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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

my cousin was shacking up with a guy who was about to go to boot camp and then "learn to fly drones and blow poo poo up"

shockingly he was a huge piece of poo poo that abused her and made her take care of his two year old son. also his teeth looked like an elephant graveyard and he complained that the beer I bought him would have cost him half the price in his lovely hometown in Oregon.

man gently caress that guy.

Elephants' Graveyard wiki page is a hotbed of drama

quote:

Don't elephants visit the sites where their fellows have died? —Preceding unsigned comment added by 75.73.70.113 (talk) 03:14, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Sure they do. Especially on May 23, which is All Saint's Day in the elephants calendar. They hold flower bouquets with their trunks and dress up neat for the occasion. A eulogy is delivered by the matriarch of the group, and they all trumpet a tune from the Babar Book of Brayers. It's a highly emotional time for pachyderms. 77.58.147.83 (talk) 15:00, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Goddamn wiki nerds

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Addamere posted:

i was in pain for like the past hours after a panic attack left my stomach in knots and then a kind cspam friend told me this one weird trick to stretch out my stomach muscles and make them stop spasming and now i can take a deep breath and fully relax again

thanks silj

is the technique called the Hot n Ready?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1193233445004234752?s=20

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

if you ask the marine corps, dude is practically a living saint



to people whose ideals and values are not our own, he represents the best of America

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

my cousin was shacking up with a guy who was about to go to boot camp and then "learn to fly drones and blow poo poo up"


no he won't you need a pilots license to do that, and you're not gunna be anywhere close to that for 5+ years if you're just going to bootcamp

cool av
Mar 2, 2013


It seems like those of us to the right cannot win against Soro's wealth.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


moderate dog lol

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Plinkey posted:

no he won't you need a pilots license to do that, and you're not gunna be anywhere close to that for 5+ years if you're just going to bootcamp

for all I know this dude is dead from any number of self inflicted maladies by now.

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Addamere posted:

if you ask the marine corps, dude is practically a living saint



to people whose ideals and values are not our own, he represents the best of America

A lot of people in my immediate friends circle and family thought that he'd be enough to reign in President Trump's worst impulses. For whatever reason, they just don't talk about him now.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Pmryt

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1193255411081764864?s=20

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Dammerung posted:

A lot of people in my immediate friends circle and family thought that he'd be enough to reign in President Trump's worst impulses. For whatever reason, they just don't talk about him now.


A Handed Missus posted:

moderate dog lol

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Pretty cool that Mattis gets a total pass on being a board member @ Theranos

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

RUDY GETTING WET

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what is theranos

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


haljordan posted:

Pretty cool that Mattis gets a total pass on being a board member @ Theranos

Mattis and Kelly are on the board of a company that profits off of the child rape camps now or something

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Siljmonster posted:

RUDY GETTING WET

maybe the whole thing was created just so they could whack off to midwest white MAGA teens?

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Addamere posted:

what is theranos

lmfao sit down my man and listen to a tale of pure grift

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

haljordan posted:

Pretty cool that Mattis gets a total pass on being a board member @ Theranos

The Bad Blood book even had the story how Mattis had a military doctor investigate the company and the doctor pretty told Mattis that based on his investigation Theranos was probably a complete scam.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/NumbersMuncher/status/1193242225733521408

joshhyphenman

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Addamere posted:

what is theranos

It's what you get when you mix tech bro with boomer grift

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."



I wonder why Josh is so keen on trying to interpret Representative Omar's tweets as negatively as possible.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

he should have called it the jebutantes ball

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Just a well endowed videogame loving its military. Nice!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



trum

slippery doc
Jan 17, 2006

kill the boy,
save the man

Seattle times comment section is getting reeeal salty about Sawant

wanna charge into the comments section like leroy jenkins shouting "ooookaaaay boooomer"

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

socialism is antisemitic

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Wow this guy is bad lol

https://twitter.com/NumbersMuncher/status/1193185976107110400?s=19

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

slippery doc posted:

Seattle times comment section is getting reeeal salty about Sawant

wanna charge into the comments section like leroy jenkins shouting "ooookaaaay boooomer"

NYC had similar crying comments "Socialism/Anti-job creation" after Amazon had a meltdown and cancelled their plan for HQ2 at Long Island city.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

etalian posted:

NYC had similar crying comments "Socialism/Anti-job creation" after Amazon had a meltdown and cancelled their plan for HQ2 at Long Island city.

oh right the one that was going to make thousands of people homeless in exchange for minimum wage jobs that cause people to literally drop dead in the middle of their shifts

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
jus' lettin' ya know
i can neitha' read nor write

so, i can't read them transcripts

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

etalian posted:

Socialism/Anti-job creation

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I hope Donald Trump has a crippling stroke

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


take all of their yachts, convert them to a peoples navy which will go around the world arresting the fleeing traitors by force if necessary, and seize all their international assets

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



tenderjerk posted:

Why not 96%-100%??

Oh, it will be once he has flushed out the traitorous vermin that dared to refuse allegiance, just you wait.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

spacemang_spliff posted:

he should have called it the jebutantes ball

:vince:

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Al! posted:

oh right the one that was going to make thousands of people homeless in exchange for minimum wage jobs that cause people to literally drop dead in the middle of their shifts

Also tech companies are known for using contract workers for their more menial tasks such as janitorial work since it cuts costs and you wouldn't want to give benefits to people without a STEM degree.

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