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Apparently the cool new thing in consumerism police state is buying your own automated license plate reader that automatically reports back to the cloud and gives your HOA the ability to track vehicles coming in and out of the neighborhood: https://www.flocksafety.com/
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Nov 8, 2019 21:40
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Trabisnikof posted:Apparently the cool new thing in consumerism police state is buying your own automated license plate reader that automatically reports back to the cloud and gives your HOA the ability to track vehicles coming in and out of the neighborhood: I'm going to suggest this to my burbclave.
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Nov 8, 2019 21:46
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Going there gave me a warning about porch pirates (ie people who steal packages), and I am just seeing a future where you touch a package to see if it's yours and a robot shoots you while saying "citizen that is not your package". (It is actually your package you notice as you bleed out.)
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Nov 8, 2019 21:47
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Colonel Cancer posted:I personally fast from work on the toilet at work every day, it's great. I'm fasting from work at my desk right now!
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Nov 8, 2019 21:54
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foobardog posted:Going there gave me a warning about porch pirates (ie people who steal packages), and I am just seeing a future where you touch a package to see if it's yours and a robot shoots you while saying "citizen that is not your package". There is nothing surburbanites are more certain of than their belief that anyone walking through their neighborhood that they don't recognize is there to steal their precious amazon bullshit.
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Nov 8, 2019 22:07
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bag em and tag em posted:There is nothing surburbanites are more certain of than their belief that anyone walking through their neighborhood that they don't recognize is there to steal their precious amazon bullshit. even if someone is trying to steal it, helping the pigs entrench the surveillance state isn’t worth whatever was ordered
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Nov 8, 2019 22:15
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:even if someone is trying to steal it, helping the pigs entrench the surveillance state isn’t worth whatever was ordered
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Nov 8, 2019 22:20
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Tubgoat posted:Unless it's the goal of the one paying for the surveillance. Remember that Uber's value lie in the destruction of labor, for which the billions and billions of dollars hemorrhaged are chump change. oh it definitely is, suburbanites would be delighted to see someone go to prison for years over “hanging out suspiciously” near their house to say nothing of taking a package. they looooove that those cameras have a continuous warrant deal with the cops, it’s a big selling point for them. I was speaking more in general terms, the companies and their intended customers are all in
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Nov 8, 2019 22:23
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foobardog posted:Going there gave me a warning about porch pirates (ie people who steal packages), and I am just seeing a future where you touch a package to see if it's yours and a robot shoots you while saying "citizen that is not your package". It was Harry Tuttle’s package.
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Nov 8, 2019 22:23
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Trabisnikof posted:Apparently the cool new thing in consumerism police state is buying your own automated license plate reader that automatically reports back to the cloud and gives your HOA the ability to track vehicles coming in and out of the neighborhood: sticking one of these outside my police department's parking lot and livestreaming the results
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Nov 8, 2019 22:31
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MaxieSatan posted:As always, capitalism must be destroyed for the capitalists' own good as well as ours lmfao. hey, rich kids, if you cant keep office hours without closing maybe dont start a business
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Nov 8, 2019 23:01
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Trabisnikof posted:Apparently the cool new thing in consumerism police state is buying your own automated license plate reader that automatically reports back to the cloud and gives your HOA the ability to track vehicles coming in and out of the neighborhood:
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Nov 9, 2019 00:32
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We regret to inform you that we discovered that a breach occurred 9 months ago in which data may have been exfiltrated. We learned of this breach 4 weeks ago when we discovered data being exfiltrated in massive quantities. We want to assure you these incidents are not indicative of our continuous hypervigilance for your safety and security, in person and in the cloud. To help alleviate any future concerns, we have requested infosec operations to be regularly audited by <cia front company>, a leader in their field.
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Nov 9, 2019 00:45
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Trabisnikof posted:Apparently the cool new thing in consumerism police state is buying your own automated license plate reader that automatically reports back to the cloud and gives your HOA the ability to track vehicles coming in and out of the neighborhood: 
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Nov 9, 2019 00:58
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Wow let's give HOAs even more power and the ability to act like the bored busy bodies. Does it have upgrades to allow you to detect black thugs invading your gated community?
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Nov 9, 2019 01:10
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wait until the dopamine fasters get a hold of some Indian philosophy it will be magical like what if the upper class based their entire ethos around depriving oneself of pleasure and wrote epics about how doing it gives you dbz powers? whoops way ahead of you can i tell you about Lord Shiva?
