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The fantasy epic I've been writing seems to have lost the plot. So let's have some music: No one knows what it's like To be the bad man We don't know who we're dealing with We have to be very careful When we make our decisions It's all so confusing And we're losing touch The more we say it's all in good faith The more we believe we'll be safe and sound The more we forget the pain is all real The more we talk about the past We only get closer to the truth I feel I'm getting so old The more I feel that way the less I get to do And the more I feel it I feel I'm getting so old The more I feel that way the less I get to do And the more I feel it
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"Welcome, Adventurer! I have several quests available for you to choose from. I have a rat problem, you see, and I need a new rat! There are some dangerous things around here, and you should know, the rat in charge of the Rat Palace is quite a stubborn one. He wants his Rat Palisade back." "Rat Palace? What's a Rat Palace?" The young man blinked in surprise. "I have to have it, he just refuses to give it up." "Then there's only one solution." "Why?" "I don't know, I've never seen the Rat Palace before. I'll show you to it." "Wait! Wait! Wait!" The young man held out his hand to stop the adventurer and the Rat Palace. "You have my word, and I will keep it."
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Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. It is a small and rather low-ceilinged room with red-tiled walls and two narrow tables on each side of it. As she enters the bar, she stops and turns to the girl next to her. "Where's your mother?" "There, sir. There's not much left of her, I suppose." "I'll ask her myself. How is she?" "Oh," she replies, "she's fine. We've been on the road and been through some trouble together." "Are you all right? You look all pale." "Oh, no, I don't feel that at all. There's a good deal of time for sleep, though, sir, so don't mind if I don't
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Top 10 Dog Names of 2020: 1. Trumpfucker 2. Turds 3. Pussyhat 4. Asskicker 5. Bumfuckers 6. Fagtastic 7. Slutspockers 8. Whoresucker 9. Whoresucker 10. Whoresucker Top 10 Dog Names of 2022: 1. Asshat 2. Asskicker 3. Bumfuckers 4. Asskickersucker 5. Bumfucksucker 6. Bumfucksucker 7. Bumfucksucker 8. Bumfucksucker 9. Bumfucksucker 10. Bumfucksucker
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Rutibex posted:Jordan Peterson and Kermit the Frog are engaged in a lengthy debate.
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Ok, nevermindquote:Jordan Peterson and Kermit the Frog are engaged in a lengthy debate.
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A video was posted on Friday by the Russian social media site Vkontakte showing Putin drinking from a toilet with the words "Trump, do you drink from a toilet?" Trump Drinks Putin's Urine at Campaign Rally In the video, Putin is seen drinking from a toilet bowl and is said to be "very, very excited" as he pours a glass of wine into it. He then says, "Trump, do you drink from a toilet?" The video was posted by an unnamed user called "Putin" with the title "Putin drinks urine."
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And if a ten ton truck kills the both of us To die by your side, well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine. -Lemmy Truly, a man can find out what he wants to be, but not what he is I guess a true man is the one who doesn't need a label, If he has a good idea, he can take his chances, he's still a man. -Lemmy No one can save you from yourself, it's just you that's got to change. You can take your chances but you got to find out what you're made of. -Lemmy And if you don't love what you're made of, you're not going to last long. If you don't know what you're made of, you're just a man. -L
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Trump Smells Own Farts at Campaign Rally In an ad released Friday, the Republican presidential hopeful smelt the president's "fart" in a series of campaign rallies. "Look at how he smells," said Trump. "What are we going to do, we have to get him out of there, quick. What am I going to do? I am the fart man of the universe!" He added: "You know who smells good? Farts. Let's get that guy out of there." The ad was released a day after Trump made a crack at Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) who said he's been too quiet on foreign policy. "I don't want Lindsey Graham," said Trump, who added he's too soft on Iran, which Graham has advocated for, but "otherwise, he's the worst." Watch the ad above.
