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The new device, the "human flaying nightmare ball" has many features, such as a flaying mechanism and a razor-sharp blade that can tear through anything, from bones to skin. According to the site, "This ball contains over 100,000 nerve cells in a structure of 60,000 square centimeters and it is capable of severing or disabling even the most resistant people. It has a sharp blade and a razor-like cutting edge, which can sever a person's nerve cells and brain cells." The site's creators have been using the flaying balls since 2011 to help with the "mass euthanasia" of the homeless and people with dementia. "Since 2011, we have used the flaying balls as a tool for mass euthanasia," according to the site. "Every day, we receive requests for these balls and use them to kill homeless people who cannot find
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In AD 2101 war was beginning to brew between the Earth Alliance and the Vanduul. The Earth Alliance forces were pushed back into the asteroid belt, where the Vanduul had found the location of the Omega 4 Relay. A group of humans, including the Doctor and his friend, Jack Harkness, left Earth to find out more about the Relay and were taken prisoner by the Vanduul. The Doctor was taken prisoner by the Vanduul and his friend was forced to fight for him. The two escaped, but the humans were discovered by the Vanduul. They then travelled back in time to the first human contact with the Vanduul, where they meet up with the Doctor's grandfather, who also met up with Jack and the Doctor. They then find out the truth about the
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Joseph Kony swaggered into the room and slapped his massive dong onto the table. "You're a loving human being," Kony shouted. "No I'm not," Mike answered calmly. He was about to open his mouth to say something else, but Kony stepped forward, took his face in his hands and started to shake it. Mike started to cry. Mike felt like he was going to explode. Kony picked him up and put him on his shoulders, then he sat him down in front of him. Kony placed his hand on his chin, then started stroking his hair. "How do you like this?" Kony asked, "You're a real boy now." Mike closed his eyes and started to cry harder, he knew he was a boy now. He didn't want to think of this anymore
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The most interesting fact about King Charles I's death is that there is a common misconception that the coronation and execution of Charles were the end of the monarchy. That is not true. After the death of Charles, a Parliament under the leadership of the Protestant James II was elected to rule over the Kingdom of England. During the reign of James, England experienced the period known as the Thirty Years' War. The Thirty Years' War began in 1337 when France and England fought over a region of land known as the Low Countries. This region of land included the Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg and Austria. The war would end in 1648 with the Treaty of Troyes, which laid the foundation for the eventual division of the German lands, with the English kingdom and the Spanish kingdom being the two main kingdoms
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Randarkman posted:Giving me ideas for movies it seems like. I like FIGHTWORLD. Most things and people it uses are real. They're just a bit different in our reality.
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Randarkman posted:The most interesting fact about King Charles I's death is that there is a common misconception that the coronation and execution of Charles were the end of the monarchy. That is not true. After the death of Charles, a Parliament under the leadership of the Protestant James II was elected to rule over the Kingdom of England. During the reign of James, England experienced the period known as the Thirty Years' War. The Thirty Years' War began in 1337 when France and England fought over a region of land known as the Low Countries. This region of land included the Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg and Austria. The war would end in 1648 with the Treaty of Troyes, which laid the foundation for the eventual division of the German lands, with the English kingdom and the Spanish kingdom being the two main kingdoms Delete please. I can't stand seeing history mangled like this.
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The Americans had a peculiar custom of putting their own men to the sword when they had been badly defeated, and the Turks, who had the same practice, regarded it as a sign of weakness to leave their leaders in power. I do not believe that the Turks ever thought of making war on the Americans; and this was probably because they were always a little afraid of them. I think that when the Turks heard that the Americans were in Turkey, they could see that they had an opportunity of making an attack upon Turkey. There were few Turks in America when the war began. And now when the Americans were making a great attack upon Turkey, they had plenty of men to defend themselves; and it was believed that the Turks would be compelled to come out and help the Americans.
