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Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp



goddamn that’s some insanely powerful fight song energy

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://mobile.twitter.com/lubchansky/status/1192906560412045313


Because it's sad. You're killing someone desperately trying to save everyone and that desperation and finality is expressed really well in the music

pillsburysoldier has issued a correction as of 19:26 on Nov 10, 2019

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Inspector Hound posted:

Talk ceaselessly about dungeons and dragons whenever she's nearby, call her out of other conversations to tell her about the campaign you put your friends through last night

That's not gonna work. loving everyone here is into that poo poo. Which is fine, but I'm not.

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
why is there a bunch of horny posts happening here

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
ok so my next rick and Morty TV party will be contingent on you bringing a pickle, dipped in szechuan sauce

NO PICKLE = NO ENOTRY

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1192912779088404487?s=20

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Zyla posted:

is there any professional code that probibits one from being a stripper and a lawyer?

Not that I'm aware of. I knew of a guy in law school who worked as a stripper while studying to be a lawyer at the same time. He ended up not passing character & fitness because he'd surreptitiously recorded women he slept with and shared the videos.

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



Since trumo has a problem where too many ppl show up to cheer him at his rallies, and since he's the 21st century PT Barnum, he should probably put up "This Way to the Egress" signs so he can set new attendance records

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Pancakes posted:

Not that I'm aware of. I knew of a guy in law school who worked as a stripper while studying to be a lawyer at the same time. He ended up not passing character & fitness because he'd surreptitiously recorded women he slept with and shared the videos.

did you know that guy freom always sunny in philadelphia

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/dappergander/status/1193595703991377921

Proletarian Mango
May 21, 2011

hot dog i found a lawyer who'll take my case for only a $1000


now i need to get $1000


troopl

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/EJAhYIyXsAIzQP0.mp4

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

ugh there's this super goony loser at work that's like 35 and when I ask him to do something he keeps saying "ok" then doesn't do anything because he thinks I don't know what I'm talking about because I'm a woman

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Pancakes posted:

Not that I'm aware of. I knew of a guy in law school who worked as a stripper while studying to be a lawyer at the same time. He ended up not passing character & fitness because he'd surreptitiously recorded women he slept with and shared the videos.

the most frustrating case I ever had was in the northern district of Illinois. opposing counsel was unbelievably dumb and moonlighted as a comedian. it was really something

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

pillsburysoldier posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/lubchansky/status/1192906560412045313


Because it's sad. You're killing someone desperately trying to save everyone and that desperation and finality is expressed really well in the music

thanks I'll give it a listen

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

BAE OF PIGS posted:

That's not gonna work. loving everyone here is into that poo poo. Which is fine, but I'm not.

Replace dungeons and dragons with cars, I've only ever met like two people in the middle of that venn diagram

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Bearjew posted:

the most frustrating case I ever had was in the northern district of Illinois. opposing counsel was unbelievably dumb and moonlighted as a comedian. it was really something

trum

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


DONALD
J.
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUmp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gb_wQUbBP8

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Pancakes posted:

Not that I'm aware of. I knew of a guy in law school who worked as a stripper while studying to be a lawyer at the same time. He ended up not passing character & fitness because he'd surreptitiously recorded women he slept with and shared the videos.

Character and fitness is a requirement for strippers too though, couldn't that credit have transferred

Proletarian Mango
May 21, 2011

truuuuuuhmpft

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Being a lawyer is unconstitutional

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Upmarket Mango posted:

truuuuuuhmpft

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Being a lawyer is unconstitutional

please pass this amendment. free me from my chains

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
whomst amongst us hasn't morphed into a 300lb partially sentient tub of goo and run a country v naziishly

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzkVxkiOqGA

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1193190844012122113?s=21

I don’t give a poo poo that the president of the United States is hocking his dumbass sons book anymore, but I am a little annoyed that he expects us to believe he actually read it.

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



Inspector Hound posted:

Replace dungeons and dragons with cars, I've only ever met like two people in the middle of that venn diagram

If cars don't work tell them you think Neverwinter Nights made pen and paper d&d obsolete 15yrs ago

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Being a lawyer is unconstitutional

Hope and change

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



truono

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Alec Eiffel posted:

why is there a bunch of horny posts happening here

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

lmao they're tryin to censor the word butt

pussies

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
A butt of giegs

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

The Nastier Nate posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1193190844012122113?s=21

I don’t give a poo poo that the president of the United States is hocking his dumbass sons book anymore, but I am a little annoyed that he expects us to believe he actually read it.

*fans through pages* just read it terrific, you should get it sorry that you sound triggered which is why you should get it lmao I'M NOT MAD

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

just out new book

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

ChristsDickWorship posted:

If cars don't work tell them you think Neverwinter Nights made pen and paper d&d obsolete 15yrs ago

Oh God my eyes glazed over just reading that, that's the silver bullet

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