

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


MikeJF posted:

Is it cat racist to say I feel like a regular moggy would've had it sussed and sorted in about half a second?

Nah. Smooshfaced cats have smaller brains, it's not a healthy feature.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://www.instagram.com/p/B4V1Hi_HhCl/?igshid=1onc9l6gdbrfw

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/VQnXbA3.mp4

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

"How do you do, fellow humans?"

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Kavak posted:

Nah. Smooshfaced cats have smaller brains, it's not a healthy feature.

Those cats used to be regular moggies, but version 1 of the 'invisible wall' was reinforced glass.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Otteration posted:

I named her Boudica (though she's not actually aware of that), as she's normally extremely shy but she WILL confront and cut any and all invaders large and small that appear in her (new) territory. :)

Edit for new page: Gray tabby sheep harvest:

https://i.imgur.com/zZ2yzH6.mp4

(Stolen from the blessed thread).

I love the sheep total indifference

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/cDats5O.mp4

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

Antioch posted:

3 years ago, my wife dressed as Sully and we dressed the dog as Mike Wazowski. The doorbell rings and my wife opens the door and there's a little girl dressed as Boo.

"Kitty!"

I had to go buy more candy, that kid got about 20 candy bars.


I usually only get a couple of trick-or-treaters each year because I live in an apartment building. This year I only got one, a 2-year-old kid (couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl) dressed up as a tiny Sully.

They were too shy to even speak but completely enthralled by the idea of receiving candy. The kid's mother kept encouraging the kid to take a candy from the bowl, but it took like 3 minutes because the kid was sloooooooooowly reaching out their arm with a huge :haw: face the whole time. That single trick-or-treater made my entire Halloween.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/dannyderaney/status/1191096991285174273?s=21

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/goats_page/status/1191456755919794177

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/fHoeqD9.gifv

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/2SmCPEV.gifv

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1191493366757888001

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/mARM5aP.gifv

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Cook? Protein? Danish?

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

ILL Machina posted:

Cook? Protein? Danish?

The Complete Cookie, always to be addressed by their full name

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Nongmo?

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

ILL Machina posted:

Cook? Protein? Danish?
"Vegan. Ingredient: no eggs, no trans fats, no dairy."
So the cat's name is Vegan.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

"Oh poo poo! It's God!"

mystes
May 31, 2006

It's like the shell game but they're all the right answer.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/ybbaaabby/status/1189249674261204994

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Gerbouquet

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

Kris and Remus get a big area to explore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-K6c7B4AFk

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Elias_Maluco posted:

I love the sheep total indifference

Probably therapeutic for the sheep and the cat, as it is to us.

Otteration has a new favorite as of 02:52 on Nov 5, 2019

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer



:)

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 9, 2016

by Reene

Antioch
Apr 18, 2003

kakotheres
Nov 9, 2016

Do the job that is in front of you

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/6J0XuPd.mp4

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a kitten
Aug 5, 2006


The best part of this movie is how they used footage of perfectly normal, cute little bunnies hopping around a miniature model town and added some scary sound effects over it.

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