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quote:The year is 2258. The name of the place is: Cemeteries of the Confederacy.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 08:39 |
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quote:INT. Jen's Sex Dungeon - Night
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 08:42 |
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quote:INT. Jen's Sex Dungeon - Night
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quote:I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars movies. I'm tired of the prequels and I'm tired of the original trilogy. It's not fun. I know it looks cool but I'd rather see the original Star Wars movies. It's the only Star Wars that's relevant and fun. I feel like my time on this planet is over. We just don't have any more Star Wars movies. I just don't like the sound of them."
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 08:59 |
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quote:There is a problem, but you don't want to hear it. Let me tell you what the problem is. The problem is that your rear end is mad hosed up. You're a man. A man's loving problem is that he needs to have a girl that wants to gently caress him in every hole that he has. He needs a woman that is a perfect gently caress, a woman that has no limits. No limits. No limits. No limits. No limits. No limits. No limits. No limits. No limits. No limits. No limits. You don't know any of that? I'm not loving kidding.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:02 |
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quote:Synopsis of lost Spongebob episode "The Death of Spongebob":
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:02 |
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quote:Jen: OMG LOL So what happened last night? Applewhite fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Nov 10, 2019 |
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quote:The society of putting things on top of other things. They were the first to make things that didn't actually have to be put anywhere. And they were very smart people, so that was very smart."
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:11 |
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quote:Zelda Game Cartridge malfunction where Link has blood on his face and the music is distorted.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:12 |
AI is here to helpAI posted:You want a list of how to unfuck your sorry excuse for a life? Where do I start? Number 1: Learn to take a joke. And yes, it might be hard for you right now. But if you were serious about getting your poo poo together, you'd have figured that out already. Number 2: Quit your job. Just because you know you can't afford to live on your own doesn't mean you need to work for someone else to do it. And if you can't afford to be a full-time mom, well, that's okay too. We all have other stuff we want to do.
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epstein didn't kill himself And he is still alive A former president's killer is still alive - and his brother says that may explain why the world's most powerful man is not doing more to help find him. 'I think there are a couple of reasons, one is there's been a lot of press that has come out of this, and so I think people are wondering what's really going on,' said Donald Trump, who says he has tried to reach Paul Epstein but has been unsuccessful. 'Also, the fact that he's living, he's probably a good guy. 'He probably did the things he's accused of, but I don't know. I don't think he would be a very good president,' Trump added. Epstein, 65
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:20 |
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quote:Unleash the psychic potential of your mind. This is where the magic comes from. I am the Master of Psykos. If I can use my powers to give someone power, I can use that power to help them. I can use my power to help the weaker. And I can help the stronger."
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:21 |
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I sharted, and my eyes darted from the red hot eyes that stared at me from the face of the figure on the floor to the one in my own room. I opened my eyes. "What the…" I heard myself say. I closed my eyes again. I tried to remember, but what came out was a half-remembered dream. There was an odd smell. I couldn't describe it, but it smelled like blood. Then, I couldn't remember anything else. I woke up again. My mind was whirring. It wasn't a good thing. I remembered being attacked, and I had no idea how long it had been. I started to panic. "Whoa…whoa, hold on there! I was dreaming!"
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:23 |
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President Obama is under fire for remarks in an interview in which he said that the best way to kill yourself is to hang yourself, rather than kill someone else. The interview with the New Yorker magazine came to light after he appeared to suggest he had never seen a movie with a suicide scene. 'If you're a young person and you say, "I'm not going to commit suicide," the response that's likely to be given to you is, "Well, how do you know if you're going to die? You're still going to go to college." And then the next thing that you know, you have a gun in your hand, you're walking down the street and someone says, "You're the next one to do it," and your response is, "
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:23 |
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Omar coming off the bench as a substitute.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:24 |
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9/11 was confirmed to have been orchestrated by George Bush senior and his associates as a cover up operation. The FBI found a "pattern of suspicious activity" indicating a "criminal conspiracy." On September 11, 2001, it was announced by George W. Bush that a "new Pearl Harbor" was being planned to be committed on a "vast scale" by an enemy nation against America. As the President made the announcement, he stated that this "new Pearl Harbor" was to be executed in the name of "fighting terrorism." At that time, it was not believed that there was any terrorist threat against America. It was the government's belief that the war in Afghanistan and Iraq was a fight against terrorism. The US and British governments claimed that they had intelligence that Islamic terrorists were planning to attack America and their allies. The "New Pearl Harbor"
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:28 |
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quote:All treasure chest locations and how to open them:
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:30 |
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quote:When Skye is on the airship, you can access her hidden dialogue options by going through the hidden menu by using the spacebar, then select the dialog option "Help" and then "Unlock".