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The Canadians have a peculiar custom of making a mess out of things. When an official with the Canadian government tells someone that the Canadian government wants that person to take the next logical step, such as not calling in sick to work, the person in question will respond by saying: "Sure, but it is my right as an individual to choose." You have to agree that is one way of looking at it. But then again, you have to agree that is another way of looking at it. In addition to making a mess out of things, the Canadian government has made some truly ridiculous claims. In 2013, the Canadian government claimed that Canadians could not get cancer because, in theory, our genes would all turn out to be a million miles away from each other in space. This theory
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Palpek posted:President Trump's penis was in the Oval Office, a report said. The president took a picture of it and even sent it to one of his advisers, White House senior adviser Jared Kushner, who is married to Ivanka Trump. quote:the piss tape in the shower) and the rest of the family is happy. I've had people say things to me like "Well, you've done pretty well, I'm glad you've made it", but I've never taken it to heart. I've always just been happy I made it." the gently caress was that poo poo transformer you buggin
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Randarkman posted:Giving me ideas for movies it seems like. I like FIGHTWORLD. quote:Maximum Vengeance started out okay and then just trailed off into lovely Dune fanfic PICK ONE TRANSFORMER
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I feel this has got very meta:quote:Americans are well known for making the best of the situation that they find themselves in. quote:British people are well known for having a low self-esteem. This can come from living in a culture that's highly competitive, with very little space for anything that might seem "unlovable".
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The great hero Stalin has returned to the political scene in Russia with a bang. He may have only one foot in the grave, but he is back. Stalin is the subject of a new film, Stalin, which features a cast including Ben Kingsley, Clive Owen, and Benedict Cumberbatch. The movie, which is being released in a limited release this weekend, comes on the heels of a string of political assassinations in Russia, including the assassinations of Boris Nemtsov, a Kremlin critic and politician, and Alexei Navalny, a blogger, who was himself the victim of a political assassination. In the film, Stalin is played by Ben Kingsley. He has already made headlines in his native England, where he has been accused of being gay in a homophobic article. The article, written
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Trump was pissed on by Russian prostitutes. We're not. We have no idea if he was. But we do know that the Russians have hacked the DNC and Podesta and there are videos of people getting ready to rape. There are videos of people going into hot tubs and showers with prostitutes in them.
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Does mankind deserve to exist? I believe not. I believe that man was born to his place in the universe, but that the place is not that of an earthly being. Man has the potential to become the creator of his own destiny. Man has the potential to make it his life's work to be a better person. I think that man has the potential to love the world and the way things are. And I believe in him. How is the world being run? I do not understand. It seems like an endless struggle between those who can have and those who cannot have. It seems like the people in power do not care about the people. I do not understand. It seems like they are not interested in what happens to the world, but what happens to them. I don't understand. Is it possible that it is impossible to understand? Yes, I think it is. I see a world of the past that I am not able to comprehend because I am not a part of it. I see a world of a dead past. I see a world of a world gone by, a world of a world that is already past. I see a world of a world I cannot comprehend. I am not a part of this world.
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the best porno I've ever seen," or "it was absolutely amazing." It's hard to imagine the word "perfect" being used for any of these films. It's hard to say if porn is making a comeback, but it might just be the best thing that's ever happened to it. The best porn movies are the ones that are so bad they still make you want to masturbate. The best porn movies aren't good for anyone but the viewers.
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Are we alone? We know we are not. It is the reason we are here to ask. And so we are here to ask. For those of you who are not already here, there is a lot that you don't know about your home planet. You don't know the names of your neighbors. You don't know the people who live next door. You don't know where your children were born. You don't know how you got here. We know. We're not in it. We're not in it. We are not in it. We are not in it. This is not our story. This is not our story.
