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Carborundum
Feb 21, 2013

sebzilla posted:

The Greens have gone all Lib Dem in my constituency.



Jesus. I might bleed to death from all the tongue biting I'm going to have to do now... Edit: 1886 the first Samoan War began.

Carborundum fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Nov 7, 2019

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Ratjaculation posted:

Why is it when I see any mention of a pedo-hunter group in the news I assume there is a high probability they are actual pedos?
He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster, or isn't doing it because they know that they're a monster and think people are less likely to suspect them because they loudly announce "I can't be a monster, I'm a member of the Hinckley & Bosworth Monster Hunters Facebook group!".

See also the British security services being legally able to possess child abuse images, and the sorts of people who have tended to hide themselves within the security services.

forkboy84 posted:

Asda's Christmas advert was so lousy it makes me want to drink the rest of this bottle of whiskey.
I'm future you saying you may regret this at 8.20am.

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem
Casual Amazon search for brexit reveals a lot of tosh, people still selling 29th March postcards, etc. This isn't tho

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/status/1192029681408761858?s=19

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Ian Austin doing the Tories job for them, thank gently caress we'll at least he rid of the likes of him come what may after the General Election.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Guavanaut posted:

I'm future you saying you may regret this at 8.20am.

You'd think so, but I lucked out and feel pretty good. A tiny bit bleary eyed but pretty decent

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

Ian Austin doing the Tories job for them, thank gently caress we'll at least he rid of the likes of him come what may after the General Election.

https://twitter.com/IanAustin1965/status/1192344161774710784?s=19

loving lol

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The fog on the Tines is all mine, all mine.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Bundy posted:

Dr Bundy prescribes that everyone injects this directly into their veins:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhJuhSGOMrg

Ha ha.

WhatEvil posted:

https://twitter.com/nicolacoughlan/status/1192144957919903744

This is loving amazing.

Was from last year, but didn't see it then somehow.

Holy poo poo that's great.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

WhatEvil posted:

https://twitter.com/nicolacoughlan/status/1192144957919903744

This is loving amazing.

Was from last year, but didn't see it then somehow.

I refuse to believe this is real. I REFUSE!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

He looks quite a bit like a fat old Spike Dudley and represents Dudley so every chance I get I call him Little Shite Dudley until he blocks me.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
One thing is for certain, this election is getting rid of most of the dissenters on both sides, so both sides will have better control of their party on the other side.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


I read the Tines article.

Literally just "Jeremy Corbyn won't murder foreigners :reddit:" (with some mumbling about antisemitism & handwaving about islamophobia)

Good riddance.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
https://twitter.com/comedylopez/status/1192044761026355201

I just saw this via that ian austin tweet and had a chuckle :D

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
E: ^^^^^ :vince:


He's stepping down to hoard all the tines of beans.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face
I mean if "Jeremy Corbyn won't wage wars on foreign soil" is going to be their main attack angle on him this election I'm feeling pretty comfortable

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Maugrim posted:

I mean if "Jeremy Corbyn won't wage wars on foreign soil" is going to be their main attack angle on him this election I'm feeling pretty comfortable

you underestimate the bloodlust of the british public

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Miftan posted:

I refuse to believe this is real. I REFUSE!

I used to work for Robert Dyas and can confirm that this is extremely on brand

SpaceCommie
Oct 2, 2008

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism ...

SPACE!



Today I have been introduced to the apparently long running attempt by the Lib Dems to claim the NHS is actually their idea and Labour are big meanie liers.

https://www.libdemvoice.org/labour-claims-credit-for-the-nhs-but-liberals-laid-the-foundations-61958.html

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

That Italian Guy posted:

E: ^^^^^ :vince:


He's stepping down to hoard all the tines of beans.
he forked that post up good and proper!!

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

That Italian Guy posted:

E: ^^^^^ :vince:


He's stepping down to hoard all the tines of beans.

He’s too busy as the government’s trade envoy to Israel, and hoping that is Boris remains Prime Minister he can keep the grift job.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


SpaceCommie posted:

Today I have been introduced to the apparently long running attempt by the Lib Dems to claim the NHS is actually their idea and Labour are big meanie liers.

https://www.libdemvoice.org/labour-claims-credit-for-the-nhs-but-liberals-laid-the-foundations-61958.html

I can’t keep laughing this hard for the rest of the election, please, it’s too much

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

Guavanaut posted:

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster, or isn't doing it because they know that they're a monster and think people are less likely to suspect them because they loudly announce "I can't be a monster, I'm a member of the Hinckley & Bosworth Monster Hunters Facebook group!".

See also the British security services being legally able to possess child abuse images, and the sorts of people who have tended to hide themselves within the security services.