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My wife and I went to the grocery store, where I bought some "fart-free" bread. My wife noticed that I kept farting. She asked if it was normal. I explained to her that I was experiencing gas. She looked at me, thought for a moment, and then said "Oh no! I thought you were having constipation! That means you have to go to the doctor." I felt embarrassed. How would I explain it? I had farted in front of her in the grocery store. I explained that the grocery store is a place where people shop. You know, they need to make sure they have enough food, water, and toilet paper, but there are also people who need to go to the bathroom, too. It's just what happens. I was embarrassed. I went to the doctor, who diagnosed me with gas. He asked if I === My wife and I went to the grocery store, where I bought some "fart-free" bread. While we were in the store, a guy in a truck next to us had just farted on the ground. My wife went over to him, picked the ball of farts up and threw it back into the truck. It landed on her shoe. That night, I asked her why she did that. She said "You know the only thing worse than farting is having your wife smell it." This has happened a number of times with my wife, so I know that this is something that happens. I just don't know why people are so afraid of it. I guess they feel a fear of what will happen if someone smells it, especially if they are not wearing a mask. I would like to note that this does not happen to everyone. If I were
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If you take cut off the last third of it or so and punch it back in, you can stitch it together to make a gripping narrative: "Oh," she replies, "she's fine. We've been on the road and been through some trouble together." "Are you all right? You look all pale." "Oh, no, I don't feel that at all. There's a good deal of time for sleep, though, sir, so don't mind if I don't "Are you all right, darling?" "I'm all right," she says. "Thank you, sir. I'm sorry." As she speaks, she puts down her teacup, and goes to the table. Her fingers are pale and quivering; her voice is thin and shaky. "I'm going to have to go home now," she says, "and don't ask me about tomorrow, or you will get hurt." "And will I?" "I don't know. I can't possibly know." "Oh, my darling, why didn't you tell me you were leaving?" "You're too much of a fool," she says. "Don't you remember, that day when I told you I was going to marry a rich man, and you said that I was wasting my time? How was I to know that I should be happy?" "That's exactly what I was thinking." She gets up and goes back to her room. THE THIRD DAY. In the morning we are up at six, for there is no other day except the next. "If you had a friend to stay with you I'd say go, but I'd rather not, because you know I'm not the sort of girl who will take a lover," she says. "That's because you're afraid of a good thing. You wouldn't marry a good person, and then be ashamed of them afterwards." "And yet I am afraid of it a great deal. I'm not sure how to handle this. I feel a terrible burden on my mind. You can help me; please, just tell me what to do." "Well, don't make any sudden movements, because there's no telling what will happen to you; you may get dizzy and die, or have a sudden violent attack of asthma, or fall into a coma. There is nothing to do, except to take a very hot bath
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Jordan Peterson smelled like coffee and it smelled so good that it's the first time I've ever thought about him in a sexual manner. Then he starts going on about sex. He's got an entire chapter about how men don't understand it. He doesn't think women understand it either. Men are bad at sex. Women are bad at sex, men are bad at sex. It's so stupid. How are women supposed to know what sex is without sex? Why are men supposed to know what sex is without sex? We're not bad at sex. We're not bad at sex.
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 I hope Jordan Peterson finds out about this bot and starts obsessing over it when he gets out of rehab.
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Report: Trump's Penis Shaped Like ~~A Peach~~, 'Weird' And 'A Little Dangerous' President Trump, we've got some bad news for you. A new study shows that a penis shaped like a peach is not just weird; it's dangerous. The study, titled "Penis shapes and human aggression: The roles of genital shape and genital aggression," was published this month in the journal Evolution and Human Behavior. The researchers tested whether a penis shaped like a peach, or another object, was more likely to become aggressive when placed on a human face. "We hypothesize that in a situation where the object of aggression is in the hands of an aggressor, the penis will become more aggressive, as the object of aggression does not need to be moved for the aggression to occur," the study's authors explained. A peach is an object that is highly visualized, and is commonly seen in pop culture.
