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Gene Okerlund: Hulk Hogan, excuse me. Excuse me. What in the world are you thinking? Hulk Hogan: Mean Gene, the first thing you gotta do is to tell these people to shut up if they want to hear what I've gotta say. I mean it. You know what, they'll be the ones to shut up first. Okerlund: Hulk, you don't have to tell them to shut up, but they do, now. Hulk Hogan: [Laughs] You're so mean, you know, Okerlund. Okerlund: Don't say nasty things about the wrestling business. It sucks. It's a terrible business. Bret Hart: Yeah, it's a pretty rough business. Okerlund: If you're a guy that is making more money than Bill Goldberg was during his six-year run, you're in a great situation. But in those early days, wrestling was rough and it was tough. Okerlund: It was rough and it was scary. Some wrestlers were
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Cactus Jack: "As Terry Funk took a broken bottle and began slicing and dicing Cactus Jack, the pain was so much that I’ll be honest with you Tommy. The pain was so much that I wanted to say I quit, Terry Funk, I give, I wave the flag, and I’m a coward – please don’t cut me anymore. Then I saw my saving grace. You see, Tommy, I looked out in that audience, my adoring crowd, and I saw two simple words that changed my life... ༼ʃ△͕◉༽." (The crowd went silent in awe.)
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# ? Oct 29, 2019 21:31 |
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quote:Jake "The Snake" Roberts: You don't want to play cards with me. I cheat. I cheat. You want to play 21? I got 22. You want to play blackjack? I got two of those too. You want to play aces and eights? I got too many of those too. I have a few piles of card and dice too. You want to play cards and make money? I got it in me. You want to play poker? You got the same. You want to play games, or to be part of a good bunch of people, you gotta buy me some of those too. A good group of people, you can play one of those, and I'll pay it to you, and I'm gonna pay it to the game you're playing. You want to play games, but you don't want to get a cut of the action? I don't care. If that guy pays, I'm buying the game, and if the game's a poo poo game, I'm going to buy the loving game from that guy. If they don't want them, I'll just buy it. I pay for
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quote:Kallisto: Hey, like I said, I’m here, to stay. Make, make a make a uh uh a good, good lucha, lucha … thing. GOD drat, WOO!
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"Show me the numbers, Dave Meltzer" demanded Jim Cornette. So Dave Meltzer did. "Who said anything about numbers?" complained Jim Cornette. And they did. And Jim Cornette did. It's the truth. No wonder Jim called in early with what he said would be "the most explosive debate in wrestling." And there was none. "This is bullshit," Jim said. No one questioned this: Jim and Dave have each other to play with. (Jim mentions this during the "Who said anything about numbers?" segment, where this exchange takes place.) At this point in the show, Jim says the first number he wants you to look at when you watch the match is what Jim calls a "theoretical wall"; meaning, he could be standing there for all I care and still have him beat in a hypothetical match. "What's the theory?" asked Meltzer. Dave pointed to the ring; "If this is real, it's called a theory, not a wall," said Jim. ___________________ "THAT'S THE THEORETICAL WALL UP THERE BROTHER!" screamed Hulk Hogan, pointing across the length of the island from the ring. "HEY THEORETICAL WALL, YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!" shouted Shawn Michaels. "YEAH, GET SOME AND I'LL BRING SOME TO YOU!" Hogan and Michaels went to their respective corner and Hogan was now speaking to the crowd. Hogan did his best Michael Jackson impression as he sang: "You've seen the old days/The last true time of the '90s/Oh look at me go, oh look at me go/You'll see, I've come to the end" . He got the audience going as he came to on the top rope as he sang: "Hey! Hey! Hello! Hello!" Hogan sang as he came to on the top rope: "Hey! Hey! Good night to y'all, good night to y'all/So you're my brother's girl, you're my sister's sister/You're my step
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Codependent Poster posted:The "This Is Your Life" epic involving Mick Foley, The Rock and a colourful cast of characters said to be from Rock's past remains one of the most beloved skits in WWE history. Foley's natural charm and The Rock's razor-sharp wit helped the film to become a huge hit.
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quote:Paul Heyman proclaimed that his people had invented litigation. They had perfected litigation. Paul Heyman in this moment reinforced one thousand years of antisemetic stereotyping. He followed this up by drowning a baby. And then he followed that up by drowning a cat. And then he followed that one up by drowning a man. quote:"Aww poo poo. Looks like the gang is gettin back together" said Stone Cold Steve Austin. New mission impossible is lit. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Nov 2, 2019 |
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quote:The wrestling powers were at ill ease. Change was on the wind.
