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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
What a terrible shitheel. Sounds like a classic case of someone on Reddit posting themselves into becoming a much worse person, surrounded by a bunch of people doing the exact same thing.


Edit: In addition to knowing where this story ends, I'd hesitate at completely believing anyone who spends that much time on Reddit making woe is me posts.

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
wait, ngo is 5'8? I thought with how much of his identity was tied up in being teeny and harmless he'd be a bit shorter than that. he's almost two shapiros tall!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

90s Cringe Rock posted:

wait, ngo is 5'8? I thought with how much of his identity was tied up in being teeny and harmless he'd be a bit shorter than that. he's almost two shapiros tall!

"tiny and harmless" was just the alt right stereotyping him because he's asian and gay

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
https://twitter.com/econbrkfst/status/1191566163454521344

this explains the fear of milkshakes

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
gently caress I accidentally repeated an alt-right propaganda and I wasn't even being very ironic.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
becoming a racist fascist because my socialist vietnamese relatives called me fat

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

90s Cringe Rock posted:

wait, ngo is 5'8? I thought with how much of his identity was tied up in being teeny and harmless he'd be a bit shorter than that. he's almost two shapiros tall!

he could be " 5'8" " in the same way ben shapiro is " 5'9" "

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



90s Cringe Rock posted:

wait, ngo is 5'8? I thought with how much of his identity was tied up in being teeny and harmless he'd be a bit shorter than that. he's almost two shapiros tall!

Wait, what happens if we try to combine Ngo and Shapiro? Like would they form some kind of grift Megazord?

I figured if we pick them both up by the legs and swing them at each other we'll either get Megachud or an interesting art installation.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

joylessdivision posted:

Wait, what happens if we try to combine Ngo and Shapiro? Like would they form some kind of grift Megazord?

I figured if we pick them both up by the legs and swing them at each other we'll either get Megachud or an interesting art installation.

careful, they might combine into a person tall enough to ride rollercoasters, and then we’ll never be rid of their unwarranted planet-sized ego

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

This is what happens when you pump Endurance too high

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

joylessdivision posted:

Wait, what happens if we try to combine Ngo and Shapiro? Like would they form some kind of grift Megazord?

I figured if we pick them both up by the legs and swing them at each other we'll either get Megachud or an interesting art installation.

If it's the Megazord we have to have more than two.

Ngo, Shapiro, Milo, Loomer, and Jordan Peterson

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

joylessdivision posted:

Wait, what happens if we try to combine Ngo and Shapiro? Like would they form some kind of grift Megazord?

I figured if we pick them both up by the legs and swing them at each other we'll either get Megachud or an interesting art installation.

Neither of them believe in race mixing so that'd be a bad idea.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Siljmonster posted:

Neither of them believe in race mixing so that'd be a bad idea.

:drat:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Not Important posted:

If it's the Megazord we have to have more than two.

Ngo, Shapiro, Milo, Loomer, and Jordan Peterson

Alpha, Hillary has escaped, find me 5 grifters with dumb ideas!

Go Go Chuddy Rangers!

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 30 days!)

Bullk & Skull antifa

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


twistedmentat posted:

Alpha, Hillary has escaped, find me 5 grifters with dumb ideas!

Go Go Chuddy Rangers!

Please. The Chuddy Rangers villain would be Alexandria Repulsa.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 30 days!)

AHHH! AFTER 25 YEARS I'M FREE! TIME TO BRING COMMUNISM TO EARTH!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Sedisp posted:

Please. The Chuddy Rangers villain would be Alexandria Repulsa.

Maybe in the movie, Alexandra Ocooze-Cortez.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Lord Red played by Bernie Sanders.

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
These kids are the best

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

zordon: stefan molyneux
dave rubin: alpha 5
tommy/green ranger: either sargon of akkad or tim pool

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

Instead of jumpsuits (cause that's gay, or whatever) all the Rangers just have different colors of MAGA hats and wraparound sunglasses.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
don jr's title for his new book sure ain't winning him any participation trophies



at least it might help accidentally boost cowboy romance sales

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
oh dear lord

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
Is Candace Owens's book about some Marcus Garvey poo poo about sending all the black Americans back to Africa? Because that's what the title sure fuckin' implies.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Didn't she already release that book

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

how is Donald Jr real, and not Will Arnett in his funniest role to date?

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Epic High Five posted:

Didn't she already release that book

she must have hired some slavercatchers police officers to catch it

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Epic High Five posted:

Didn't she already release that book

it's currently available for pre-order with a feb 2020 release date

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

AHHH! AFTER 25 YEARS I'M FREE! TIME TO BRING COMMUNISM TO EARTH!

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
It's amazing that she bungled Kanye's right turn only months before he denounced America's wicked secular culture.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I guess she's just gonna drop the dumbass Blexit brand and just lazily relabel everything Blackout

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005


Tag urself I'm the $120 'collectible' edition of a glorified pamphlet ghostwritten on behalf of the idiot rear end in a top hat son of an idiot rear end in a top hat son of an rear end in a top hat.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Flesh Forge posted:

I guess she's just gonna drop the dumbass Blexit brand and just lazily relabel everything Blackout

Where does Kanye stand on the maga thing these days

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

SatansOnion posted:

how is Donald Jr real, and not Will Arnett in his funniest role to date?

Because Don Jr. is dumber and way less self-aware than any writer could even dream of.

Also, Will Arnett's at least charming.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Trump: “I don’t care for don jr”

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Alan Smithee posted:

Trump: “I don’t care for don jr”

-Also Ivana

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

MizPiz posted:

-Also Ivana

And virtually everyone else to ever meet him.

SirDrone
Jul 23, 2013

I am so sick of these star wars

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

AHHH! AFTER 25 YEARS I'M FREE! TIME TO BRING COMMUNISM TO EARTH!

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mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Alan Smithee posted:

Where does Kanye stand on the maga thing these days

Hes a born again grifter chud

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