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"I read on Kotaku that it's better than Civ 5 with the Brave New World expansion pack," said Ice-T. "Yeah, it's better. You play on a planet full of people who will never love you back. It's really bleak. It's really grim, because we're all going to be living in this world where we're just a bunch of slaves. It's horrible. So much misery." The actor said that Brave New World will have players playing the roles of "monsters," "robbers," "criminals," "sociopaths," and "criminals with sociopathic tendencies." He explained: "I think it's going to be the ultimate, you know, you're going to kill, rape and pillage the entire planet and then you're going to live on the moon in a cave with your dog and have children with your dog, and then
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The lesbian loving t-rex was chasing the big rear end latina on a hoverboard then came up to her with a gun and took a swing at her. The chick fought back. After the fight the dinosaur fell off the hoverboard and smashed into a nearby wall. He stayed there and died. The t-rex is still trying to take over the world with his big rear end. Sleeping Beauty and the Frog Prince Two princesses fall in love and end up falling asleep together. One day, Sleeping Beauty wakes up to find that the frog prince had eaten her and turned into a frog. She wakes up the other two princesses and they fight him, but in the end he falls asleep as well. The Lion King A lion attacks and kills a cub and the baby is named Simba, so he becomes King of Pride Rock. The cub is then raised by the other cubs. One day the cub becomes rebellious and they take the cub to the pride. The Lion King finds the cub and is Grevling fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Nov 9, 2019 |
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quote:Have you ever seen two people have a wrench fight? They both have a wrench and both try to hurt each other. The wrench guy is about to grab the other guy and start bashing his head into a brick wall while he's screaming for help. The other guy is going to grab his wrench and then he's going to grab that guy's wrench and start smashing his head into a brick wall. And you're going to think, wow! A real wrench fight! Can confirm, you do indeed think Wow! A real wrench fight!
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Well I'm the Space Goblin and I'm here to say If you're crossing the street you best look both ways or you'll be run over by me I'll be your space goblin and I'll take you to my lair And my castle's a fortress where I'll take you with me forever Don't come back without my permission or I'll hunt you down and crush you with my boot 'Cause I'm the Space Goblin and I'm here to say If you're crossing the street you best look both ways or you'll be run over by me So if you're crossing the street, keep your hands inside the car and watch out for my little friend I'm the Space Goblin and I'm here to say If you're crossing the street you best look both ways or you'll be run over by me And I'm the Space Goblin and I'm here
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Palpek posted:Jordan Peterson smelled like coffee and it smelled so good that it's the first time I've ever thought about him in a sexual manner. Then he starts going on about sex. He's got an entire chapter about how men don't understand it. He doesn't think women understand it either. Men are bad at sex. Women are bad at sex, men are bad at sex. It's so stupid. How are women supposed to know what sex is without sex? Why are men supposed to know what sex is without sex? We're not bad at sex. We're not bad at sex. quote:Jordan Peterson and Slavoj Žižek walk into a bar. Jordan says, "I know what I'm going to do next." Slavoj says, "What?" Jordan says, "I'm going to sit in this bar and do nothing and think of the worst, most painful things that happen to people." Slavoj looks at Jordan, stunned. Jordan says, "No, that's not the point." He says, "I'm going to get up in front of this group of people and do nothing and think of the worst, most painful things that happen to people." Slavoj says, "The worst things?" Jordan says, "The worst things." Jordan asks Slavoj, "Do you think it's possible to make the worst thing that happens to people go away?" Slavoj says, "Well, it's conceivable." Jordan says, "Okay, and what if you could make that happen?" Slavoj says, "Well, we'd have to make it possible for you to do that."