I'm future you saying you may regret this at 8.20am.

as a confirmed "ep brain" and fully licensed paedo hunter i would appreciate not being smeared as a right wing thug. i am a trained specialist on the prowl for sickos and freaks, and i am ashamed of the conduct of these EDL gorillas, besmirching the good name of perv catchers like myself. rest assured many more of us are doing grand work connecting the dots and exploring the dark networks.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

SpaceCommie posted:

Today I have been introduced to the apparently long running attempt by the Lib Dems to claim the NHS is actually their idea and Labour are big meanie liers.

https://www.libdemvoice.org/labour-claims-credit-for-the-nhs-but-liberals-laid-the-foundations-61958.html

Ahhh, a Lib Dem I knew tried to convince me of this a while back and I thought they were just thick.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

SpaceCommie posted:

Today I have been introduced to the apparently long running attempt by the Lib Dems to claim the NHS is actually their idea and Labour are big meanie liers.

https://www.libdemvoice.org/labour-claims-credit-for-the-nhs-but-liberals-laid-the-foundations-61958.html

Big lmao at the lib dems trying to say Keynes is one of theirs as if the modern party has anything to do with him or his ideas.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Are you lot ready to do a socialism?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Miftan posted:

Big lmao at the lib dems trying to say Keynes is one of theirs as if the modern party has anything to do with him or his ideas.
They should go right back to their roots and say "we are the party of slave owners and the workhouse."

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Guavanaut posted:

They should go right back to their roots and say "we are the party of slave owners and the workhouse."

"I like John Locke but only his lovely ideas about slavery and property rights, none of that good stuff about labour being important"

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Orange Devil posted:

Are you lot ready to do a socialism?

Ra-ther

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
stephen pollard not keeping the powder dry then; must be spooked if this kind of thing isn't saved for the last week

https://twitter.com/JewishChron/status/1192329662954901504

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




lol at the website for Tory candidate in Reading Easts Craig Morley

quote:

"Stripped of the theatre of hype, cheerleading rent-seekers, alarmist headlines, Extinction Rebellion stunts, climate emergencies and, even Greta Thunberg’s lectures, the stark truth is that the modern "climate emergency" movement is about politics and wealth redistribution, not science.

It is a socialist Trojan horse for delivering failed socialist economic policies through using the emotive lexicon of "emergency", disaster, and doom mongering.

https://www.craigmorley.uk/campaigns/climate-change

it can be both wealth redistribution AND science mate.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Necrothatcher posted:

lol at the website for Tory candidate in Reading Easts Craig Morley


https://www.craigmorley.uk/campaigns/climate-change

it can be both wealth redistribution AND science mate.

I mean, one of the big issues with XR is that they DON'T think wealth redistribution is a part of fighting the climate crisis, so he's even wrong on his own (wrong, alarmist and doom saying) terms.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe


Solid praxis on the bus this morning

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Guavanaut posted:

They should go right back to their roots and say "we are the party of slave owners and the workhouse."



ONLY THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS CAN WIN HERE

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
The JO; dream is over

https://twitter.com/adampayne26/status/1192381242165137410

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

Lady Galaga posted:

Casual Amazon search for brexit reveals a lot of tosh, people still selling 29th March postcards, etc. This isn't tho



Thumbnailed I thought it was Kyle MacLachlan and Seal.

Subbz
Nov 4, 2008
I see the Tories keeping up with their great start to a campaign.

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1192378183171166209?s=21

ThisBunkCannotSwim
Sep 17, 2010

Get in the bin.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I used to work for Robert Dyas and can confirm that this is extremely on brand

:hfive: My first full time job was for Robert Dyas. It sure was formative in my understanding of the nature of the relationship between worker and capital. In my most restless nights, I can still hear the jingle from those loving JML promo videos that ran all day.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



ThomasPaine posted:

Well poo poo, SA has the unique ability amongst all the bits of the internet I frequent to teach me things I'd never have even thought to wonder about.

somebody isn't delving deep enough into pornhub

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Miftan posted:

"I like John Locke but only his lovely ideas about slavery and property rights, none of that good stuff about labour being important"
Labour is important, which is why the advanced societies (Lib Dem constituencies) should be able to profit from investment in the indentured labour of the savage societies (Labour constituencies and Scotland and Wales).

Doccykins posted:

stephen pollard not keeping the powder dry then; must be spooked if this kind of thing isn't saved for the last week

https://twitter.com/JewishChron/status/1192329662954901504
Why are they doing this? What's their end game? Dismissing Jewish Labour groups as 'fringe organisations' set up to deny antisemitism sounds like deliberate wedge driving within the Jewish community more than a genuine address to the JCs gentile readership.

Luxury Tent Carpet posted:



ONLY THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS CAN WIN HERE
:vince:

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