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Are we human? No. We are animals. We are creatures that are the result of an evolutionary process, but we are not the result of that process. We're the result of a particular evolutionary process and not the result of the process that we ourselves have initiated. We were created in our own image, but this creation came from God. We don't know what this image was. We can only say that we're made in the image of God and are not our own image. And when we see God, then we are also made in His image. What does that mean? It means that we have a very intimate relationship with God. The Bible has been very clear about this. The first passage is Genesis 1:26–27. In the beginning
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How Game of Thrones should have ended: With the Red Wedding and the Red Wedding in particular as the last episode of the series, with the show being brought to a close and its legacy as a TV show, and with the whole world moving on. The ending of the show would have been the ending. This isn't exactly a spoiler, but it's pretty obvious that Game of Thrones is very much not on a very long time scale. For a show as long as Game of Thrones, there is no way it could have a two-season arc that spans 10 seasons. There is no way that they could run for 20 years. You can't put that much time into a single series and then end it so abruptly. That's just not possible. To wrap things up: Yes, there is definitely more than one version
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List of most disgusting movies 1) Rats in Space . You know this is going to be a horrible movie. It's not just that it has a disgusting rat, it's that it is full of disgusting movie tropes: the "straw man" character, the "theoretical" scientist/inventor, the "real" scientist/inventor, the "real" scientist/inventor (who is a woman and thus not really a scientist), etc. 2) The Wicker Man . The film is filled with all kinds of horrible things (like a man who has sex with a dog). The most disgusting thing about this film, though, is how it treats children. 3) The Day the Earth Stood Still . This movie is filled with an infinite number of
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Skyrim: The Jarl of Sex in Skyrim by DoktorNeva Description =============== This mod adds a new merchant to the Whiterun market called the Whiterun Barmaid. This is a woman with a strong will who does the work of a whore. She will sell you a variety of sex related items and services, such as spells, sex potions and enchantments. She will also sell you items related to the new marriage system in Skyrim. She's not afraid of getting her hands dirty and will offer you a variety of free services, such as cleaning or performing oral sex. Location =============== The Whiterun Barmaid can be found inside of the Jarl's private quarters in the city of Whiterun. She has been relocated to
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quote:Their worst fears had come true- they were running out of time. They must hurry or else face a world without electricity, no air or water, and a very bleak future for their children. So they took every precaution and prepared to set up their solar energy business. Their house in the village became a hub for all the other energy initiatives in the village. They all looked out for each other, they all bought in bulk, and everyone worked together. As soon as they got a chance, they got into action. They all pooled their funds, and built solar panels to feed into the electricity grid. 
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Farting for a better tomorrow. As of November 3, 2016, this project has been abandoned.
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"Jesus Christ! Who farted?" "Oh, it was me." "Who farted?" "Yeah, it was me. I think. It was me." "Who farted?" "I think it was me." "Who farted?" "I'm so sorry, Jesus. I'm so sorry, Jesus, I'm so sorry. Jesus Christ, I'm so sorry." "Jesus Christ! I farted. Jesus Christ, I farted. Jesus Christ, I farted. Jesus Christ, I farted. Jesus Christ, I farted. Jesus Christ, I farted. Jesus Christ, I farted." "Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
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I’m blue da ba dee da ba !" And so forth. The second thing the first lady was concerned about was how people would react when they learned she is an avid golfer. She explained that a few days after the meeting, she was on a golf course with President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama. "And I said to the president: 'Michelle is so much faster than I am, and you know, I'm so, so far behind on my game, and it's been over a year since I've played golf,' " said Mrs. Obama. "And he said, 'That's because you're the most golf-obsessed first lady I've ever met in my entire life,'" she added.
