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This poll is closed.
Cowboys 1 2.00%
Vikings 12 24.00%
SCORING! 10 20.00%
Clownball 27 54.00%
Total: 35 votes
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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


took a huge dump, just like the dallas football cowboys

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/5yWa2el.mp4

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
gently caress the Cowboys.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The Cowboys may not be good.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Ok that one was to Rudolph intentionally. :v:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
jesus Rudolph

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
The Cowboys











































are still bad.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
:smith:

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


i need a compilation of every time they cut to that same cowboy just staring at the ceiling

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I want to take this moment to say that C.J. Ham is a top tier fullback name.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Rudolph the red nosed white boy

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





https://youtu.be/l849CulLhGQ

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUmKUWzbDxg

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



gently caress

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Pillage them cowboys

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Feels good to see the Cowboys in a comeback position.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
"How do they make shoes like that?"

"With little hands like yours."

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Jerry Jones misery is my joy

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

MoaM posted:

Feels good to see the Cowboys in a comeback position.

Maybe if they spit some back up


O_O

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Jason Garrett is going to be the Cowboys head coach in 2020.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I take no pleasure in cheering minnesota but lol get hosed forever cowboys

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
TIME FOR DUMB STATS


Cowboys have a losing record when wearing the blue at home.


They have a losing record with the stadium open.



They're doing both tonight.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Lote posted:

Jason Garrett is going to be the Cowboys head coach in 2020.

still has extra life force for jerry to take

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Lote posted:

Jason Garrett is going to be the Cowboys head coach in 2020.

Jason is going to be on the sideline clapping for as long as he keeps dropping the soap for Jerrah.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Cowboys need to stop falling for these bootlegs, and start moving the ball on offense

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Lol

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Bananana posted:

Cowboys need to stop falling for these bootlegs, and start moving the ball on offense

Or they could... NOT

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
not quite sucking a million dicks a second yet, but by gawd they's working on it

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Its Rinaldo posted:

Jerry Jones misery is my joy

As a Dallas fan, :same:

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Hey guys. Where is the champ?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

The Bananana posted:

Cowboys need to stop falling for these bootlegs, and start moving the ball on offense

Apparently the Cowboys have given up the most yards to screen plays to RBs



Like, they're not even capable of considering the "oh poo poo" bail out play

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Lote posted:

Hey guys. Where is the champ?

Right here

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


in these kinds of situations, you gotta be able to put points on the board, and make sure the other team doesn't get anymore. a winning combination

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

gently caress you amazon!!!!!

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Thank you Gallup

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
That's a bang bang.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Cobb got popped

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

GrimGypsy posted:

I take no pleasure in cheering minnesota but lol get hosed forever cowboys

Iawtp

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I think it's great that they let the middle school kid call the plays

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Kellen moore, try harder you piece of poo poo

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