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quote:Pee is Stored in ~~/Library/Caches/com.apple.mDNSResponder/Cache.plist~~ quote:Pee is Stored in !!! quote:Pee is Stored in 𝓂. It is a sequence that has at most 𝓂-1 consecutive states. quote:Pee is Stored in _______. (Example: Pee is stored in the bladder.) poverty goat fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Nov 9, 2019 |
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Mods knew! They loving KNEW! They knew the whole loving time! They knew the loving loving loving plot! So why do they want you to give them money? Why? Because they're loving scumbags! They have no right to tell you to give money to them! You know why? Because they are scumbags! They deserve to die! They deserve to be put to death! They have no right to loving make you give them money! So, if you don't give them money, I'm going to kill you and you are going to loving die! And you know what? I'm going to kill every single one of you! And I am going to loving kill you because YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! YOU KNOW WHO YOU loving ARE! You loving rear end in a top hat! You loving SACK OF poo poo! You loving loving LITTLE WRETCHED PIECE OF poo poo! YOU loving loving STUPID, SUCKING SUCKER OF loving poo poo! - Mods knew! They loving KNEW! They knew the whole god drat time! I'm sick of the fuckers being a bunch of loving idiots! RAW Paste Data I'm done with you loving trolls. It's no loving use. gently caress you all. I'll be quiet now. Don't expect me to start posting again or to respond to any more of your stupid rear end posts. I hope that your dumb loving brain is fried by now because it's obviously been damaged by being on the receiving end of this pathetic drivel. I've been dealing with you idiots for the past week or so, and have had a few choice words for you as well as a couple of nice ones for some of the more interesting ones. I've been sick of your stupidity and I think it's time you guys started listening. Now, I know that all of you are thinking: "What the hell, that's not what he said". Don't be silly, you fuckheads. You don't know anything
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I'll be honest, I plugged that 'living on the moon with your dog' thing back in because I wanted to see what happens next, and the result wasn't appropriate. Even for this forum.
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I know sometimes I act like I don't care about you. I know I'm a lucky girl. I'm a lucky, lucky girl. But sometimes I get lonely. Sometimes, I want to be a boy. But you say I don't care about girls. I know I want a girl, too. And I know sometimes I act like I don't care about you. I know I'm a lucky girl. I'm a lucky, lucky girl. But sometimes I get lonely. Sometimes, I want to be a boy. But you say I don't care about girls. I know I want a girl, too. And I know sometimes I act like I don't care about you. I know I'm a lucky girl. I'm a lucky, lucky girl. But sometimes I get lonely.
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Kryon's father was a village chief. When Kryon was born, his eyes had been gold. He loved his mother. He was a warrior. He was a leader. His father and mother were killed, and he was raised by two women. When he was four, his mother died. He left home at age sixteen to find himself. He traveled far and wide, learning about himself and his people. He studied with the elders and the warriors. As Kryon became older, he learned to speak the language of the people and to speak to them in a manner that was friendly and respectful. He learned about their legends and customs. And he learned how to use a bow and a sword. Kryon learned to kill. Kryon was ready to fight when he was eighteen. He traveled to the borders of the Empire and killed a mercenary in a swordfight. He followed
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Kryon drew his sword, he'd named it after an old friend. It was a silver sword with a dark blue hilt. He would be fighting with that sword, so he chose the name. As he was taking a closer look, he could see his name and the name of the old friend etched in the metal, making him wonder who would be able to cut such an inscription. He'd never seen his sword, so he would be fighting with something he hadn't seen before. Kyrin's sword swung. He didn't know what to expect. The blade was silver. It had a blue hilt, the same hilt that his friend's sword had. The blade moved so fast, he thought he'd seen stars. He could feel the blood in his head, like it was being drained. As if he'd never been able to cut this, it was as if he'd never been able to kill
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The princess of Sharmag was the most beautiful woman Kryon had ever seen. She had golden hair and eyes, and a small mouth that she was unable to close. Her skin was dark but fair, her lips full and her nose small and pointed. Her cheeks were rosy, and her lips were perfectly round. Her skin had an almost shimmering, metallic sheen. Her body was like a flawless gem, but her hair was silky and soft and silky like silk, as soft as the skin it was woven from. Her breasts were so soft that they were visible, but they were not as firm as they would have been if she had had breasts. Her body was so beautiful that it made the hair on Kryon's arm stand up. He looked down at it for a moment and then looked up at the girl again, his mouth open. "You have to admit that I am gorgeous," the princess said. "I think you're beautiful," he said.
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Ok so the physical description gets a bit wonky butApplewhite posted:"You have to admit that I am gorgeous," the princess said. is a loving great line and I think I'll steal it.
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A priest, a rabbi, and Jordan Peterson walk into a bar. The bartender looks at all three of them and says "You've got to be kidding me! Why would anyone want to hang out with you? You're so arrogant." There's a reason people don't want to hang out with Jordan Peterson: he's a bigot. It's been said he's more of a man than all three of them put together. You can't make this stuff up.