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what is behind this door? "This is the room we used as a rehearsal room," he said, as if explaining something obvious. "And this is the room where we do our recording. I don't know how many times you've seen me stand here in that room." He turned around. "What I want to do here," he said, "is to show you how I record in a studio with all those different gear and microphones and all the different mics." He stood up. "If you could only listen in on what I'm saying to you," he said, "it'd be like looking into a mirror." That's what I want to show you now, he said, as he turned around and walked away, his feet still tapping. It was an Randarkman posted:the best porno I've ever seen," or "it was absolutely amazing." It's hard to imagine the word "perfect" being used for any of these films. new trump rally speech confuses even most ardent supporters
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Randarkman posted:Skyrim: The Jarl of Sex in Skyrim copy pasting nexusmods.com is cheating
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disco elysium, and that was a thing I'd only ever seen in my mind. The final section of the album that really made me get into it were the "Disco Pigs" and "Breathe," songs that both are pretty obvious on the album as "The loving Sound Of Disco." The "Disco Pigs" is the most "classic" song on the album, but still manages to sound fresh and new. It's a danceable, energetic, and fun song that I hope to hear again. The "Breathe" is a much different song, and is the only track on the album that actually seems to have a musical reason for being there. It's a ballad, and it is very different than any "disco" song on the album. I love disco pigs is pretty much DE in a nutshell
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Jeff Bezos on his goal of "exterminating all forms of life": "I'd love to be able to send an unmanned spacecraft to Mars, whereupon humans could live for millions of years in harmony with their environment. But that's not going to happen in my lifetime. So I'm going to have to settle for eliminating the human race. I have to eliminate the most destructive life form on Earth: the human race." And he didn't stop there: "If we destroy all life on Earth, including human life, we won't be sorry. It will be an experience like nothing else in the universe. Nothing will be the same for us. No human life will be worth living, and perhaps no human mind will be worth thinking in the same way." If there's one thing that's not at all shocking to learn from
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Riddler finally takes down Batman by using his superior intellect to discover Batman's secret fetish. Batman is eating hundreds of babies. He explains why "I love eating babies, but sometimes I like to eat them all at once". He eats them so quickly, it's like they're his lunch. The first time Batman eats a baby is in Batman Vol 1 #9 (1961). Here's the cover to that issue. We see that Batman has eaten a baby in this scene as well. In Batman: The Dark Knight #1, he's eating more babies. In Batman #3, he's eating a baby in this scene. In Batman #1, he eats one while Batman Vol 2 #7 goes on and on about how Batman loves babies. In Batman #5, he says, "I love eating babies, but sometimes I like to eat them all at once". In Batman #13, it's a shot of Bane eating one baby (in his new skin) and then he says, "I'll just have to make more." And he then eats the entire baby. In Batman Vol 2 #8, it says "Bane was born. He's going to be a big man. He's hungry. It's Bane time!" So then Bane eats Batman and the baby at the same time. In Batman Vol 2 #13, it says Bane "has a taste for human flesh" and in Batman Vol 2 #8, it says he's eating the Batman baby. In Batman #14, it says "Bane is coming for you!" and "Batman's secret weakness!" And then he says, "I'm hungry." In Batman #28, he says, "The blood of a true vampire is so powerful." In Batman #28, the Joker says, "Batman's been gone so long... he'll never get fed." When he goes to the Batcave, there is a Joker-themed Batman statue in the background of one panel.
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List of good dogs: 1. The dogs that look like a pug or poodle. 2. The dogs that have big eyes, and you think you can see their minds. 3. The dogs that act like a small dog, except their big eyes tell you that they are not. 4. The dogs that look like they are going to be great ambassadors for your cause. 5. The dogs that look like they are just friends, except they are more than friends. 6. The dogs that look like they were raised in the wild. 7. The dogs that have funny teeth. 8. The dogs that have good, clean hair. 9. The dogs that look like they have never done anything wrong, because they are good people. 
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dudeness posted:Best Cyberpunk names for a cyber dog welp... looks like Cyber-Bubba-Doo is going to be the name of my next doggo. Thanks freaky self-aware text AI program!
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911 DISPATCHER: 911; what is your emergency? CALLER: I'm horny and I have to poo poo. 911 DISPATCHER: Okay, what was the last thing that you did that got you horny? CALLER: I ate some food. 911 DISPATCHER: Okay, how big was the meal? CALLER: Large. 911 DISPATCHER: Okay, how big is your dick? CALLER: It's huge. 911 DISPATCHER: I don't want to hear anymore, just hang up, okay? CALLER: Okay. (pause) 911 DISPATCHER: That's all I've got.
