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mysterious loyall X posted:Very well, where should I begin? My sister bought me a nintendo switch. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there.. lmfao
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mysterious loyall X posted:Very well, where should I begin? My sister bought me a nintendo switch. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there.. Lmao
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mysterious loyall X posted:Very well, where should I begin? My sister bought me a nintendo switch. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there.. lmfao
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mysterious loyall X posted:Very well, where should I begin? My sister bought me a nintendo switch. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there..
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https://twitter.com/YachtClubGames/status/1194405229883576320
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# ? Nov 13, 2019 02:23 |
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oh poo poo finally
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# ? Nov 13, 2019 02:27 |
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Oh hell yeah.
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# ? Nov 13, 2019 03:20 |
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Bad rear end
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# ? Nov 13, 2019 03:37 |
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https://twitter.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/1194528522582347776
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# ? Nov 13, 2019 14:33 |
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https://twitter.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/1194625590860627968 the spoiler was that princess peach gets saved at the end
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mysterious loyall X posted:Very well, where should I begin? My sister bought me a nintendo switch. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there..
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Eugene V. Dubstep posted:My sister gave me a Switch last year, played some Mario: Hat Edition on it and put it in a drawer. Then this year she gave me BotW. I'm a little ways into it and I'm wondering what the big deal is. The entire story is about 100 words long, and every character you meet rehashes it verbatim while you mash A. The puzzle shrines are uniformly easy. Besides the shrines, every task and combat encounter in the game seems to either be impossible or trivial, the difference being whether you've pumped enough spirit orbs into stamina or stockpiled enough good weapons. A good example of this is horse taming: a pure stat check, but with button prompts that misleadingly suggest you could tame a difficult horse if only you mashed Soothe faster. Whoever decided that the main way to craft food (that you need in huge quantities) would be to navigate 3 menus in order to drop 5 physics-enable items at a time into a fire should be shot. The low-contrast art style combined with poor lighting causes many scenes to appear muddy and flat. mysterious loyall X posted:Very well, where should I begin? My sister bought me a nintendo switch. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtpgt0xWF2g
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# ? Nov 14, 2019 09:58 |
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lmfao
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 12:59 |
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greetings
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 13:51 |
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https://twitter.com/mariobrothblog/status/1195309685672427520?s=21
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 15:27 |
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lmao
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 15:46 |
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gah!!
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👀
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 17:46 |
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lol
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# ? Nov 16, 2019 00:13 |
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Before time began, before spirits and life existed, three golden goddesses descended upon the chaos that was Hyrule.. Din, the goddess of power... Nayru, the goddess of wisdom... Lunchmeat Larry posted:gah!!
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# ? Nov 16, 2019 00:59 |
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Control Volume posted:Before time began, before spirits and life existed, three golden goddesses descended upon the chaos that was Hyrule..
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# ? Nov 16, 2019 01:57 |
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Lmfao
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Control Volume posted:Before time began, before spirits and life existed, three golden goddesses descended upon the chaos that was Hyrule.. Lmao
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Control Volume posted:Before time began, before spirits and life existed, three golden goddesses descended upon the chaos that was Hyrule.. lmao
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# ? Nov 16, 2019 15:29 |
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https://twitter.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/1195752772114755590?s=19
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# ? Nov 16, 2019 18:23 |
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Dragon Quest Monsters is freaking sweet Lois.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUoYihB9Na4&t=35s
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 03:51 |
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o_O
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In Training posted:Dragon Quest Monsters is freaking sweet Lois. dang you made me think the switch or android port came out over here already. unless they did and i'm blind.
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Phantasium posted:dang you made me think the switch or android port came out over here already. Nah I picked up a DS cart of 2. Playing on 3DS
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 06:04 |
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And yes I'm holding select while it boots
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In Training posted:And yes I'm holding select while it boots what does that do
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mycophobia posted:what does that do ive never had a 3ds but i instinctually know it forces it to boot in the native res
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 08:29 |
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I had Dragon Warrior Monsters for GBC as a kid and it was such a fuckijg weird game. I had no idea what to make of it and couldn't get very far, but it was really memorable. Then my save deleted itself lol
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 13:30 |
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I just beat bayo 2 with Jeanne and I feel powerful. Only on hard tho I am not sure I could handle a infinite climax run with the timings tho
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my morning jackass posted:I just beat bayo 2 with Jeanne and I feel powerful. Only on hard tho I am not sure I could handle a infinite climax run with the timings tho its really sick that infinite totally reworks enemy spawns to be batshit crazy, its almost a new campaign
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https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1198000240319590400?s=20
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Looks off to me.
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The Mario is not a cube
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