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God bless the Graun and the inexplicably huge, hi-res images of Joris they use as article headers (expand at your own risk):
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 00:21 |
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He looks like someone drew "disappointed bollock" and projected it on the inside of a bladder
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 00:26 |
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Apraxin posted:God bless the Graun and the inexplicably huge, hi-res images of Joris they use as article headers (expand at your own risk):
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 00:29 |
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Apraxin posted:God bless the Graun and the inexplicably huge, hi-res images of Joris they use as article headers (expand at your own risk):
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 00:33 |
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I’m sorry for inflicting that JRM impression on you all, I started reading it and it just kind of happened Poison Jam posted:I’d only watch the podcast on YouTube if it had face cams and everyone looked like they’re avatars Are you sure about that? Ms Adequate posted:"It's the fourteenth" - David Apraxin posted:God bless the Graun and the inexplicably huge, hi-res images of Joris they use as article headers (expand at your own risk):
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 00:37 |
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RockyB posted:? Ooh, some of those OW ads are pretty good fodder
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 00:40 |
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Zephirus posted:Ooh, some of those OW ads are pretty good fodder Ooooh aint seen those, trying to avoid anything about it till I go get it the morn, heard very good things. edit double Ooooh more podcast yay deano fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Nov 9, 2019 |
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fluppet posted:I thought just eat were just the online ordering bit and everything else was handled by the takeaway
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 00:49 |
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TACD posted:Just Eat still take some portion of the total cost, if you’ve got a few favourite takeaways then just call them up directly or see if you can order through their own website. I got asked straight up by one of my local pizza places to order direct through their website instead of Just Eat because of that.
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 00:55 |
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I've never listened to the podcast because I've never listened to a podcast because I've never had a commute over 10 minutes. Once this changes I might
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 01:03 |
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Jose posted:I've never listened to the podcast because I've never listened to a podcast because I've never had a commute over 10 minutes. Once this changes I might Have you considered doing it while you get weekend shitfaced?
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 01:11 |
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Truck Spills Dice, Deals 216,000d6 Bludgeoning Damage to Atlanta Freewayquote:Trivium Games claims that this spill amounted to the largest dice roll in history, a record previously held by the United Kingdom for Brexit.
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 01:18 |
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good to see the guardian website having a link just saying "Labour: British Hindus urged to vote against party", without the pretty important clarifying point of "...by right-wing nationalist dickheads who hate muslims". good work everyone
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 01:19 |
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I went looking for the Hindu story to see just what kind of right wing nationalist dick-heads it was (I was assuming Modi) and... https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/nov/08/david-blunkett-says-he-despairs-about-labour-and-antisemitism quote:The former home secretary David Blunkett has said the “antisemitism” and “thuggery” within Labour makes him despair, compounding a difficult few days for the party. gently caress offffffffff, can't wait for Jezza to win and burn down the house of lords. Especially because, reminder: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2007/oct/11/partyfunding.uk https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/cash-for-honours-investigators-warn-no-10-that-no-one-is-above-the-law-6229026.html Also lmfao google results David Blunkett cash for peerages posted:Some results may have been removed under data protection law in Europe. Learn more
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 01:30 |
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People urged to vote against Labour by Tories
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 01:33 |
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Can't believe that Lord Blunkett doesn't want people to vote for a Labour Party that won't let him machinegun prisoners or condemn anyone suspected of terrorism (who isn't white) to the Phantom Zone.
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 01:35 |
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mehall posted:If you were watching Question Time tonight, I was the guy with the beard talking about anti-semitism. Amendment 1: replace all after "as a student journalist" with "met @freedland at a charity do once, he was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny." Poison Jam posted:I'll never listen to the podcast because I don't want to hear your real voices instead of the ones I have in my head when I read your posts. Part of me wants to go on Ratjaculation posted:does anyone have the LDs quoting themselves in the media as press quotes to hand?
