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Slumfrog posted:My partner just bought these home. Dogs pretty peeved about it.
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not an endorsement posted:it upsets me that as a human being i am a machine with unknown but ultimately limited memory and yet i remember three olives' office more than the faces of my childhood friends memory and getting olde suck. earlier today I was trying to remember the name of someone I know and worked with from another company and it was on the tip of my brain and yet it was giving me a headache trying to figure it out and a complete blank. happening more and more I’m p sure I’ll be senile and forget my own and parents name and faces but I’ll still remember Trump taco bowl and Clemson tigers dinner shouting about the piss tape as nurses wipe my dementia rear end
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not an endorsement posted:it upsets me that as a human being i am a machine with unknown but ultimately limited memory and yet i remember three olives' office more than the faces of my childhood friends the most sobering moment of my life was recognizing my best friend from middle school, asking if he remembered me, and getting a blank stare it’s like, dude, I was at your house like once a week to rp. I went to your goddamn bar mitzvah 
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Alec Eiffel posted:that porn star’s name? numbers fuckstein takin on a whole new meaning
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Nov 7, 2019 07:54
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Xaris posted:his wife (also a pornstar) committed suicide last year Zak S posted for a bit too, in tradgames. loving rear end in a top hat. at least his girlfriend got out, #metood his rear end, and he's been banned from everything porn and nerd and the intersection thereof since.
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Nov 7, 2019 07:55
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Chokes McGee posted:a male porn star being an abusive creep towards women?? well I never yeah lol. he actually seemed like one of the better and nice ones at the time, but part of that was nativity and some things that just hadn’t come to light then
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fosborb posted:Zak S posted for a bit too, in tradgames. loving rear end in a top hat. at least his girlfriend got out, #metood his rear end, and he's been banned from everything porn and nerd and the intersection thereof since. pretty sure that’s just a single circle on the vent diagram
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wasnt there a pornstar when came in to dpph to tell at goons for stealing her whork
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Reality Sinner posted:wasnt there a pornstar when came in to dpph to tell at goons for stealing her whork was that an intentional typo or not because lol either way
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BONGHITZ posted:there was a goon porn star once, he also had a hard time of it Was that the guy who would post a/t threads about working in the industry
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Nov 7, 2019 07:58
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late nite cspam takin a turn for the thirsty
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lastgirl rattled off 5 male porn stars like it was nothing. I only know Johnny wad.
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Reality Sinner posted:Was that the guy who would post a/t threads about working in the industry I remember that thread and specifically his memories of getting the clap and having to bite down on something to avoid screaming when he pissed because I hate myself
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BONGHITZ posted:there was a goon porn star once, he also had a hard time of it  
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if one consumes naught but salt then how could they be anything other than thirsty?
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Reality Sinner posted:lastgirl rattled off 5 male porn stars like it was nothing. I only know Johnny wad. oh so this is the thread where we all pretend we know this stuff second hand (lmao) instead of through direct witness got it
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Chokes McGee posted:late nite cspam takin a turn for the thirsty
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Chokes McGee posted:oh so this is the thread where we all pretend we know this stuff second hand (lmao) instead of through direct witness got it Yup
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Christie Mack got the holy living poo poo beat out of her by a second rate mma fighter. previously she had a Property of War Machine tattoo (obv him, the man in question) I don’t think porn stars make very good decisions but maybe I’m generalizing idk
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Nov 7, 2019 08:02
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the only porn you need is our big wet president big boy
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I can name more porn stars than I care to admit I also know exactly who bought an account to yell at dpph posters https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1479
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talking about porn eh? I’ll see myself out
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Xaris posted:the only porn you need is our big wet president big boy he was in rare wet form tonight
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My fave male porno star is Brian surewood because he looks like a pirate. I wond r if he's out of jail yet
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Reality Sinner posted:My fave male porno star is Brian surewood because he looks like a pirate. I wond r if he's out of jail yet this post was a roller coaster
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porn? do you mean porn.... ography?
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Xaris posted:hell ya I kept demanding wetter and by gods he delivered
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Reality Sinner posted:wasnt there a pornstar when came in to dpph to tell at goons for stealing her whork I think that was Mandy Morbid and I spent like 10 minutes trying to find what her name based off of her doing a shower with Sasha Grey, whose name I had also forgotten but vaguely remembered as the porn star who had opinions about poo poo like 10 years ago. What I remember most about this particular goon is that she had to use a colostomy bag from doing too much anal. I don't remember the particular drama you're talking about, but that colostomy bag anecdote has really stuck with me for years now.
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Nov 7, 2019 08:07
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Lol at anyone who knows the names of straight male porn stars
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I can’t wait for trump to shed his mortal prison and become a sentient blob of water and lipids like the water boss from ocarina of time
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Alec Eiffel posted:porn? no it’s corn. corn stars. clips of big tiddy goths using scythes to harvest reams of it, lying ready for collection I think that post may have gotten away from me for a bit
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Nov 7, 2019 08:08
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the only porn i need is of jesus christ with all his apostles, at the same time
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not an endorsement posted:the only porn i need is of jesus christ with all his apostles, at the same time dying. dead
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Nov 7, 2019 08:10
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Xaris posted:e dp stop with the porn
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Nov 7, 2019 08:10
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alright well I’ve filled my quota of being a gross goon, punching out for the night 🌽
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not an endorsement posted:the only porn i need is of jesus christ with all his apostles, at the same time little known fact the last dinner actually depicts jesus suppositoring the cum from the 12 most virulent men and dribbling it out on the crucifix to plant the seed of adam and remake man
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your usual unlimited pancakes, mr wohl?
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