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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
JW 15 he's just gonna be shooting guys from 1.5 miles away

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scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

JW 15 he's just gonna be shooting guys from 1.5 miles away

finally, a golgo 13 movie

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I'm more interested in JW 30 where he starts orbital dropping fools

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Reminds me of that YouTube clip about Jsckie Chan - action comedy? Might be every frame a painting?
Where they discuss how he knows how to fight so they dont need to use camera tricks


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ


I'm sure a lot of people have seen it before, but if not, watch it. Hell, it's only 9 minutes, watch it again.

kaesarsosei
Nov 7, 2012

Basebf555 posted:

If I get something on the same level as Jupiter Ascending, I'll be very very happy with that.

I'm not too worried about it, the Wackowski's haven't made a bad movie yet.

Joking I assume? Jupiter Ascending is utter trash, and everyone involved had their careers damaged. If Eddie Redmayne had done this 2 years earlier it would have ended him. Even Tatum has seemingly struggled since.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

I will never not be interested in a Wachowski film. Even the ones I don't like are fascinating.

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


My biggest complaint with the John Wick movies was the lack of practical squibs and muzzle flashes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj3_R8nwy5Q

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Oct 30, 2009

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I like the wick movies but the bad guys all have guns and yet they approach John Wick to within three feet so he can fight them instead of shooting him from a distance, which is what guns are meant to do

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

oldpainless posted:

I like the wick movies but the bad guys all have guns and yet they approach John Wick to within three feet so he can fight them instead of shooting him from a distance, which is what guns are meant to do

Harder to dodge a bullet when its close

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





oldpainless posted:

I like the wick movies but the bad guys all have guns and yet they approach John Wick to within three feet so he can fight them instead of shooting him from a distance, which is what guns are meant to do

More like oldbrainless

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

kaesarsosei posted:

Joking I assume? Jupiter Ascending is utter trash, and everyone involved had their careers damaged. If Eddie Redmayne had done this 2 years earlier it would have ended him. Even Tatum has seemingly struggled since.

Yeah, everybody has their own tastes, but i dont think they've made a good movie since the Matrix. Visually interesting, yes. Actual good total product, no, not really. And Jupiter Ascending is the worst of it.

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Oct 30, 2009

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DandyLion posted:

Harder to dodge a bullet when its close

Dodge this

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
John wick one is a very solid revenge flick

John wick two and three is just and excuse to do action porn

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
"Your dog has been killed by mobsters. Are you a bad enough dude to avenge your dog?"

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
John wick doesn't kill any step siblings though?

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Memento posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ


I'm sure a lot of people have seen it before, but if not, watch it. Hell, it's only 9 minutes, watch it again.

Jackie Chan is just incredible

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

kaesarsosei posted:

Joking I assume? Jupiter Ascending is utter trash, and everyone involved had their careers damaged. If Eddie Redmayne had done this 2 years earlier it would have ended him. Even Tatum has seemingly struggled since.

It was certainly a bomb, I mean you aren't wrong that it damaged careers. Doesn't mean it was necessarily a bad movie.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

This is not the "unpopular opinions" thread, but people are talking about it so:

I didn't like Speed Racer. At all.

Also Jupiter Ascending could have been a fun little film if they had leaned less on the world-building, and more on the fact that it was a YA wish fulfilment movie about a girl who finds out she is s superduper superspecial space princess.

I apologize for my bad opinions.

To add an unrelated subtle movie moment.

In Wallace and Gromit: A Close Shave, when Gromit is in prison reading his copy of Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dogstoyefsky, (haha a dog pun), on the spine of the book we can see it is a penguin classic edition. And the picture of the penguin is that of the baddie from The Wrong Trousers.

BrigadierSensible has a new favorite as of 02:30 on Nov 9, 2019

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Jestery posted:

John wick one is a very solid revenge flick

John wick two and three is just and excuse to do action porn

John Wick is actually a character study in restraint and justice.

I think he, if anything, was far too lenient in avenging the death of his dog, and leaving any part of that Russian mob still functioning was nothing short of merciful.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

John Wick is actually a character study in restraint and justice.

