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crazy cloud posted:can you loving believe the simpering cucks who insisted that impeachment would help trumo wh-what di-did u s-say?? i-im-imppuh phhfhfh *faints*
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Rubellavator posted:What the gently caress Red card for sexually assaulting the officials! If you make me blow this whistle again then you're ejaculated from the game, coach!
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a.lo posted:cummunism lol tantric maoism
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crazy cloud posted:It helps for memorization that the phrase allows him to do that squish your mouth up into a tiny frothy butthole shape thing that he loves, twice in a row, so it is fun for him i think he does that so his dentures won't fall out while he's talking. if you look at interviews from the 80s or 90s he doesn't really do it
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pre:Senator Coo*s enters into Big Mike's Barber Shop on a typical Delaware Spring afternoon. Senator Coo*s gets preferential treatment because he's white and a senator in the United States Senate. BIG MIKE (Nearly our of breath while dashing to greet the special guest.) My favorite customer! Thanks for stopping by! Havin' the usual? SENATOR COO*S You know it. Give it to me hard, Mike. A lot off the top. I have some cranial growth that's... that's just loving up my head, you know? BIG MIKE Alright. I'll get the level and the shears and slice off about half and inch of boney growth off your potato head... SENATOR COO*S It's more an egg shape but the idea is still the same. Big Mike starts up the electric shears and proceeds to level off the egg-headed Delawarean's hosed up looking head. Senator Coo*s gargles in delight as his head is roughly treated with the shears and then sanded off with a rusty bucket. END SCENE
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crazy cloud posted:if you said impeachment would help trump. How do you speak. How do you leave your house without overwhelming shame. Repent. Repent for your bad thoughts. Repent for your liberalism. Hypernormalize and face to trumo *tosses quarter into cup at your feet*
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senator jim jordon taking a break from covering up rape to explain that fish delights with no bun are the most american menu item and it ends with some maga chud shooting up a mcdonalds because they normally only stock a half dozen in the freezer
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:Unfortch memes cant stay epically relatable forever, eventually they all have to pass through the cringe threshold before they can be rehabilitated ironically it's just a good fuckin thing that boomers are too lead-poisoned in they apricots to have weaponized "ok zoomer" as a retort yet
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Lawman 0 posted:We are gonna have the dreyfus affair 2.0 mister trumo's oh piss
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Vim Fuego posted:Red card for sexually assaulting the officials! If you make me blow this whistle again then you're ejaculated from the game, coach! i got something else you can blow
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me to a old man:] pshh..nothing personell, adult. yer jest crampin my style gramps 
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crazy cloud posted:mister trumo's oh piss 
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Zyla posted:i got something else you can blow its this hot bowl of soup, please cool it down before eating it
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Spergin Morlock posted:i think he does that so his dentures won't fall out while he's talking. if you look at interviews from the 80s or 90s he doesn't really do it why doesn't joe biden learn the secret denture-kata butthole mouth technique then. where are joes advisors on this??
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sammy the bull was in the witness protection program and his role only became known because he voluntarily exited the program so he could write a tell all book
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new kind of cat posted:my bucket list includes sexing bernie and liz together my bucket list includes getting an actual bucket it has long been my dream
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mormonpartyboat posted:senator jim jordon taking a break from covering up rape to explain that fish delights with no bun are the most american menu item [a shitload of Podesta emails talking about fish delights, no bun, with walnuts and extra cheese]
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Spergin Morlock posted:we almost made it a week before a congressman did it stfu baby kisser
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implicit comparing truml to a mob kingpin lamo
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mormonpartyboat posted:loober
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crazy cloud posted:can you loving believe the simpering cucks who insisted that impeachment would help trumo It might have if he wasn't such an absolute moron who has to immediately respond to every perceived slight with a full-on assault. It's pretty hilarious to watch and I'm glad he got fined 2 million dollars and legally barred from running charities right in the middle of it lmao
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Is it really that hard to find a sports doctor that doesnt sexually assault the athletes
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Nichael posted:The Delaware Senate primary campaign is going to investigate what, exactly, is happening with Mr. Coo s' cranium. uh barf, like wear a hat or something
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a.lo posted:cummunism lol thotskyism
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Zyla posted:its this hot bowl of soup, please cool it down before eating it it's a free country let me have my affordable access to aspiring my lungs with scalding chowder
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Zyla posted:i was thinking about blackmailing my dentist for a good yelp review after three months of wrangling with a carny apartment that kept finding excuses to not refund of fees (the apartment we were ready to move in was literally unlivable), I logged in to Yelp one night in a fit of hypomania and completely put them on blast, including pictures of the disgusting poo poo they didn't take care of before move in day my check showed up in two days lmfao
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m8 trump sniffed rudy's neck, they're in deep
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euphronius posted:https://twitter.com/shimonpro/status/1192876678239969281?s=21 he represents him because hes caught in the same investigation its a probe, oh no!! rep
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Zyla posted:its this hot bowl of soup, please cool it down before eating it https://mobile.twitter.com/conceptsbot/status/1165287335581212672
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NofrikinfuN posted:It might have if he wasn't such an absolute moron who has to immediately respond to every perceived slight with a full-on assault. literally any human being with eyes and ears could have predicted this to be his reaction tho lmao
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Buck Wildman posted:whoops turns out when you have open hearings the whole world is able to see what a nakedly corrupt dumbass you are undo undo
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