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Phlegmish posted:I'm glad they took those liberties. The games aren't exactly literary masterworks, but I honestly prefer them over the books, which I half-regret reading. Now I realise that Cirilla really was a chip off the old block.
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I watched the movie Being There last night and got a chuckle out of this credit. 
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dialhforhero posted:Super disappointed the screen didn’t say “Not Sure”. Just look up what Agent 47's barcode is sometime.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Just look up what Agent 47's barcode is sometime. Just post it you putz. Since I had to look it up: from reddit quote:Scanning the barcode from the new Hitman trailer with RedLaser reveals "Drawstring Double Dong Dildo Bag in Starry Night Blue".
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Is that the MegaTokyo Trump Tower?
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Nenonen posted:Log off. what a sawry excuse for a post get it? "post"?? 
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There's an anime that features a sign in the background of a scene that said "Spit Sperm" but no way am I going to try and find a screenshot while riding the bus.
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Nov 4, 2019 17:37
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Ironically they're a ball manufacturer.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ironically they're a ball manufacturer. What's ironic about an anatomy joke?
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Because it means balls are stored in the Piss.
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AFewBricksShy posted:Just post it you putz. It would be amazing if the drawstring from that bag is what he used to garrote people.
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Nov 4, 2019 18:35
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Who would Agent 47 share a double dildo with? he only ever seemed interested in killing, finding out who his dad is, and killing his dad.
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By popular demand posted:Who would Agent 47 share a double dildo with? he only ever seemed interested in killing, finding out who his dad is, and killing his dad. He would use it as a murder weapon.
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It's the equivalent of getting a dumb kanji tattoo because it looked nice, the tattoo artist was probably stifling laughter the entire time.
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Lobok posted:He would use it as a murder weapon. Have you seen how that dude can curveball a briefcase? Now imagine a double-ended dildo doing that. Alternatively, you hold it dramatically, then activate the individual vibes one at a time like Darth Maul's lightsabre, but that's more of a Saint's Row move.
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What is up, fellow teens! Are all you kids feeling hip and flip today? Wait, don't answer that. I'm having a Big Mood today, and I just can't even.
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I understand these calves at a very deep level; the other day, I jumped over a shadow.
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Boomer? I barely know her!
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Besesoth posted:https://twitter.com/Dictionarycom/status/1191391006777847809 I will never get tired of the loving dictionary getting in burns on a regular basis.
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Paladinus posted:Now I realise that Cirilla really was a chip off the old block. Very board with these puns The "post man" joke was funny though.
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From your friends over at Rowdy Ringsports, may I proudly present: 
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Volcott posted:I thought oedipus was the one who got killed by a discus. He didn't see that coming.
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Inceltown posted:He didn't see that coming. Either way, I heard he was a real motherfucker.
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Inceltown posted:He didn't see that coming. Yeah, even though the seer told him to keep his eyes out for danger e: should have said "motherfucking danger"
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