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I just what are their parents thinking There would be a real long awkward stare if I saw my kid painting their face with loving mayo jfc
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Nov 5, 2019 03:03
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Nov 5, 2019 03:04
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https://imgur.com/a/4a8G21N
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Nov 5, 2019 03:08
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That should be "GOONS win" . Make him do it again. 
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Nov 5, 2019 03:35
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Captain Splendid posted:That should be "GOONS win" . GOONS is an alliance. goons are dumb. 
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Nov 5, 2019 03:55
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/1045247712139010049?s=19
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Nov 5, 2019 03:57
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Oh my loving goooododdddddd
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Nov 5, 2019 03:59
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The pubbies are learning.
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Nov 5, 2019 04:12
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Remora posted:The pubbies are learning. Like TIE fighters, goons prefer to attack in groups of three.
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Nov 5, 2019 04:18
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Remora posted:The pubbies are learning. Teamwork is so unfaaaaaiiiir!
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Nov 5, 2019 04:30
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The first time I got declared war on, three people had already started bombing him before I even knew I was at war. It's a beautiful war machine we're part of
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Nov 5, 2019 04:39
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"Hmm, maybe I'm too invested in this spreadsheet? Nah, this is reasonable."
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Nov 5, 2019 05:56
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What's the time requirement on this game like? Is 15 minutes or so on week days, and maybe an hour or two on weekends enough to keep a reasonable pace? That's about my limit but I've got an empty spot in my life that only blobbing terrible pubbies can fill.
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Nov 5, 2019 08:10
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Being able to check discord occasionally is the biggest time sink in the game. Everything else is occasionally glancing at the page to check wars and rebuild troops. Unless you want to do baseball and that's just clicking a button without paying attention.
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Nov 5, 2019 08:15
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Lee Outrageous posted:What's the time requirement on this game like? Is 15 minutes or so on week days, and maybe an hour or two on weekends enough to keep a reasonable pace? That's about my limit but I've got an empty spot in my life that only blobbing terrible pubbies can fill. During peace time? Log in to get a daily bonus. Things like bill paying etc are all automatic. War? You get an action point every 2 hours. The least expensive action requires 3 points. So you can do something at the quickest every 6 hours. So even at the most dire the time *requirement* is pretty light.
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Nov 5, 2019 08:16
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Hot drat the pubbies in this game are incredibly. Shame I always miss the best stuff because I'm in Europe!
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Nov 5, 2019 08:42
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So i enjoy fashbashing as much as the next goon but im finding it hard to allocate time to sit and search for potential victims to raid. I don't mind being a bauxite battery babe but i would enjoy it more if i also had some fashbashing to do. Its been well over a week since i have been called upon to defend someone or babysit someone or really do anything at all so it would be cool if there was more activity in this regard. What i am asking for is for someone to find targets for me so that i don't have to EDIT: Jfc a TRIPLE post Ineptitude fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Nov 5, 2019 |
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Nov 5, 2019 11:16
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So i enjoy fashbashing as much as the next goon but im finding it hard to allocate time to sit and search for potential victims to raid. I don't mind being a bauxite battery babe but i would enjoy it more if i also had some fashbashing to do. Its been well over a week since i have been called upon to defend someone or babysit someone or really do anything at all so it would be cool if there was more activity in this regard. What i am asking for is for someone to find targets for me so that i don't have to EDIT: Thats a new personal record Ineptitude fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Nov 5, 2019 |
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Nov 5, 2019 11:24
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So i enjoy fashbashing as much as the next goon but im finding it hard to allocate time to sit and search for potential victims to raid. I don't mind being a bauxite battery babe but i would enjoy it more if i also had some fashbashing to do. Its been well over a week since i have been called upon to defend someone or babysit someone or really do anything at all so it would be cool if there was more activity in this regard. What i am asking for is for someone to find targets for me so that i don't have to EDIT: Im going to leave them here as a monument to my ineptitude
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Nov 5, 2019 11:35
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Ineptitude posted:So i enjoy fashbashing as much as the next goon but im finding it hard to allocate time to sit and search for potential victims to raid. Pinged you on discord. There's a very easy way to find targets but I won't mention it here because apparently we already have J4Gs in this lovely browser game!
