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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao has there ever been a person in the history of mankind who has bombed while doing stand-up and just immediately thought "I might be bad at this, or these jokes are bad" rather than concocting some other reason or conspiracy as to why they aren't good at stand-up?

so far I haven't seen it

You don't see it because these people quietly vanish into the ether instead of quadrupling down

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:



lmao @ the 9/11 commission report

weird how whenever a politician takes a photo with a trans pride flag it still has all the creases as if it was taken out of its package 30 seconds before the photograph was taken

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
lol

quote:

Commissioner Scott Carnahan appeared the most passionate against approving the funding, alluding to political reasons as part of his decision.

“Fake news, I agree with President Trump,” Carnahan said. “I don’t want the New York Times in this county. I don’t agree with it, I don’t like 'em, it’s fake news and I’m voting no. They can take that money and do something else with it ... I support Donald Trump."
trump. i like trump. trump. fake news. trump.
/

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor


what movie is this?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

fdr
Einstein
Lincoln

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
"I don't drink, it's bad for me" I say as I stuff my face full of uppers/downers/Fish Filets

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i feel like schiff is angling for speaker.

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



I don't know how everyone has thrown reason out the window, I say, as I circle around the drainpipe of insanity called 2020

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Epstein didn't kill himself. He didn't even die, that is, in a traditional sense. The earth opened up and he was swallowed by Hell, the government covered it up because none of you can handle the truth.

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

TUMRP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW6MVdBCIhM

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Doc Walrus posted:

This almost looks like someone unironically posted O'Keefe like it's nonfiction

Jeffrey Epstein is trending on twitter heh

need that 5pm news dump

Man Musk has issued a correction as of 18:20 on Nov 5, 2019

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Ms. Female: I'm a lawyer [INDESCRIBABLE]

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Schnorkles posted:

the fact that c-spam somehow believes that HRC would even get through the democratic primary is one of those things that i do not understand

if your claim is that she ends up being a compromise nominee at a brokered convention, then that's definitely possible i guess??

ITS HER TURN

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

mormonpartyboat posted:

shut the gently caress up

This post is a bit ambiguous can you explain it with a Venn diagram

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Apraxin posted:

lol

trump. i like trump. trump. fake news. trump.
/


"just gently caress my poo poo up"

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
if I was on probation and had firearms I was not legally allowed to own at home I would simply not illegally drive a tractor into some people

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Marzzle posted:

what movie is this?

it's the only good scene from trancers 2

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

if I was on probation and had firearms I was not legally allowed to own at home I would simply not illegally drive a tractor into some people

why was it illegal, did he not have the proper postage?

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You can't kill an idea libtard *gestures to my map of donald trumps perfect 2016 electoral college victory*

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Should've gone as Radium for Halloween, then I could claim the forums dying as my ultimate spook.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Apraxin posted:

lol

trump. i like trump. trump. fake news. trump.
/


it is very kind of this sexual deviant to wear his colors on his sleeve as a clear warning sign to any women or children in his vicinity

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1191520814220402688

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Al! posted:

why was it illegal, did he not have the proper postage?

On probation for violent assault on a women

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fix the website crookback man

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

:whitewater:

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Al! posted:

weird how whenever a politician takes a photo with a trans pride flag it still has all the creases as if it was taken out of its package 30 seconds before the photograph was taken

I believe that creased trans pride flags are actually kind of an in-joke in the trans community (not that this guy is participating in that obv)

E; see:

https://twitter.com/IcedTeak/status/1110578402942205953?s=19

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

SKULL.GIF posted:

You don't see it because these people quietly vanish into the ether instead of quadrupling down

I did a talk once at a local tech meetup and it was awful and I stopped wanting to do that completely

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Schnorkles posted:

the fact that c-spam somehow believes that HRC would even get through the democratic primary is one of those things that i do not understand

if your claim is that she ends up being a compromise nominee at a brokered convention, then that's definitely possible i guess??

Hillary forgives but she can't forgive you forever

i'm trying to help you here

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

armageddon is a documentary

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

emfive posted:

I did a talk once at a local tech meetup and it was awful and I stopped wanting to do that completely

people younger than me who are really good at doing that kind of thing is a heartwarming comfort :unsmith:

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1191751981414731776?s=19
lol at the 3%

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/1191598427194437632

i wonder why haiti is so resistant to the US intervening

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Gripweed posted:

I'm not exactly sure why this needs to be in the constitution



E. J. Davis and reconstruction in texas is a failure.

For texas to make new laws they have to amend the constitution for each one.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Please all work hard to get deal good. Zug zug! Dabu!

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Crusader posted:

today feels real weird and not sure why

11/5 is historically a big day

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Third World Reagan posted:

E. J. Davis and reconstruction in texas is a failure.

For texas to make new laws they have to amend the constitution for each one.

444 44444 4444 4444444444 444444444444444444 44 44 44444444

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

mormonpartyboat posted:



lmao @ the 9/11 commission report

I'm the little doll stuck in an orb

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

UFOTacoMan posted:

I'm the little doll stuck in an orb

his name is adam schiff

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Third World Reagan posted:

E. J. Davis and reconstruction in texas is a failure.

For texas to make new laws they have to amend the constitution for each one.

lurker son took a Texas Government college class at ACC (Austin community college) to fill out basic degree requirements and the instructor was a Commie who spent the whole class (or much of it) detailing how awful and intrinsically racist the Texas constitution is

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