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quote:Vince knew how to negotiate in moments like this. You had to let the Saudi princes know that even if they executed every single wrestler trapped in their country that Vince wouldn't have any trouble sleeping at night. He opened the skype call and per-emptively slit Shane McMahon's throat. He would not be held accountable for the killing if Shane did not, in fact, kill him to begin with. His final words were a little bit different than they would have been the day before: "The only way out is to kill yourself." quote:"CUT THE FEED" Vince shouted in anger. "THOSE FUCKS OWE ME SIX HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS, I SET UP A WHOLE FUCKIN FOOTBALL LEAGUE LOOKING AFTER THAT MONEY" Vince screamed to no one in particular, "I WANT EVERYONE ON THE LEAGUE SO THAT I CAN MAKE A KILL IN THE PAST AND LOOK AT THEM LIKE I JUST GARDA TURRETS AT SOMEONE AND SAY "THIS IS GONNA GET BIGGER AND BETTER AND I WANT YOU TO BE PART OF IT" JUST LET ME HAVE A FEW MILLIONTH DOLLARS! IF YOU DONT YOU WILL MAKE ME SICK OF YOU!" "WHAT HAPPENS IF I DON'T PAY YOU IN TIME" Vince growled, "I WILL SUE THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE AND I WILL GET YOUR JOB! I WILL NEVER GIVE YOU BACK THAT MONEY!" "STOP YOU BITCH!! I WILL SHOW YOU THAT YOU RAPED MY rear end!!! EVERY reignofevil fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Nov 3, 2019 |
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I couldn't decide which of these was the best, so have them all.quote:Cody chuckled softly to himself as he saw WWE, Inc.'s stock price fall minute by minute, first by 1%, then by 2%, then 5%, then 10%. "Time to celebrate with a little bit of the bubbly." He shook his head, feeling a little bit sorry for Vince. "What about you, Vince?" quote:Cody chuckled softly to himself as he saw WWE, Inc.'s stock price fall minute by minute, first by 1%, then by 2%, then 5%, then 10%. "Time to celebrate with a little bit of the bubbly." quote:Cody chuckled softly to himself as he saw WWE, Inc.'s stock price fall minute by minute, first by 1%, then by 2%, then 5%, then 10%. "Time to celebrate with a little bit of the bubbly."
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I hosed up badly on this one, I apologize guys. Mel's PMs to me gave me a very different perception of his situation to what he ended up posting but that is it. I was pretty upset and told Mel he needs to focus more on the girls and less he focused on the porn, I felt like this would be the only way I could keep my integrity in this community as I had promised, because I know what these girls are like. I also told Mel that I was going to start writing a blog again, which I have done to put myself out there again. I never expected him to reply quickly enough, but I never expected him to say "gently caress you" in one of our PMs, it was crazy. I mean, I said I'm a whore not a sinner anymore and I want all the porn back and to stop using the N word. How the gently caress am I going to get rid of all these people who are still on my computer? The funny thing was, he gave me permission to repost his email from our last chat to say that I was wrong to use the N word on
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Hulk Hogan: I mean, I’d rather if she was going to gently caress some n---er, I’d rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall man or a black woman. It seems that way, it seems that way. A.J. Styles: I was talking to Hulk and he said, Hulk Hogan: I would like you to loving kill yourself. A.J. Styles: I can handle that. Hulk Hogan: I didn't mean it that way. I meant it. But yeah, it's a different world now. A.J. Styles: It is. All of a sudden, I don't have to think about my dick and think about how much I have. It's okay now. I mean, it still feels that way, but it's a different world in there. WWE.com: Hulk and his son are very active on social media; on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram. How much do you think it's influenced your social media presence in general this year? A.J.
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Hopkins FBI posted:Hulk Hogan: I mean, I’d rather if she was going to gently caress some n---er, I’d rather have her marry an 8-foot-tall man or a black woman. It seems that way, it seems that way. This one is incredible
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quote:The WWE Stink. Chris Jericho for clearing out The WWE Stink. Chris Jericho for blowing my minds for a week or two. Chris Jericho for giving the WWE Stink a name. Chris Jericho for giving the WWE Stink a sense of purpose. Chris Jericho for a long time I was in disbelief that he was The World's Greatest Athlete. quote:The New Day ate some pancakes in the studio. It was the first time they were eating together. They were so happy to be back! reignofevil fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Nov 4, 2019 |
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Hulk Hogan announced today that he will be starring in "Thunder in Paradise: The Movie". The film will feature footage of Vince McMahon himself. There will be no nudity, "for reasons that I feel must be kept secret" according to the Hulkster. The movie will also feature an all-new Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan's spokesperson responded to the news of the movie over email with an image of the actual Hulkster and some text saying "For reasons that must be kept secret". It's unclear whether Hulk Hogan's involvement with the movie will be voluntary or whether he will be part of the production. Hulk Hogan is also involved in the production of a new WWE product which we're expecting to see in the "future". According to a press release from Viacom, McMahon will not be the primary director of the film. It's just as well because this is likely to be a sequel to his controversial, "We're sick of Hulk Hogan" documentary, so the chances are good that McMahon will not star. "After his appearance on 'Macho Man Randy Savage' on Monday Night Raw, Hulk Hogan announced today that he
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quote:Randy Savage ate my balls off. It was great."
