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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Crab...battle!

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

lmao FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE

The arcane crab of power

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Scarodactyl posted:

Crab...battle!

Check out that bad-boy at 1:00 in. Rock(et) Lobster.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


SniperWoreConverse posted:

lmao FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE

The arcane crab of power


No spiders allowed.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
spiders are a kind of crab


ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

SniperWoreConverse posted:

spiders are a kind of crab




False.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

SniperWoreConverse posted:

spiders are a kind of crab




True

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

the spider lacks the snip snop

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Anything that injects venom cannot be a crab.
Spiders: not crabs
Crabs: crabs
Scorpions: not crabs
Pseudoscorpions: crabs

naem
May 29, 2011

spiders are just vanmpire crabs (cranmpire)

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

no claw = not creb

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Fine, spider is not creb. Spider is still Güd Bùddy though :colbert:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


If it tastes like a crab it’s a crab.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Confirmed, imitation soycreb in a cake is literally creb

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Slaan posted:

Fine, spider is not creb. Spider is still Güd Bùddy though :colbert:

Oh most definitely, I love spiders. Not to eat though. Probably.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Leperflesh posted:

Oh most definitely, I love spiders. Not to eat though. Probably.

I’ve heard the big bird eaters leg taste like shrimp/crab.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Scarodactyl posted:

Anything that injects venom cannot be a crab.
Spiders: not crabs
Crabs: crabs
Scorpions: not crabs
Pseudoscorpions: crabs

:wrong:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I gotta remember to post up my PNW crab pictures. Will try here in a bit.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
It's been ages since I read this thread but now I am questioning why I ignored it for so long

Long live the Crab

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Leperflesh posted:

no claw = not creb

spiders have punchers not pincers, it's basically a minor academic difference


same goddamn thing


LingcodKilla posted:

If it tastes like a crab it’s a crab.

LingcodKilla posted:

I’ve heard the big bird eaters leg taste like shrimp/crab.

Spiders are a kind of Tree Crab

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


SniperWoreConverse posted:

spiders have punchers not pincers, it's basically a minor academic difference


same goddamn thing



Spiders are a kind of Tree Crab

It’s just a drat shame they don’t get any bigger. I’d be setting traps all over my property for the silky bois.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
The luxurious tree crab is v valuable:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv1qq6ypiTk

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Scarodactyl posted:

Anything that injects venom cannot be a crab.
Spiders: not crabs
Crabs: crabs
Scorpions: not crabs
Pseudoscorpions: crabs

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



That’s the single most beautiful creation I’ve seen after my crab cakes.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?






Fully aware I’m no photographer


https://imgur.com/qBfe9hP

https://imgur.com/LvlWojf

https://imgur.com/8hFSJoR

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Nov 9, 2019

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Cute little shore crab and a dead dungie.

Life is short people. Pinch early and pinch often.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

LingcodKilla posted:

Cute little shore crab and a dead dungie.

Life is short people. Pinch early and pinch often.

Thanks, I was probably too excited about the two I saw (added more to my post, some were throwing errors). Hopefully not a sin to have handled the one (he was not in great shape).

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Spiders are a kind of Tree Crab

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


If spiders are crabs then mites are crabs, there are tiny crabs on me right now :crab:

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Don’t keep us in suspense, what did they tell you for one easy payment of $49.99?!?

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
"Touch their tip top, you'll get the snip snop... Your lucky number is 69"

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

C R A B E G G S

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Don’t keep us in suspense, what did they tell you for one easy payment of $49.99?!?

there are many paths in life, and the crab knows the side ways
additionally the crab provides emotional :neet:


Slaan posted:

"Touch their tip top, you'll get the snip snop... Your lucky number is 69"

essentially this


does anyone have "Now I know the meaning of Buffet -- SLAYER OF CRABS!!"
I need it for reasons and thought I had it saved but I can't find where I put it

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.stuffedsafari.com/small-red-crab-stuffed-animal-by-fiesta-p/fa-a68177.htm

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
That's the stuff

ekuNNN posted:

it's apparently from a comic called shaolin cowboy by Geof Darrow



REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I may yet get the dual-chainsaw-wielding crab as a tattoo :allears:

naem
May 29, 2011

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I may yet get the dual-chainsaw-wielding crab as a tattoo :allears:

it should have one chainsaw claw and one normal crab claw that is holding a chainsaw

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A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

I have never agreed with any post on the something awful forums as much as I agree with the previous post

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