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I saw a Mudcrab the other day. This Mudcrab had a big red eye and a red, red nose. He was just sitting there. It looked like he had nothing going on in his face. I thought that was kind of interesting because it reminded me of my own little boy. When he was really young, he had a lot going on in his face. Then he grew up and I just never saw his face the same way. I'm not sure if it's because he's grown up, but he's never had a face like that in my eyes. It was pretty amazing to see, you know? There was a time when I thought that the world was going to end on September 11th, 2001. My first thought was "It's over." Then I realized, no, this isn't the end
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Palpek posted:List of good dogs: Counterpoint: List of bad dogs: 1. The dog with the big butt 2. The dog with a nose ring 3. The dog with a muzzle 4. The dog with an excessive number of teeth 5. The dog with a tail that looks like a human hand 6. The dog with a dog nose 7. The dog with teeth the size of pencil erasers 8. The dog with a black muzzle 9. The dog that can't even tell if its hungry 10. The dog that is just so dumb it doesn't realize that the water is getting to be too hot 11. The dog that isn't the biggest or the smartest 12. The dog that just wants to get the hell away from you 13. The dog that doesn't know how to take a dump or poop
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DRIVER: What seems to be the problem, officer? POLICE OFFICER: Do you know why I pulled you over? DRIVER: No. POLICE OFFICER: I'm asking you. DRIVER: Because I am speeding. POLICE OFFICER: Okay, well, can you tell me why you're speeding? DRIVER: Because I don't have a license. POLICE OFFICER: That is a state law violation. DRIVER: (Inaudible). POLICE OFFICER: What's the next step? DRIVER: Get me to jail. POLICE OFFICER: Okay, how about you have a nice day? DRIVER: Thanks. (Pause.) DRIVER: I'm sorry. POLICE OFFICER: You're sorry? DRIVER: I'm sorry I'm speeding. POLICE OFFICER: Well, I see you're a guy. You're not supposed to be speeding. So, that's a little weird, okay? DRIVER: It's okay. I know, you don't believe me. DRIVER: It's okay, I'm not going to be on any speed bumps anymore. It's just the way I work. (Pause.) POLICE OFFICER: Yeah, okay. I'm glad to hear that. So, are you feeling better? DRIVER: Yes. POLICE OFFICER: Okay. So, it was nice talking to you. DRIVER: Thank you, sir.
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Trump began to twitch and squirm as millions of tiny worms pushed themselves out of his eyeballs. The audience, which seemed to have a collective nervous breakdown, laughed in delight as Trump continued to writhe and writhe. His eyes rolled back in his head, and he made several incoherent noises. "We have a very serious problem," said a horrified reporter. The crowd burst into spontaneous applause. Trump was then escorted out of the room by aides, who were quickly followed by Secret Service agents. The bizarre spectacle was the first of several bizarre episodes for the billionaire real estate mogul. After spending time at his golf club in Bedminster, N.J., Trump was also spotted at his home in Palm Beach, Fla., reportedly having a bath. Trump's visit to Bedminster marked the first time he had visited a New Jersey club
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Rian Johnson cackled maniacally throughout the filming of The Last Jedi, claimed star, Daisy Ridley. 'They're going to loving hate this poo poo. Take that, nerds!' he reportedly said to Mark Hamill on the last day of the shoot. Hamill laughed, and so did Ridley, who is a massive fan of Johnson. 'I can't wait to watch it,' she told the audience at the BFI Southbank. 'We're getting to see the whole thing. It's very exciting to me. I had a really good time working with Mark Hamill. He's just brilliant and very funny and I just really, really enjoyed being with him.' 'They're going to loving hate this poo poo. Take that, nerds!' Ridley then laughed for the first time since the press conference. The audience burst out into loud applause and she continued
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xXsephirothXx (Yasuo): worthless jg depthsXD (Nautilus): why the gently caress did you go in xXsephirothXx (Yasuo): gently caress you, don't tax my lane Ahri or FEED (Ahri): mid mia xXsephirothXx (Yasuo): i could never win your mid. it's so frustrating when u win your lane and then all you can do is feed. depthsXD (Nautilus): just because he has a really high damage spell doesn't mean he's a fed support Ahri or FEED (Ahri): support is not a ganker, he's not going to go in and kill a carry depthsXD (Nautilus): you're not a carry, you're not a support.
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