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After being away from the WWE for years due to racist comments, Hulk Hogan was backstage with the entire WWE roster. He told them "that's all in the past" and made a huge statement about being gay. He had the entire WWE Universe talking! Then he left on the tarmac a few seconds after. He was a great champion and an all time great WWE Superstar. Sadly, his death on September 28th left not only a hole in our sports world, but a void in the world of entertainment. If Hogan would take him's advice and stay away from the limelight, he certainly wouldn't have missed a day of wrestling. He would have been in character one last time before he passed away. What a great guy! Hulk Hogan died on September 28, 2014!
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quote:Hangman Page and his dead PPV horse would wreck NXT in the ratings. Do not tell lies. I don't like those guys. They were bad as a company when they were the heel version of good guys. A good guy would come in and beat that up hard and win. A bad guy wouldn't even try. There is no way I could watch them ever again. But this company will never again see those three guys in any position of power. I love these guys. I think they are awesome performers. They give the company so much.
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quote:Orange Cassidy pulled out his buck knife. Only he wouldn't be hunting bucks. He was hunting men. He wasn't going to be killed by any other hunting party. If it came to violence, Cassidy could only hope he was the last. Cassidy didn't want to be remembered more for those he had killed than for the ones he had saved. He had saved two men from the same violent death in his life. And it had taken him long enough.
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quote:Most people don't realize that they say fight fire with fire in Mexico here are some other phrases that people don't realize they use in Mexico that they will come across here. If they don't know, take a look at your speech and get an earful of it. quote:Phrases to never say in wrestling: reignofevil fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Nov 5, 2019 |
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quote:After Fightful Select got in touch with Seth Rollins today about the WWE Raw talent meeting, several other members of the WWE Raw roster have spoken to us about the meeting.
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Seth Rollins sucks. That's how I feel. He is my all-time favorite performer and I'm disappointed to say that I won't be able to make it up to him for his awesome work. I don't like the way he treats the women that he works with. They are not people, they are sex objects. This is a man that would have the WWE Network play "Fifty Shades of Grey" as a commercial. He calls the women who he works with "girls," "ladies," "women," "bitches," "sluts," "whores," and more. He's a disgusting human being who doesn't care about the women that he is working with. I was with him at WWE's New York City Press Day and he didn't even try to hide his disgust. This was a man that would have his daughter give a man a massage. This is the same man who would have his daughter give him a hug. The man who will tell anyone that he's not gay that he doesn't really have feelings
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quote:WWE's favorite band is Limp Bizkit. AEW's favorite band, however, is The Beatles. AEW claims The Beatles to be their favorite band. AEW doesn't claim that the Beatles are their favorite band, however. They claim that The Beatles is their favorite band.
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quote:GRAND GALAXICITATE: 'Sting, you have been chosen for the great space war. The grand galaxicitate has spoken.' reignofevil fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Nov 6, 2019 |
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Brb gonna time travel just so WCW will film that.
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quote:LEX LUGER HAS AN ACTUAL LUGER AHHHHH! I don't endorse this one but as a journalist I'm duty bound to report it quote:Dave Meltzer made a retraction. He retracted his second prehensile head which he would use to pierce through the skulls of his hapless victims. His acidic blood broiled his victims. The only thing he did not do was eat them. Instead, he left them in a pile of ashes, so his own remains could be eaten. quote:Chris Jericho and Don Jr. Play poker every Wednesday. 'Royal flush' said Jericho reignofevil fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Nov 6, 2019 |
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quote:Chris Jericho lounged in the bathtub with the bubbly. His seven step plan to corner the market in Pro Wrestling had come to fruition and he was well on his way to step 4.
