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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




cumshitter posted:

my favorite thing about epstien was that a billionaire just gave him the most expense, largest mansion in the area and like nothing ever really came of that

also his really weird penis

what about when the FBI raided his house and found a bunch of really weird paintings and poo poo

oh and labelled tapes which immediately vanished for some reason

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Just like the beginning of Jennifer Government only with Popeye's chicken sandwiches instead of Nike shoes.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

uh

yeah look guys i don't think this capitalism thing is really working, but ty for your interest and we wish you well in your future endeavours

*puts on glasses and silently starts filling in hr paperwork*




oh you can go now

chird
Sep 26, 2004

Consummate Professional posted:

anyone have any good book recommendations to get me real mad about cops or america?

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1189291154149380096?s=20

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

cumshitter posted:

my favorite thing about epstien was that a billionaire just gave him the most expense, largest mansion in the area and like nothing ever really came of that

also his really weird penis

there's gotta be a serious overlap in the venn diagram of pedophiles and dudes with hosed up dicks

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Durf posted:

what about when the FBI raided his house and found a bunch of really weird paintings and poo poo

oh and labelled tapes which immediately vanished for some reason

remember when everyone was excited because those tapes were going to get a whole lot of people arrested?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Chuds please just send me regular tp. It's cheaper.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Bulgakov posted:

bean soaks are questionable and intimidate people away from beans also

take beans, bring to boil. turn off. Let soak for an hour. Then cook the fuckers like a normal human being its not hard

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

CODChimera posted:

remember when everyone was excited because those tapes were going to get a whole lot of people arrested?

remember when Don Jr. went to hang out in Canada just before the Mueller was certain to get him indicted

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Zyla posted:

Scrub there was a cat on football tonight! Check my twitter for video and pics

yeah i saw it i hope that boy is safe he's my best friend

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Bilirubin posted:

like a normal human being

so this is where the plan falls apart for me

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Bilirubin posted:

take beans, bring to boil. turn off. Let soak for an hour. Then cook the fuckers like a normal human being its not hard

Seriously buy an instant pot

And some lentils

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

gently caress off

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

ScrubLeague posted:

yeah i saw it i hope that boy is safe he's my best friend

https://twitter.com/Mr_Meowwwgi/status/1191295278718083073

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lentils can also be cooked in a rice cooker using brown rice settings

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zXqkHvs0po

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

if anything, gently caress on

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



lol we deserve this hell

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


the gently caress-n-suck chronicles
https://twitter.com/cursetn/status/1191549709636308997?s=20

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

i thought delaware was cancelled

was i misled

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
forum user Addamere:
- is constitutionally eligible
- supports full citizen rights for synths
- will abolish delaware and nuke florida

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


lorn Wayne posted:

i thought delaware was cancelled

was i misled

No it just wasn't renewed. Its still going to finish off the current season

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Addamere posted:

forum user Addamere:
- is constitutionally eligible
- supports full citizen rights for synths
- will abolish delaware and nuke florida

as your new policy wonk, I suggest we also add black bagging everyone in management, landlording and major shareholdership for immediate internment in Comrade DILFs sex gulags (where horny is mandatory)

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

lorn Wayne posted:

i thought delaware was cancelled

was i misled

delaware doesn't exist

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

ScrubLeague posted:

delaware doesn't exist

Can we still burn it

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Former DILF posted:

as your new policy wonk, I suggest we also add black bagging everyone in management, landlording and major shareholdership for immediate internment in Comrade DILFs sex gulags (where horny is mandatory)

I hear you, and consequently I have revised my platform. I will nuke Florida every day I am in the White House. Thank you.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

American christianity needs to be rebirthed in flames

Look at this shitshow, this overt blasphemy

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

just full on cutting my balls off for no nuts november

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Addamere posted:

forum user Addamere:
- is constitutionally eligible
- fucks on the first date
- will blow up the sun

fixed :frogc00l:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Chokes McGee posted:

I like pastry. But it's gotta be rough puff.

i dont know or care how many pages back this is. if you make a rough puff, you are a coward.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Chinatown posted:

check out the burrito i bought

its big




yes i need to clean my desk thanks.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Durf posted:

what about when the FBI raided his house and found a bunch of really weird paintings and poo poo

oh and labelled tapes which immediately vanished for some reason

lmao ive been playing luigi's mansion so my mind immediately jumps to him having a loving haunted mario portrait over the fireplace or something

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Former DILF posted:

just full on cutting my balls off for no nuts november

just :roflolmao: if you're not still :hmbol: about Fibonacci Fap Frebruary

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Epic High Five posted:

Lentils can also be cooked in a rice cooker using brown rice settings

depends on which kind of lentils honestly.

Red lentils can be cooked to mush faster than white rice

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
did the president really hug the baseball man

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
yeah like he was grabbing his tits from behind

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




CODChimera posted:

remember when everyone was excited because those tapes were going to get a whole lot of people arrested?

no but i believe you

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




lorn Wayne posted:

i thought delaware was cancelled

was i misled

delaware isnt real

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