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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

spacemang_spliff posted:

lol someone is going to die on an operating table because Preston was mad about being a no hat wearing cuck lmao

lol :sniper:

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
preston waters is the c-spam poster boy for mandatory universal healthcare in america

mormonpartyboat posted:

he's such a loving creep who hates the concept of consent that im legitimately concerned about him being a doctor

he's dennis reynolds and hank lawson rolled up into one and is a house doctor in rich people areas because of "The Implication"

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

rear end status: saved!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Nichael posted:

they knew what they signed up for

great, now im going to have to stop every doctor i have an appointment and go "wait a minute, you don't post in cspam do you"

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



crimes crimes crimes

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

spacemang_spliff posted:

lol someone is going to die on an operating table because Preston was mad about being a no hat wearing cuck lmao

hes not gonna be a surgeon, hes gonna end up being like a womens gymnastics doctor and five years later somethingawful will get to be in the news again

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Nichael posted:

they knew what they signed up for

Comedy timeline owns

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


mormonpartyboat posted:

hes not gonna be a surgeon, hes gonna end up being like a womens gymnastics doctor and five years later somethingawful will get to be in the news again


Nichael posted:

crimes crimes crimes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
drake no] hank lawson
drake yes] noho hank

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
preston waters, ob/gyn

they're always the creeps

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxKj_CmtHRI

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


PROMISES MADE
PROMISES KEPT
NICHAEL 2069

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mormonpartyboat posted:

hes not gonna be a surgeon, hes gonna end up being like a womens gymnastics doctor and five years later somethingawful will get to be in the news again

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Al! posted:

read this to the tune of black betty
woah both sides bam da dam
Woah both sides bam da dam
Truth's in the middle bam da dam
Gonna respect the office bam da dam
Gonna compromise bam da dam
Incremental improvement bam da dam

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


A Handed Missus posted:

PROMISES MADE
PROMISES KEPT
NICHAEL 2069

Thank you! So nice!

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

tenderjerk posted:

Baloogan was the best cspam ik, full stop

I really enjoyed cumshitter’s reign of madness.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Preston Waters refused to wear the hat to the LSU game and yell at the president, and was permabanned for it. Harsh but fair.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

SardonicTyrant posted:

woah both sides bam da dam
Woah both sides bam da dam
Truth's in the middle bam da dam
Gonna respect the office bam da dam
Gonna compromise bam da dam
Incremental improvement bam da dam

lol

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


cant believe ben carson was posting with us all this time

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

why would someone go to a doctor to get cancer


hosed up

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Costco has a pretty good version of beyond burgers but God drat they make my farts smell how I imagine Trump smells

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


in fairness to preston I also refuse to wear anything to public sporting events

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I want to be happy about national election news but Seattle went all chuddy, installed a bunch of Amazon hand puppets to the city council, got rid of Kshama Sawant, and slashed car tab taxes that were meant to pay for mass transit so I'm :smith:

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Gotta go to the evil cancer doc to treat evil cancer (brain)

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Costco has a pretty good version of beyond burgers but God drat they make my farts smell how I imagine Trump smells

sounds like a feature

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
satan unionized the angels is the best opinion ive ever seen

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

rear end CRIMES!!!!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
preston waters absolutely went as a sexy doctor with flavored shot injectors for halloween and when the girls said "ew, pass" mostly due to being skeptical of the contents of the shots, preston took umbrage and manifested it through deflecting his self-criticism and ran to c-spam to brag about his conquests and donating to joe biden

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Buck Wildman posted:

in fairness to preston I also refuse to wear anything to public sporting events

EPL streaker account spotted.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
local 666

Willzilla
Aug 16, 2006

Rawr

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqeC3BPYTmE

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Nichael posted:

crimes crimes crimes

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
nichael probably got some innocent people killed with this permaban

oh well, he tries so hard! :yooge:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

preston waters absolutely went as a sexy doctor with flavored shot injectors for halloween and when the girls said "ew, pass" mostly due to being skeptical of the contents of the shots, preston took umbrage and manifested it through deflecting his self-criticism and ran to c-spam to brag about his conquests and donating to joe biden

he got so mad the anesthesiologist wouldnt leave the room that he had to run to the forums and repurpose his fantasies to be about other posters

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClGHfWBctCo

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



mormonpartyboat posted:

why would someone go to a doctor to get cancer


hosed up
Cancer's a leftist invention used as an excuse to burn money.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Hatebag posted:

Gotta go to the evil cancer doc to treat evil cancer (brain)

gently caress

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1192126787532316672

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
ok movin on

trump has no public events today so he should be making more tweets to neutralize the impeachment inquiry

honestly that's kind of boring, he should shake it up

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