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:37 |
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quote:When Skye is on the airship, you can access her hidden dialogue options by talking to her.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:38 |
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quote:When Skye is on the airship, you can access her hidden dialogue options via the hotkey C. (Alt) and you can even ask her to use a sex toy on you. (Alt + C)
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:39 |
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DUNGEON MASTER: You swing your sword wildly. You are the most amazing swordswoman in the world, and your opponents are not only too stupid to even realize they are being sword-fought with a sword, but now are completely unarmed as well! FIGHTER: *throws an entire block of cinder blocks* DRUID: Oh no. FIGHTER: (This is a good sword) DRUID: It's not a sword! DRUID: You throw this into the fire. FIGHTER: *The fire catches the blocks in the flames and smolders them into ashes* FIGHTER: You're a terrible sword
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:43 |
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quote:Sakura is the easiest character to seduce, but if you don't have enough love points for her, you can try the other girls, but you will not be able to get her to fall in love with you.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 09:44 |
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Applewhite posted:The year is 2258. The name of the place is: Cemeteries of the Confederacy. can i help fill the cemetary of the confederacy
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 10:31 |
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Riddle me this, Batman. I know this sounds crazy, but…do you like pizza?" "Pizza?" "Do you like pizza? Do you like pizza?" "…Yes. Why?" "Because if you want to get even bigger, you have to have more of it. And if you want to eat more of it, you've gotta go to more places. And it's gotta taste better, too. Just like…you." "I don't think I…" "Oh, but I do. I do. And I think you do. So don't get all shy, Batman. We're having pizza. And it's only going to get better from here. Come on, we'll have this." Batman watched the three enter the pizz
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 11:01 |
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In the year 2525, the galaxy known as Solis is governed by a democratic super-democracy known as the Galactic Federation. It has become an economic powerhouse, an important member of the United Nations, and an influential player in interstellar politics. However, all that is about to change. The Galactic Federation has grown too powerful and is slowly becoming corrupt. The people have begun to lose confidence in their leader and they want to vote for a new president. The Federation's newest candidate, General DeWitt Hanger, has his sights set on power and he is determined to take down his new friends. Can he overcome their power and become the next president? Or will they win, and he will be exiled? In the year 3535, the first of the Valkensyns have emerged in the form of the Valkensyn Battleforce. This force of soldiers is composed of a diverse group of aliens who, for various reasons, have banded together into a single group. Their mission, and the mission of the Valkensyns, is to fight the forces of the Valken Union. The Valkensyn Battleforce, consisting of an array of human units, the Valken Union, and many different alien species, is an eclectic, multi-racial team of soldiers, united to fight the enemy. The Valkensyn Battleforce are led by General Kerensky, who is a seasoned military tactician, who has led the Battleforce from its inception. In the year 4545, humanity is on the verge of extinction in a war between two superpowers. Humanity's last hope lies within a small city in the middle of nowhere, where three children are searching for their birthright. In the year 4545, humanity is on the verge of extinction in a war between two superpowers. Humanity's last hope lies within a small city in the middle of nowhere, where three children are searching for their birthright. The battle between humanity and a powerful alien race has left the planet barren of all life and left you, a lone child, with a fateful decision. Are you willing to risk everything for the chance to save your people, or is the sacrifice your only option? In the year 5555, our planet was visited by a mysterious starship, known as the FTL. It transported a young human girl named Rachel to another universe where humans were the dominant species. The alien race lived in harmony, and Rachel was taken in as one of their number. When the ship returned to Earth, it was destroyed. Rachel had been abducted and she did not come back to life. But on June 26, 3017, the girl reappeared. She had undergone surgery, and she was now a perfect, perfect woman. She was the Queen of Earth. And she was in a race to find her father. We're not telling you much about Rachel's life, but what we are telling you is that she's a brilliant, powerful, determined woman who has a love for her husband
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 11:07 |
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Kramer embraced Jerry, softly whispering in his ear. Kramer: Jerry, I love you. Jerry: What, are you telling me you love me? Kramer: That's what I want to hear. Kramer: I think you're gonna like my book. Jerry: No. Kramer: I can explain to you all about my past. Jerry: I'm sorry, I can't take you at your word, Kramer. Kramer: You're a big man, Jerry. You're gonna tell me this? Jerry: I'm not gonna tell you what happened because you can figure it out yourself. I'm not gonna tell you about my mother and father because you've got your own family to worry about.