I think he, if anything, was far too lenient in avenging the death of his dog, and leaving any part of that Russian mob still functioning was nothing short of merciful.

Francis earned that night off. Professional courtesy.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Welp guess I know what I'm watching tonight!

I dunno what it is with this scene but his movements are so fast and fluid he almost seems like he's dancing

3:10 on, I cant seem to timestamps from my phone

https://youtu.be/w-HSoOFdJ3s

Damned if I don’t flinch every time at that drop from the second story.

ElBrak
Aug 24, 2004

"Muerte, buen compinche. Muerte."

10 Beers posted:

Damned if I don’t flinch every time at that drop from the second story.

That clip reminded me why John Wick always goes for headshots, other than his love of watching heads pop. The competent guard man manages to shoot John Wick twice but since he didn't go for the juicy head John lives because he is wearing a bulletproof vest.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I've never seen any of the John Wick movies and have heard they're good but jesus christ is the whole movie just some guy basically doing a mass shooting except he's ostensibly the hero and doing it artistically so now it's Cool? I watched that clip someone posted and did not like it. Holy poo poo I don't want to watch anything like that for 2 hours no matter how sympathetic the dude's cause might be. gently caress almighty it just looks like bullet/gun fetish porn. Is there more to it?

I feel the same way about the Fast and Furious movies because from what I can tell it's just car chases and Dudes Being Cool Going Fast (And loving Hot Chicks) and have also never seen any of those just out of a general lack of interest.

Cracking up at too at John Wick and F&F movies coming up in the subtle movie moments thread. These movies don't look subtle but maybe I'm missing out on something.

Am I missing anything or have I got these films about pegged? Seriously not trying to sound like a film snob and I like good action movies but god drat from the clips and discussions I'm just nope.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

BiggerBoat posted:

I've never seen any of the John Wick movies and have heard they're good but jesus christ is the whole movie just some guy basically doing a mass shooting except he's ostensibly the hero and doing it artistically so now it's Cool? I watched that clip someone posted and did not like it. Holy poo poo I don't want to watch anything like that for 2 hours no matter how sympathetic the dude's cause might be. gently caress almighty it just looks like bullet/gun fetish porn. Is there more to it?

I feel the same way about the Fast and Furious movies because from what I can tell it's just car chases and Dudes Being Cool Going Fast (And loving Hot Chicks) and have also never seen any of those just out of a general lack of interest.

Cracking up at too at John Wick and F&F movies coming up in the subtle movie moments thread. These movies don't look subtle but maybe I'm missing out on something.

Am I missing anything or have I got these films about pegged? Seriously not trying to sound like a film snob and I like good action movies but god drat from the clips and discussions I'm just nope.

you have no idea what youre talking about

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Oct 30, 2009

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The original tag line for John wick was “oopsy doopsy he did a shootsy”

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
john wick (1) is about an apostate assassin in an alternate world where assassins control society thats dragged back into the game when a mob boss’s punk kid kills a puppy that wick’s dead wife posthumously gave to him so he would have something to keep him tethered to reality......its a really good movie with lots of pathos and a very strong setting

fast and furious started off as car chases but now its a superhero heist movie franchise where blue collar bruisers wear fancy cars to fight international terrorists

john wick can be subtle but usually isnt. fast and furious is only ever accidentally subtle

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
the john wick sequels are terrible because they have to come up with new motivations since they cant just kill his dog every time, and the new motivations are very flimsy in the case of 2 and nonexistent in the case of 3

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

scary ghost dog posted:

you have no idea what youre talking about

I admitted as much. I haven't seen any of those films. Just occasional clips and some reviews.

Enlighten me instead of just basically calling me an idiot if you don't mind.

Thanks.

ElBrak
Aug 24, 2004

"Muerte, buen compinche. Muerte."

BiggerBoat posted:

I admitted as much. I haven't seen any of those films. Just occasional clips and some reviews.

Enlighten me instead of just basically calling me an idiot if you don't mind.

Thanks.