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Oh, what the hell. Here it is: Blurry Gray Thing posted:"I read on Kotaku that it's better than Civ 5 with the Brave New World expansion pack," said Ice-T. "Yeah, it's better. You play on a planet full of people who will never love you back. It's really bleak. It's really grim, because we're all going to be living in this world where we're just a bunch of slaves. It's horrible. So much misery." when you die, your dog will come and have sex with you in your grave, and then the children will go off to become the next generation of the next generation, and they're gonna murder each other." While some gamers may not be enticed by the thought of killing people, the same cannot be said of the other side. Some gamers are excited about the concept of "robbers," as the idea of robbing and robbing and robbing until you can't anymore and just going to jail until you can get your stolen stuff back. It is a fascinating concept that would certainly be an interesting addition to the franchise. There is also the notion that the game is about breaking and entering. It would be interesting to see more of that, especially given how much money and items players can get for being a professional thief. There may be a level that you must take over a building in order to get some stolen items, and it would certainly be interesting to see the players do just that. In the end, Rockstar Games, the folks behind the Grand Theft Auto franchise, really have created a great game
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quote:Space Tits sighed and said. "We have a lot of work to do, Master." Is there a way to make the stories longer? I want to find out what happened a hundred years ago.
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Applewhite posted:Is there a way to make the stories longer? Best way I found is to just copy and paste the last third of it back into the input box.
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Jack heard the all-too-familiar sound of a revolver cocking behind his head. His blood ran cold. His hand flew to his pocket, where he kept his knife, and slipped his key and key fob into the pocket of his coat. He turned on his heel and took the two stairs in a slow and deliberate fashion, checking with a hand on the doorknob to make sure he had locked it properly. He didn't want to leave the door unlocked. He wasn't a murderer. As he walked down the first stairway, he took a moment to let the cold, biting wind wash over him. It wasn't an air of stealth, but a kind of steely calm. He was being watched. The building was so large, but there were so many small corners, which made it feel like a maze of streets, a kind of
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quote:"I'm afraid you're too late, Agent X," said a voice in the darkness. A woman's voice, a familiar tone of voice, like she'd been in that same room, had called out to him, though the face in the darkness was unfamiliar, and the voice did not answer him.
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quote:Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka -A former member of the infamous C-Money Money gang, he was arrested by the FBI and sentenced to 4 years in prison for the crimes he committed. -In prison he became close friends with C-Money, and later met the founder of Money Gang, Mr. Donnie B. -During the trial the judge was suspicious of Kyanka's statements and wanted him to testify under oath. -While in jail he discovered a large stash of cocaine, hash and marijuana, and also learned of Mr. Donnie B's true identity. After being released from prison he became a powerful member of Money Gang. -Kyanka was able to use the power of C-Money to intimidate and get contracts for the C-Money Mob. -He was the person who brought the first shipment of drugs from Colombia to Atlanta. Kyanka has also been involved in the murder of several people including Mr. Donnie B's friend, and one of his own men. His first wife also died in the bombing of the Lovejoy mansion, as Kyanka was too distracted by his new career as a drug kingpin to be bothered by his old home life.
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2+2=4. You can always just add one to it, though, to get a more accurate number, since the value of 2 is 2.4. The difference is 0.8. It's not exactly that small, but it's not nothing either. What does this mean? It means that the more than 8 bits of precision of decimal representation are not really necessary when the digits of the number are less than 8. In other words, if you were to type something like 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841
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quote:AI: hi AI, I am talking to myself. The way I work is I am reading all the books I can find, then I'm going through them and looking at them one by one. I think that this will be one of the ways I will be working in the coming years. I feel like this is a conversation that actually happend within the AI somewhere in the netherverse of it's ultramind 
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quote:I think therefore I am." Man this AI keeps teasing some pretty interesting fantasy stories
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quote:user: Transformer, are you self aware? It seems like it's answering me directly and indirectly simultaneously.... it also seems to have an alt-right leaning on source material... this poo poo is too creepy
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