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Pitdragon posted:Riddle me this, Batman. I know this sounds crazy, but…do you like pizza?" Riddler finally takes down Batman by using his superior intellect to discover Batman's secret fetish.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Riddler finally takes down Batman by using his superior intellect to discover Batman's secret fetish.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 11:27 |
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quote:I've killed her !" quote:A guide to making good GBS posts: quote:Jeffrey Epstein's Guide to avoiding justice:
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 11:31 |
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This one is deepquote:It is the 41st millennium. The world has changed, but not at all as it once did. We are not living in the past anymore. A man who once had a vision can no longer see it. But the world around him still has a vision. The game has changed and has changed at the same time. It is the present which is not the past. The past is but a memory, a dream. But the future is not the present, it is the present which is not the past. The future is a picture, the past a painting, a dream. The future is a picture which was not painted, but it is a dream. It is the present which has not been painted, but it is a painting. It is the future which was not dreamt of, but it is a painting.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 11:34 |
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quote:The Proud Boys were the men who carried out the rape in question. quote:The Trump supporter's response: "Yes, I do. I don't support the president's politics of division, racism and bigotry." Sounds about right
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 11:37 |
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quote:Harry Potter sat in stunned silence, he was not entirely sure why Dumbledore was asking him to touch it. "Are you sure this is normal for students to do to teachers?" asked Harry. He was a bit surprised when it wasn't answered by a "No" or some other unidentifiable response. "How many times have you touched it?" asked Dumbledore. "I'm afraid I have touched it exactly once," replied Harry, not quite sure what he had done. He looked up from the ring and looked Dumbledore in the eyes. "I know that I touched it once, I just don't remember when," said Harry, still not entirely sure how he got from the dormitory to the Room of Requirement. "Very good. I am sorry for any offense the matter may have caused you, Mr. Potter.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 11:39 |
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"She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards." She's not even the first person to have done this for the magazine. The site has featured a number of similar "boobies" from celebrities and models before. The site has now gone offline for the summer, with some users complaining about its lack of content and others praising it. "I'm surprised you've chosen to go for an explicit picture of a girl's breasts," one user wrote. "I mean really. It's so not cool." Others suggested it could be a joke. "The whole point of the site was to mock the mainstream media," one user posted. "I'm sure the fact it's gone down is just a sign of that." Topics: online-culture, information-and-
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 11:43 |
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Short but sweet. That's genuinely all it came up with.
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This site is a trip Hell yeah ~~~ It's true, the way he looks at me is like a little kid at a toy store, just picking things he likes. That's what you get from a guy who's really into himself. I guess he'd just be looking at the world and having a lot of fun with it. But I don't need to say the words to tell you that he's my enemy. It was just a few moments after his first attack, I was already holding his head with both hands. "If you want to kill me, you should take the time to do it properly. And don't think about doing it here." "Hiiiiii!" As I spoke to him, I gave him a slap on his face. Even
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 12:01 |
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 12:11 |
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quote:List of best movies
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 12:12 |
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 12:14 |
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President Trump's penis was in the Oval Office, a report said. The president took a picture of it and even sent it to one of his advisers, White House senior adviser Jared Kushner, who is married to Ivanka Trump. "How's the penis?" Trump reportedly asked, according to a New York Times report. It seems to have been in the office since at least last week, when it was photographed during the meeting. The White House initially said the photograph was not "official." "Photographs of president Trump's penis in the Oval Office are not official portraits and do not necessarily reflect the president's views on any particular subject or subject matter," a White House official told the Times. Kushner later admitted to saving the picture.
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Giving me ideas for movies it seems like. I like FIGHTWORLD. edit: No wait. Fightworld was a real TV show it seems like. quote:A group of friends decide to spend a weekend in a small cabin in the mountains. But when an eerie and dangerous entity enters the cabin, the group is forced to take a stand.
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