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Nov 9, 2019 01:20
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etalian posted:Wow let's give HOAs even more power and the ability to act like the bored busy bodies. Why would it need to be upgraded to perform it's primary function? And you can trust that your data won't get shared or hacked. Just look at these two trustworthy lads:  Jaxxon Lungis, CEO  Kashton Kynlee, CTO
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Nov 9, 2019 01:37
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lmao those cannot be real names
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Nov 9, 2019 01:39
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Why would it need to be upgraded to perform it's primary function? And you can trust that your data won't get shared or hacked. Just look at these two trustworthy lads: gently caress, the indigo children have grown up and are making businesses
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Nov 9, 2019 01:40
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:even if someone is trying to steal it, helping the pigs entrench the surveillance state isn’t worth whatever was ordered What they ordered was surveillance capitalism, and it is precisely what they want. White people are absolutely convinced that they will be the victim of a violent crime because their local news is 60% crime reporting and 40% sports and weather.
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Nov 9, 2019 01:42
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A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:lmao those cannot be real names Right? I know the simulation argument is just moral relativism for tech bros but look at these lovely names
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Nov 9, 2019 01:43
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Why would it need to be upgraded to perform it's primary function? And you can trust that your data won't get shared or hacked. Just look at these two trustworthy lads: lmao
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Nov 9, 2019 01:45
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Why would it need to be upgraded to perform it's primary function? And you can trust that your data won't get shared or hacked. Just look at these two trustworthy lads: 
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Nov 9, 2019 01:49
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how is dopamine fasting any different than joining a monastery? Asking for a friend.
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Nov 9, 2019 02:09
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autism ZX spectrum posted:how is dopamine fasting any different than joining a monastery? Asking for a friend. you can stop doing the dopamine fast whenever you want
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Nov 9, 2019 02:16
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smarxist posted:The flippant tweet and headline does nothing to scratch the surface of how bugshit this is
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Nov 9, 2019 02:19
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fabergay egg posted:you can stop doing the dopamine fast whenever you want you can stop the dopamine fast by reading my posts
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Nov 9, 2019 02:20
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Feral Integral posted:you can stop the dopamine fast by reading my posts my experience has been very much the opposite
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Nov 9, 2019 02:30
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Trabisnikof posted:Apparently the cool new thing in consumerism police state is buying your own automated license plate reader that automatically reports back to the cloud and gives your HOA the ability to track vehicles coming in and out of the neighborhood: all the webpages for the doorbell cams and other iot cams are so fuckin' strongly designed to make home owners paranoid as all hell (well more so) that webpage is impressive in its scare tacticals too 
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Nov 9, 2019 02:48
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Bulgakov posted:all the webpages for the doorbell cams and other iot cams are so fuckin' strongly designed to make home owners paranoid as all hell (well more so) that whole footer is amazing
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Nov 9, 2019 02:52
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Bulgakov posted:all the webpages for the doorbell cams and other iot cams are so fuckin' strongly designed to make home owners paranoid as all hell (well more so) “Well, I’m not saying it wasn’t safe, it’s just perhaps not quite as safe as some of the other ones.”
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Nov 9, 2019 02:53
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Tempora Mutantur posted:that whole footer is amazing it is so gross  I had to make myself close it instead of looking at it for too long and scowling to death
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Nov 9, 2019 02:54
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that same basic language and tone is used on similar product's pages its a new neighborhood cop industrial complex
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Nov 9, 2019 02:55
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The trick when someone starts asking about how safe particular places are or talking about how unsafe that area is is to do a mental substitution of “white” for “safe.” That’s usually what they are trying to find out.
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Nov 9, 2019 02:58
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Bulgakov posted:it is so gross I couldn't help it I clicked on "success stories" under the "solved crimes" section and read one I don't know why
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Nov 9, 2019 03:00
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your insinuation is an insult to bobson dugnutt and anyone they would associate with 
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Nov 9, 2019 03:04
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Anyone see the latest Frontline about AI? The second segment is about some douchebag that started a driverless trucking company. That poo poo is terrifying. Sure it works going from California to Arizona, but those are perfectly ideal weather conditions, and it only goes on one freeway. Anyway he said he thinks these things will be commonly on the road nationwide within five years. mmk
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Nov 9, 2019 03:23
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Trabisnikof posted:Apparently the cool new thing in consumerism police state is buying your own automated license plate reader that automatically reports back to the cloud and gives your HOA the ability to track vehicles coming in and out of the neighborhood: In B4 the article detailing how they were using video to train a neural network and selling time on the network to local governments.
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Nov 9, 2019 04:35
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withak posted:The trick when someone starts asking about how safe particular places are or talking about how unsafe that area is is to do a mental substitution of “white” for “safe.” That’s usually what they are trying to find out. I've lived in some very rough neighborhoods but as far as ive been able to tell the only real crime is tweakers trying to rifle through your stuff and that pretty much happens everywhere
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Nov 9, 2019 04:51
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Larry Parrish posted:I've lived in some very rough neighborhoods but as far as ive been able to tell the only real crime is tweakers trying to rifle through your stuff and that pretty much happens everywhere Boomers are basically ancient dragons rotting on their hoard.
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