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Korthal
May 26, 2011

:goonsay: A pizza of contrasts. I actually liked the sauce??? The cheese is cheese, it's not hard to mess up. The crust is doable with ingredients on it, but the edges taste like communion wafers. Overall my low expectations were surpassed, never going again with so many better options literally next door.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Weather looks lovely in the big smoko.

Korthal
May 26, 2011

numberoneposter posted:

Weather looks lovely in the big smoko.

Which is why I initially wasn't going to go, but the sense of old school goony duty wound up swaying me.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
That woman is judging the poo poo out of you.

Pizza looks greasy but edible - looks a lot like one of those pre-made pizzas you get from the supermarket (minus the garf shape of course).

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Giant_Pupils posted:

That woman is judging the poo poo out of you.

She wants the EATS.

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Giant_Pupils posted:

That woman is judging the poo poo out of you.

I took a picture as I walked in. She knew exactly what I was there for.

Korthal
May 26, 2011

If you're reading this thread, garf woman, I'm sorry I've exposed your garf career to the internet.

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Lenny's has 4lbs of lasagna for $19.95 CAD. But no garfing

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
"Look lady, let's cut to the chase. You know I'm here for the garf. Just give it to me.

Give me the garf"

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Yeah that pizza looks good enough that I would also definitely buy precisely one so I could laugh about it forever in my mind

Really, Mazri's only bad idea in this entire endeavor was starting this restaurant before teleportation technology is perfected.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Korthal posted:

:goonsay: A pizza of contrasts. I actually liked the sauce??? The cheese is cheese, it's not hard to mess up. The crust is doable with ingredients on it, but the edges taste like communion wafers. Overall my low expectations were surpassed, never going again with so many better options literally next door.

No wonder Goons stopped doing trip reports, they're either incapable of getting mad anymore or late stage capitalism has turned everything into a boring and homogenous dystopia.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Korthal posted:

I took a picture as I walked in. She knew exactly what I was there for.


Are those cookies or belt (ar?)buckles?

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

The garfield chocolates maybe?

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Never bothered asking, but chocolates would be the best guess.

Check the app and entergage me.

Korthal
May 26, 2011

They also had one in a warming box, but I was told they don't do slices. A garf must never be divided between separate owners. That or its a Little Caesars thing

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

if you dont want it you can give it to the shelter across the street and then if you go back an hour later itll be in the trash

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:


Yeah, Garf-head chocolates.
"Spaghettis" is a real nail-on-a-chalkboard word.

Xaintrailles fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Oct 30, 2019

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
Imagine running that place and the headspace you’d have to surf between the bizarre owner and the licensed brand.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

"Smoothis"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you've done the lords work

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Xaintrailles posted:



Yeah, Garf-head chocolates.
"Spaghettis" is a real nail-on-a-chalkboard word.

that lasaga looks like a child's drawing of a bus

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Uh-ee, spaghettis

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Farm to rear end pizza.

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

Korthal posted:

Too wet for me to slog to garfieldeats, I did the CN Tower instead

I pass the torch for actually going to get John's sauce to the next goon

Did you visit the Hacker Hellstorm while you were at the capital of Canada ???

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Last picture. My dad who I dragged along because of you guys. Notice the box display to the right of him, presumably to be used for Re-Boxing™ demonstrations.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

did you buy any Garfield memorabilia? Garfabilia?

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


I think you got the best looking garf pizza we've seen, congrats!

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

There’s a Garft shop lmao

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

you see how clean it is?

thats because nobody ever goes in there

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

I’ve never seen a dirty Garfield cartoon

Korthal
May 26, 2011

GolfHole posted:

you see how clean it is?

thats because nobody ever goes in there

This is an excellent point. It was bizarre how clean it was. It doesn't look like anyone has ever picked up any of the books.

They didn't have any merchandise that was related to Entergagement unfortunately. Just stuff you'd expect at a Garfield gift boutique that also happens to sell pizza and garfochinos.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

numberoneposter posted:

did you buy any Garfield memorabilia? Garfabilia?

Can't wait for a corner store to open up near me that sells various Garfaphernalia, such as mugs books and clothes

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Partycat posted:

I’ve never seen a dirty Garfield cartoon

Let me tell you about Jon’s obsession with a certain dog excretion...

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Haha he literally drinks cum :guinness:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I don't want to get busted with drug Garfaphernalia

Korthal
May 26, 2011

The loving Jim Davis video is stuck in my head.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I love Garfield eats! I hope he eats much lasagna and that he is able to walk to the gates of heaven with the skulls of his enemies (Monday’s!!) in hand

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Partycat posted:

I’ve never seen a dirty Garfield cartoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PExKw38rntw

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I'm disappointed they didn't have a dedicated employee manning the garf-merch table.

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Garfield must spread across all media.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx65nLOrzE4

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