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Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Seth freaking out and breaking down his apartments gate is one of those classic Seth stories where I can't tell if it actually happened or he's doing a bit.

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flesh dance
May 6, 2009



Same except it's every time he talks about refusing to eat anything that gives food flavor

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
iTunes just pushed an update which set every podcast to limit stored episodes to 3.

Anyone know where I can get access to eps 433 through 531? I was too slow to save those ones.

Jerry Seinfeld
Mar 30, 2009

Krazyface posted:

iTunes just pushed an update which set every podcast to limit stored episodes to 3.

Anyone know where I can get access to eps 433 through 531? I was too slow to save those ones.

https://www.patreon.com/UHHYEAHDUDE

literally a dollar

Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

Krazyface posted:

iTunes just pushed an update which set every podcast to limit stored episodes to 3.

Anyone know where I can get access to eps 433 through 531? I was too slow to save those ones.
From my limited googling, it looks like the update switched all users to a default and you can turn it back. I think. I haven't touched mac since the ipod shuffle.

I would advise backing up mp3s for every single UYD episode if you can! its a treat! One thing I like to do is point my GTA custom radio station at my UYD archive.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Anyone know which ep is the one where Seth finds out he's not Italian?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Beastie posted:

Anyone know which ep is the one where Seth finds out he's not Italian?

500, 34 minutes in ("I hate to break this to you: I could've told you that.")

501 he reveals his Neanderthal DNA

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
After all that poo poo he talked about british/irish people as well. A great moment.

I was just thinking back. Do you remember that double plane crash story (I know we discussed it in this thread). That was my most guilty laugh. I still feel bad about that.

Any other stories that come close?

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R26QD-wfU60

I have the inability to do this

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
gently caress

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry

Jippa posted:

After all that poo poo he talked about british/irish people as well. A great moment.

I was just thinking back. Do you remember that double plane crash story (I know we discussed it in this thread). That was my most guilty laugh. I still feel bad about that.

Any other stories that come close?

2006 episode where Seth does a who's momming harder. The scenarios: A woman that ran away with her kids, lived as a man, so her children thought she was their dad, and had a girlfriend

versus

A mom that found out her son was being raped by a neighbor, after confronting the neighbor she accepts $500 to allow the neighbor continue raping the child.

Jonathan asking Seth how could he put those against each other and expect him to maybe choose the woman living as a man one. lol

H2SO4
Sep 11, 2001

put your money in a log cabin


Buglord

Biodome posted:

2006 episode where Seth does a who's momming harder. The scenarios: A woman that ran away with her kids, lived as a man, so her children thought she was their dad, and had a girlfriend

versus

A mom that found out her son was being raped by a neighbor, after confronting the neighbor she accepts $500 to allow the neighbor continue raping the child.

Jonathan asking Seth how could he put those against each other and expect him to maybe choose the woman living as a man one. lol

oh my god I forgot about who's momming harder

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

junction!

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be

That kid's just gone, man. And it's my fault.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Episode 9, seth brags about them beating "catholic rockers" in the itunes charts.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Half of Dracula posted:

That kid's just gone, man. And it's my fault.

they were probably just bros. no bigs

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Half of Dracula posted:

That kid's just gone, man. And it's my fault.

YOU LIKE FRIES, DON'T YOU

Jippa posted:

Episode 9, seth brags about them beating "catholic rockers" in the itunes charts.

It's crazy how much podcasting has changed since they started; I started listening 3 years in but even then they were in the mix in the iTunes charts. Now the top 40 comedy podcasts is like 75% famous people who got into it on a whim/when they heard about that sweet Casper Mattress money.

mweber
Dec 24, 2003
“You know what the sexiest thing about a man is?”
“His pussy-mouth?”
“Ok, you know what the second sexiest thing about a man is?”
“His dainty bitch hands?”

MechaSeinfeld
Jan 2, 2008


Half of Dracula posted:

That kid's just gone, man. And it's my fault.

that’s by far the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

Boatswain
May 29, 2012

Biodome posted:

2006 episode where Seth does a who's momming harder. The scenarios: A woman that ran away with her kids, lived as a man, so her children thought she was their dad, and had a girlfriend

versus

A mom that found out her son was being raped by a neighbor, after confronting the neighbor she accepts $500 to allow the neighbor continue raping the child.

Jonathan asking Seth how could he put those against each other and expect him to maybe choose the woman living as a man one. lol

Ah which ep. is this?

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Intended to skip it but gave 600 another listen when I came up to it and it was just as fun/frustrating as the first time.

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

MechaSeinfeld posted:

that’s by far the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

yeah. I think I pull up the youtube video of it every 6 months or so

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Please post the youtubes of your bits

Jerry Seinfeld
Mar 30, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UoR1dUm9dE

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I've often thought about what one UYD clip I would show someone if I wanted to get them into the show and I think it's one of these two:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EihFTpui1KE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzaHLVDVVcE

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

C-Euro posted:

I've often thought about what one UYD clip I would show someone if I wanted to get them into the show and I think it's one of these two:

I actually made this video to sell my friends on the show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4WeSTHZtU8

flesh dance
May 6, 2009



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1tFpsbUdS4

it's Predator Nation

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

C-Euro posted:

I've often thought about what one UYD clip I would show someone if I wanted to get them into the show and I think it's one of these two:
Not necessarily the two funniest but if somebody needs an introduction to who these two guys are my picks are Seth's Wife and Jah the Prophet

Boatswain
May 29, 2012
Just listened to Jah say he loves interracial porn as long as the black dudes don't talk because he gets intimidated when they do.

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.
One black kid in four is born with down syndrome. -Jah

pooch516
Mar 10, 2010

Odddzy posted:

One black kid in four is born with down syndrome. -Jah

It's really sad.

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


But yet your answer was So Off

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUtaZCZxnrs

The way Seth bangs out the answers in the second half is funny as hell too

zenguitarman fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Nov 10, 2019

Jerry Seinfeld
Mar 30, 2009

Boatswain posted:

Just listened to Jah say he loves interracial porn as long as the black dudes don't talk because he gets intimidated when they do.

lmfao

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Not necessarily the two funniest but if somebody needs an introduction to who these two guys are my picks are Seth's Wife and Jah the Prophet

These stories are for sure amazing but for me, a big part of UYD has always been about how these two lunatics interact with each other as well as with the weird bits of the regular world that they come into contact with- your Ask Amys, your Craigslist ads, your random scientific studies etc. For me it's more than just the boys swapping life stories, it's how their unique life experiences bounce off of both each other and the rest of the world.

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


I haven't actually listened to the episode in so many years but I can still clearly hear Seth's reaction to Jonathan loving up an audition by saying he won't shave his beard because he's a muslim then immediately admitting he isn't.

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


lol goddamn is that an early one because I don't remember that

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


It may be pre-100, I think it was even an audition his dad had pulled some strings to get him into.

EDIT: It's episode 42. 'What's your look? I just want to take out a pair of scissors and trim your beard'. 'That wouldn't be cool with me, I'm Muslim.'

Boatswain
May 29, 2012
Anyone remember which episode ends by Jah talking about how he sometimes think Starbuck baristas are secret aliens & how hosed up it is that nobody can tell that they are aliens?

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
I was listening to these old clips and I'd forgotten that Jonathan has got divorced during the run of the show.

a pipe smoking dog fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Nov 12, 2019

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mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Like, twice? Right?

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