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Backstage, AJ Styles cuts a promo on Sting. Which due to his accent, sounds like "Stink" AJ Styles: I was wronk, I was wronk about YOU, Stink! I would say, "Stink! Stink! Stink!" Sting: AJ. You wanna know something, I had a little problem with you a long time ago and a short time ago. But now I've gotten a better handle on it. I'm not really interested in wrestling you again. AJ Styles: That's good news! (Laughs) I didn't think it was going to be that easy. AJ Styles takes out Sting with a spinebuster and puts on Sting's jacket AJ Styles: I just wanna say thank you to Sting. Thanks for the career you've had. You're definitely one of the most talented guys I ever wrestled. Sting: Yeah, I appreciate the respect.
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Angry_Ed posted:Sting: AJ. You wanna know something, I had a little problem with you a long time ago and a short time ago. But now I've gotten a better handle on it. I'm not really interested in wrestling you again. MATURE SOL-UTIONS *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* Bard Maddox posted:Chris Jericho picked up the mic and asked: "I got a question. Who threw a weiner in the ring?" It was an old question: "Who threw a weiner in the ring" I did some research and found it was a wrestler named Rhett "The Brain" Spivey who had just been kicked off the WWF for using cocaine during a match called "The Show of the Year" in 1985 (Rhett was probably the first weiner to be thrown out of WWF, and possibly the most infamous). The other wrestlers mentioned were "the Brainless". The Brainless was a masked wrestler from the ECW days who worked as a heel and could hold a weiner like he was throwing it in. The Brainless wasn't the only one. There were several matches involving wrestlers throwing weiners on camera which resulted in a whole new genre of weiners being created: " The Nasty Weiners." The "Nasty Weiners" are a series of weiner matches that occurred in the mid-90s when WWE had an extra match on the main program. The matches feature one villain holding a wrestling weapon in one hand and a Edit- also I'm not necessarily doing it right this second but I'm dropping a footnote in here to say I am 100% gonna depict 'The Nasty Weiners' matches in visual format. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 12:00 on Nov 9, 2019 |
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extradite THIS! posted:Kenny Omega opened the door to Ibushi Pro Wrestling Research Institute, likely for the last time. He knew that this was his final chance to convince his best friend and the love of his life to come to the USA and join him in AEW.
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# ? Nov 9, 2019 14:15 |
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quote:Hulk Hogan zoomed in with his telescopic vision and saw The Wall heiling right at him, five miles away, fifteen stories up. "That's The Wall, brother! Hey Wall!" quote:Hulk Hogan zoomed in with his telescopic vision and saw The Wall heiling right at him, five miles away, fifteen stories up. "That's The Wall, brother! Hey Wall! Wall!" He flew out of the ring, then slammed through The Wall at a run. holy poo poo
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quote:Baron Corbin was transfixed by the cgi yelping pitbull on the screen before him. The dog yelped and yelped. Baron Corbin had never been so pleased. The gigantic pitbull head was so close to his face it was almost touching his hair. The pitbull had a look of intense delight on its face as it kept yelping and yelping. The pitbull was obviously enjoying this, the dogs' master was so happy, and Corbin was so excited, that he didn't notice when he walked through the kitchen to take a drink of water. Corbin then noticed his hand resting on the table. Corbin's wife, Joanna Corbin, had been sitting behind Corbin. Corbin felt a chill and turned around to find that Joanna Corbin was there and staring at him. Corbin turned back around. Joanna Corbin was staring at him. The dog yelped and yelped. Corbin quickly turned back around. Corbin
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Vince McMahon is a fascist demagogue who has the best interests of the company at heart. He is a fraud. He is a murderer, rapist and thief. He has ruined countless lives, and he does it with the help of the majority of the WWE audience, who watch him, pay him and cheer for him. The most recent example was his recent attempt to ruin Daniel Bryan's life and career. Daniel Bryan was a phenomenal wrestler and a popular star in the WWE, yet he is also a man who loves himself and is a role model for other wrestlers, both past and present. If you are not familiar with what Daniel Bryan stands for, please read my article about Daniel Bryan. The following is a direct quote from that article. "I can't stand the way Daniel Bryan treats his fans and how he constantly tries to make them look stupid. I can't stand how he puts women in danger and how he acts like he knows more about professional wrestling e: AJ Styles is a homophobe, but the truth is he's also a bigot. There's not much else you can say about this guy except that he's a racist. That's what happens when you're a wrestler who's been wrestling for his entire adult life. You're exposed to all kinds of weird people, and people who hate people are part of that weirdness. You'll also learn how to be a racist and a homophobe just by watching AJ Styles. 1. The "B" word is in AJ Styles's WWE bio. The word "bitch" is in AJ Styles's WWE bio. It's in the "About" section under the "About The Wrestler" section. The bio reads: In his pursuit of excellence, AJ Styles has overcome personal adversity and grown into one of the world's top professional wrestlers. His drive, work ethic, and desire to win has propelled Styles to the top of the Venomous fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Nov 9, 2019 |