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 01:42 |
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what the gently caress is a skills wallet though
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 01:43 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:This was astonishingly well done, but I was giggling because the YouTube autosubtitles replaced Ken Clarke with King Clark, and Keir Starmer with Car Steamer. Lol
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 01:47 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:what the gently caress is a skills wallet though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM Alternatively: quote:For twelve years you've been asking "What is skills wallet?" This is skills wallet speaking. I'm the man who's taken away your victims and thus destroyed your world. You've heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis and that Man's sins are destroying the world. But your chief virtue has been sacrifice, and you've demanded more sacrifices at every disaster. You've sacrificed justice to mercy and happiness to duty. So why should you be afraid of the world around you? (It's actually probably some lovely thing like £500 towards 'lifetime' re-skilling costs for people cast out onto the street by the soul-less robots automating everything)
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 01:50 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:what the gently caress is a skills wallet though It's what I call my foreskin, don't know if that helps? ...wait poo poo that's antisemitic isn't it
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 01:57 |
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Does God require womens foreskins? I'll file that under "questions not to ask the religiously inclined" Azza Bamboo fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Nov 9, 2019 |
# ? Nov 9, 2019 01:59 |
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TACD posted:Just Eat still take some portion of the total cost, if you’ve got a few favourite takeaways then just call them up directly or see if you can order through their own website. I'm boycotting them just because of their ads 'Want to get a takeaway?' 'Did somebody say Just Eat?' No. Nobody did. gently caress off.
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 02:07 |
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Men’s hymens
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 02:08 |
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Is the thread still obsessed with the LD menace?
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 02:29 |
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David Blunkett went from being a hard left leader of the Sheffield City Council to being a neoliberal hack for New Labour in less than ten years what the gently caress happened? I know people mellow out with their radical politics as they age (except for Tony Benn) but the transformation of these New Labour types from the hard left days of the 80s to the neoliberal consensus of the 90s is disturbing.
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 02:37 |
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They wanted to be in government presumably. Alas Mr Smith, what could been. Ah drat it's been 25 years... Collateral fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Nov 9, 2019 |
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Apraxin posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1192802098473324544 This is from a few pages back, but important to note this poll was released today but it was conducted between the 17th and 28th of October. So before parliament had even voted to have an election. This makes it horribly out of date, so it's curious that it's only just been released. I've been seeing a lot of single constituency polling too, which is weird. I'm sure we'll get a load of UK-wide voting intention polls this weekend, I just wouldn't be surprised that if it shows Labour going up we start seeing a bunch of increasingly twisted polling methodology to 'correct' for that.
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 02:48 |
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Collateral posted:Is the thread still obsessed with the LD menace? We call them Piss Tories now
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 02:48 |
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As usual, a great many problems would be solved by mandating chastity belts on everyone.
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Speaking of polls, here's an one from one of those midlands Brexit voting marginals the Tories keep go on about winning. Nowhere near the improvements needed to take the seat, and this is at the start of the campaign. And given they are losing at least 20 seats to Lib Dems/SNP... Nothingtoseehere fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Nov 9, 2019 |
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Poison Jam posted:All meat from the butchers Where's the loving poppy?!?
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 03:54 |
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Lad on my bus on the way home is complaining how poo poo our culture is and how the British Empire hosed everything up. Good lad!
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Nothingtoseehere posted:Speaking of polls, here's an one from one of those midlands Brexit voting marginals the Tories keep go about winning. The Deleter posted:Lad on my bus on the way home is complaining how poo poo our culture is and how the British Empire hosed everything up. Good lad! Good lad indeed! Though I would qualify that British culture was acceptable for a period in the 80s and 90s because Kate Bush, assorted New Wave, Lemmings, Elite, Goldeneye 007, Bullfrog, Sensible Software, Codemasters, and oh yeah little thing called X-Com. That's it tho.
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Ms Adequate posted:As usual, a great many problems would be solved by mandating chastity belts on everyone.
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Ms Adequate posted:
Bullfrog and X-Com I'll agree with. I miss Dungeon Keeper. My cousin got it for me when I was a kid and way too young to be viewing all of the cartoon blood everywhere, and it owned.
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 05:16 |
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Lemmings is the perfect videogame.
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 05:18 |
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If we lose this election we lose everything, don't we?
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 05:32 |
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Good morning UKMTcrispix posted:If we lose this election we lose everything, don't we? Yes, I don't think people understand what's at stake here. If Labour doesn't win, that's it for Britain. It'll become a neoliberal police state like Pinochet's Chile.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:She looks like Helen Mirren, and I get serious Robert Webb vibes off the Landlord guy which I'm guessing is not a coincidence. It probably is him but done with a hidden camera as he talks to a tenant.
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