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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

hmm ok... gimme a bork check

bend bars, lift gates, bork polls

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005



mornin' :coffee:

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Ayn Randi posted:

I’m real drunk at a bucks party havin a smoke and posting traulmp

what time is it in the southern hemisphere where toilets flush backwards or something

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




campfire posted:

what time is it in the southern hemisphere where toilets flush backwards or something

thats a bidet

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Squizzle posted:

thats a bidet

they are far more civilized than we

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
in space the toilets dont flush. sorry folks

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

i heard they suck the poop right outta ya with science power

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



campfire posted:

what time is it in the southern hemisphere where toilets flush backwards or something

late evening

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

thats a bidet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAMCajlBGQ4

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

campfire posted:

what time is it in the southern hemisphere where toilets flush backwards or something

the question is unanswerable as time isn't real

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



piss

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




salome in the banquet

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp



Tam :honk:s

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp



tape is real

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp



why can’t they have a Whites for Trump rally, huh?? :colbert:

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
daniel trump, esq.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Fireside Nut posted:

why can’t they have a Whites for Trump rally, huh?? :colbert:

Last time they did, Heather heyer died

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

campfire posted:

what time is it in the southern hemisphere where toilets flush backwards or something

it’s like 1145pm, I remember when this was early and not poo poo I should go home time

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/bfraser747/status/1192945957668712448?s=19

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


I have a great relationship with the blacks.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




Bren Dan Fraser

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert


ah, yes

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/Cuseology/status/1192994448420089856?s=19

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

:pencepop:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

the salad comb afficianado has logged in

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



who the hell is bullock? i know who bennet is, shes the kent state gun girl

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


quote:

fighting 1 tweet at a time

o7

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Klobuchar/Bullock/Bennet is the name of a law firm that handles mesothelioma cases

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




haljordan posted:

Klobuchar/Bullock/Bennet is the name of a law firm that handles mesothelioma cases

lmebo

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

everyone knew who trump was and everyone knows who biden is already . that and the fact that their supporters are old and stupid is the only “interesting” parallel. oh and that teevee media is a reflection of those same old idiots interests so they covered trump and biden more i guess

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
lmao this is real it’s all real

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/hourlywolvesbot/status/1193151582004764674?s=19

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




do you think people from the gangster planet ever join starfleet

do they get to wear their fedoras on duty like how worf gets his beauty pageant sash

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Squizzle posted:

do you think people from the gangster planet ever join starfleet

do they get to wear their fedoras on duty like how worf gets his beauty pageant sash

they’re all employed as models for holodeck designers

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Crazyweasel posted:

baby awake after big spit up

needed to change him and rock him back to sleep

he was only a little fussy and is now sleeping, occasionally letting big farts go

(Public schedules don’t include all of a president’s activities)

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

do you think people from the gangster planet ever join starfleet

do they get to wear their fedoras on duty like how worf gets his beauty pageant sash

mr spock put the vulcan ambassador on the main display, see? nyeeeeah

Tirade
Jul 17, 2001

Cybertron must act decisively to prevent and oppose acts of genocide and violations of international robot rights law and to bring perpetrators before the Decepticon Justice Division
Pillbug

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

I clicked on it before they took the article down and yikes, it's a good thing they did take it down.

Eh it's an artifact of its time. Sometimes it's good to be able to see how far we've come.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Squizzle posted:

do you think people from the gangster planet ever join starfleet

do they get to wear their fedoras on duty like how worf gets his beauty pageant sash

Barclay was from the gangster planet.

It's hard to tell because hats aren't allowed and the universal translator turns "nyaaaaa see" into "I'm deeply embarrassed by all the holoporn of my coworkers that everyone knows about".

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Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Every time Trump introduces me to some argument against him that I didn't know about before, I think about how anti-drug PSAs I saw in middle school taught me everything I knew at the time about drugs.

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