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Vader unmasked, and then did an interview saying that he was nothing but a fat piece of poo poo who had just gotten his butt whipped. I'll let you figure out what "loving fat piece of poo poo" means. This year, at the Golden Globes, I did an interview and a commercial where I talked about how much I love my wife and all the amazing things she does for me, and also talked about how much I love my wife and that she was the best mother in the world. I was a little nervous because there was a line in the commercial where I talked about her being a mother first, and then the line was cut off and people on Twitter were like, "I thought that was your commercial?" And I was like, "No, it was just that line." I mean, what the gently caress did I just do? I made a commercial about her being a mother. My favorite moment
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quote:"Here comes the piss!" shouted Paul Heyman. "Worst. Man. Ever." The crowd went wild with cheers as the Undertaker appeared, a small crowd in the front and a larger, more attentive one in the back. He held his belt, a bright yellowish tassel around his waist. The crowd went wild again, the lights were turned up and it was time to hear what would be the best match on the card. "Here it is," said Paul Heyman. The Undertaker looked down at his belt and looked up at the arena. The crowd went nuts as the crowd roared like never before. As the lights went up and the audience went wild, the lights came down, the lights came up again, the crowd went wild. The lights came down and the Undertaker appeared in the ring, and the crowd went
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and now, every WWE Champion in order: 1. Buddy Rogers 2. Bruno Sammartino 3. Ivan Koloff 4. Riki Choshu 5. The Million Dollar Man 6. Jimmy Snuka 7. Andre the Giant 8. Harley Race 9. Hulk Hogan 10. The Big Show 11. Hulk Hogan 12. Ric Flair 13. Randy Savage 14. Hulk Hogan 15. Hulk Hogan 16. Ric Flair 17. Andre the Giant 18. The Rock 19. Hulk Hogan 20. Shawn Michaels 21. Randy Savage 22. Hulk Hogan 23. Hulk Hogan 24. Ric Flair 25. Andre the Giant 26. Bret Hart 27. Ric Flair 28. Hulk Hogan 29. Andre the Giant 30. Hulk Hogan 31. The Rock 32. Hulk Hogan e: but hey, if you don't like the WWE, here's every GHC champ in NOAH's history: 1. Mitsuharu Misawa 2. Jun Akiyama 3. Yoshinari Ogawa 4. Toshiaki Kawada 5. Kenta Kobashi 6. Kenjiro Norimoto 7. Hironobu Sakaguchi 8. Kazuhisa Sakurai 9. Masanori Murakami 10. Naoya Ogawa 11. Takashi Sugiura 12. Masakatsu Sakurai 13. Tomokazu Takahashi 14. Toshiaki Sato 15. Masanori Ohara 16. Seiichiro Hoshi 17. Hiroyoshi Tenzan 18. Kazuya Yoshino 19. Kengo Kawada 20. Hideki Hosaka 21. Hiroshi Tanahashi 22. Masashi Tanaka 23. Daisuke Inoue Venomous fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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Here are the top 10 most heinous crimes committed by Vince McMahon. 10. The murder of Vince McMahon. Vince McMahon was stabbed over 200 times. The victim was beaten to death with a golf club and thrown into the trunk of a car. 9. The murder of Mr. McMahon's mother and his sister. The two women, in their 80s, were stabbed numerous times. The motive was never explained. 8. The murder of Vince McMahon's girlfriend, Linda McMahon. A knife was found in Linda's home. The weapon was used by Linda's nephew. 7. The murder of Linda McMahon's nephew, Michael. Vince McMahon and his bodyguard, Jerry Jarrett, were accused of murdering Michael. Jarrett was convicted and sentenced to 15 years in prison. 6. The murder of Vince McMahon's son, Paul
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Hopkins FBI posted:6. The murder of Vince McMahon's son, Paul Buried Alive.
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quote:Jon Moxley crawled through broken glass to keep hurting Kenny Omega. He crawled through explosions. He crawled through thunder storms. He crawled through iced-over parking lots. He crawled through the cold, the darkness. He crawled to a point where it hurt to move.
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quote:Didn't John Morrison buy those as a gift for Melina once only he wanted it to be a surprise so he snuck in and measured her feet at night but also he hosed up and got her giant oversized toe shoes instead and then got confused because she kept thinking his,"I got you something personal and special!" hints were about jewellery? She didn't even notice she was getting shoe sized again until she was wearing her new shoes and didn't recognize her toes or her feet.
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