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Nov 5, 2019 11:51
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As far as raids for your own cash go you’ll get a guide on how to quickly find and asses targets it only takes a few minutes to do once or twice a week
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Nov 5, 2019 12:18
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Applied to another dumb browser game, can't wait!
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Nov 5, 2019 17:10
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Crell posted:Applied to another dumb browser game, can't wait! Welcome, comrade. Prepare to punch fash and touch balls!
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Nov 5, 2019 17:45
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Welp TMC made a festive new flag! Happy holidays! God I can't wait for the dial up war to be over.
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Nov 6, 2019 00:19
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Fat and Useless posted:Welp TMC made a festive new flag! bahahaha who the gently caress even are these clowns Are they just mad that GOONS overtook them in the rankings or what what's the story here?
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Nov 6, 2019 00:25
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Don't worry, dear leader is using this flag now.
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Nov 6, 2019 01:58
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Thanks for letting us live rent-free in your heads I guess?
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Nov 6, 2019 02:09
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i wish i cared about anything as much as pubbies, kris, and baseball boi care about this dumb browser game
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Nov 6, 2019 02:34
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Meet Typhon, of the alliance Typhon, making poor life choices.
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Nov 6, 2019 03:26
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Further context - one of our guys just did a single airstrike for 22,000 of his soldiers. Here is how he looks now. Suicide by Goon?
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Nov 6, 2019 03:30
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This is great less than a week in and I've gotten started stomping Arrgh! players now for boatloads of cash.
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Nov 6, 2019 04:10
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 Somebody mark it, we've reached the 'You're a cancer' phase already.
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Nov 6, 2019 04:30
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The effort to tear ratio on this game is insane.
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Nov 6, 2019 04:42
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I'm about to ruin that effort-to-tears ratio, because I promised a post about the Great Ancap Caper. 1: Some guy apparently posted a Declaration of Existence to the PnW forums, for his Ancap-themed alliance that currently consisted of only him. Goons quickly jumped to show him the errors of his ways. 2: Our Blutarch Mann shows him the door to Mercy, but he repeatedly refuses while quoting the stoics repeatedly:   3: A link to the "Ancap Dogs" discord is posted to ours. I jump in to be the most obvious troll I can be.   Still not obvious enough.  But?  Oo..kay? Sure. 4: Back in the GOONS discord:     5: Since he's dumb enough to let me in, surely I can get even more out of this! I try to harass and/or confuse TMTSTW into giving me bank access, so I can steal the measly 130k in there.   I keep at it for like an hour. It feels so close! (I eventually learn Existential Crisis is our "Zaurg but a Prussian". He didn't even apply, but was given discord access as an applicant. This entire alliance is nothing but spies. We're not sure about that Jeff guy, who has a brand-new alliance.)    Eventually that Jeff guy ruins it for me, and I give up:  6: I pivot to trying to get a leadership position and maybe a coup, while Zarug tries to scam him out of some referal bonuses. Unfortunately he's too boring for the former and too poor for the latter.    7: She Guevara also joined in, so now at least 3/5ths of the alliance is spies.  I'm not sure we're actually getting anything out of this but entertainment.
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Nov 6, 2019 04:52
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Corncobbing one (two??) ancaps is it's own reward
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Nov 6, 2019 04:55
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Wow, finally ancaps are useful for something, and if it's just very silly entertainment.
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Nov 6, 2019 11:08
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Nov 6, 2019 13:51
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Nov 6, 2019 13:53
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I honestly am starting to think he’s a troll because it’s so on the nose. But also ancaps are really loving stupid so 
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