Nah. Go watch the movie.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Oh I forgot to mention,

This isn't exactly subtle, but more just fun interpretation

John Wick uses sign language a little in the second film

I use (my country's) sign language in my day job and I can say with some degree of authority that Keanu signs and woodenly as he acts

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Jupiter Ascending just tried to do way too much.

It reminds me of Chronicles of Riddick but worse.
At least with Riddick there were clear stakes and the villain had an obvious goal.

Jupiter just threw together aliens, royalty, genetic engineering, grav boots, invisibility, uhhhh.... immortal capitalist elves and... dog boy the boy who shoots lasers.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ElBrak posted:

Nah. Go watch the movie.

I don't want to hear him complain about it

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

BiggerBoat posted:

I admitted as much. I haven't seen any of those films. Just occasional clips and some reviews.

Enlighten me instead of just basically calling me an idiot if you don't mind.

Thanks.

i made another post with an explanation that u would have read if u werent immediately offended by being called out for posting ur stupid opinion about a movie u havent seen

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
The idea that the protagonist of an action movie would mow through a shitload of cannon fodder bad guys isn't new, but yea if that bothers you then you won't like John Wick.

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

BiggerBoat posted:

I've never seen any of the John Wick movies and have heard they're good but jesus christ is the whole movie just some guy basically doing a mass shooting except he's ostensibly the hero and doing it artistically so now it's Cool? I watched that clip someone posted and did not like it. Holy poo poo I don't want to watch anything like that for 2 hours no matter how sympathetic the dude's cause might be. gently caress almighty it just looks like bullet/gun fetish porn. Is there more to it?

I feel the same way about the Fast and Furious movies because from what I can tell it's just car chases and Dudes Being Cool Going Fast (And loving Hot Chicks) and have also never seen any of those just out of a general lack of interest.

Cracking up at too at John Wick and F&F movies coming up in the subtle movie moments thread. These movies don't look subtle but maybe I'm missing out on something.

Am I missing anything or have I got these films about pegged? Seriously not trying to sound like a film snob and I like good action movies but god drat from the clips and discussions I'm just nope.

John Wick (especially as it goes on) is fundamentally Fight Choreography: The Movie. It's very good at being that though, so if you enjoy fight choreography/cinematography, it's very good (e.g. the fight in the hall of mirrors at the end of II is both visually interesting and 'how did they film this without crew being visible' interesting).

Fast and Furious I is literally a remake of Point Break with cars instead of surfing
Fast and Furious II is a generic 80's action movie made in 2003
Fast and Furious III is the Karate Kid but with cars instead of karate
Fast and Furious IV+ are superhero movies where everyone's superpower is CAR, and CAR can solve all problems somehow.

ScentOfAnOtaku
Aug 25, 2006

I have no control, I just keep eating, and eating.

Inzombiac posted:

It reminds me of Chronicles of Riddick but worse.
At least with Riddick there were clear stakes and the villain had an obvious goal.

I recently watched the Riddick movies and I have to say, I used to hate them, and I really like all of them now. Sure, they aren't masterpieces, but people are having fun in them, the action is fun, and the big environmental dangers of each movie make them feel somewhat familiar.

The best way I can put it is that they do what they set out to do perfectly.

I also love terrible movies at times so take all that with a grain of salt.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





The other two Riddick movies kind of spoil the arc he has in Pitch Black, but seriously, I really rate PB. It's a great story of if not redemption, then at least trying to atone in some small way.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The philosophers commentary track on all three Matrix movies is really interesting on one side, and complete circle jerkery on the other side.

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny

Jestery posted:

I use (my country's) sign language in my day job and I can say with some degree of authority that Keanu signs and woodenly as he acts

The deaf assassin (wasn’t she supposed to be deaf?) signs just as woodenly though, as always when a hearing character plays a deaf one. If anything Reeve‘s acting is more realistic because Wick actually is hearing. (This should go in the pet peeves thread: any show/movie where they have hearing people play deaf people. It always looks like poo poo)

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The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006
What’s subtle about the Fast and Furious movies is you think they’re about cars, but they’re really about family.

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