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Knormal posted:Nah, I'm pretty sure JFK did in fact kill himself. 
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Knormal posted:Nah, I'm pretty sure JFK did in fact kill himself. With a little help from the Red Dwarf crew, of course.
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The hell? I've never rented a place where I wasn't able to control the heat/air. Is that common in the UK? Even in large apartment complexes in Chicago where everything was included we had our own thermostats in the units.
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Solice Kirsk posted:The hell? I've never rented a place where I wasn't able to control the heat/air. Is that common in the UK? Even in large apartment complexes in Chicago where everything was included we had our own thermostats in the units. In many European rental apartments there are little devices on each radiator that sense if the radiator is on or not. 50% of the heating cost is determined by the apartment size and 50% by the measurements. If you heat a lot, you pay more. The landlords controlling the heating would be nightmarish.
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Yeah that thing will pop right off. Enjoy being evicted
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Yeah that thing will pop right off. Too obvious. Just slide a paperclip or something in there to turn the knob without affecting the cover.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Too obvious. Just slide a paperclip or something in there to turn the knob without affecting the cover. One of the replies has a lockpicking tutorial video. God bless the internet.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I noticed it's a Nest thermostat. Would the landlard be able to have all the thermostats slaved into an app that would show if people were messing with them? Use a peltier cooler to trick the thermostat into thinking the room is cooler than it is.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I noticed it's a Nest thermostat. Would the landlard be able to have all the thermostats slaved into an app that would show if people were messing with them?
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I noticed it's a Nest thermostat. Would the landlard be able to have all the thermostats slaved into an app that would show if people were messing with them? Yes, though it might be complicated to tell if a tenant messed with something or if the thermostat itself did it. At least on my Nest, I can lock it out with a PIN, which seems like a better solution than screwing some plastic into the drywall.
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Azathoth posted:The black box would reveal that, at the time of the crash, Mittens was seated in the first officer's chair. No one else was present in the cockpit at the time of impact. Obviously, the cat’s name would be Toonces. 
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theflyingorc posted:Why not just...charge your renters for the electricity bill? If you read through and got the whole story you'd find that his rent included "reasonable utilities". He could go and get an electric heater and plug it in but then the landlord may just kick him out when the lease is up. All in all, landlords suck.
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Croatoan posted:If you read through and got the whole story you'd find that his rent included "reasonable utilities". He could go and get an electric heater and plug it in but then the landlord may just kick him out when the lease is up. All in all, landlords suck. Vague lease terms are bullshit. I understand if someone is running a loving Bitcoin mine and using gigawatts of power, but yeah just don't include utilities and let them set it to whatever the gently caress they want
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We're honest, simple people who would never dream of selling cocaine for pure and easy profit. No, you can't see what's inside this bulging duffel bag.
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You Can Finally Spend The Night In A Hotel Shaped Like An Anus My mind automatically filled in the voice for a Professor Farnsworth useful new invention announcement
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