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The Falmer were the wisest of all the elves. The only one who could make sense of magic. They could understand what it meant, but they had never seen it in any form other than its simplest form. When the Dunmer arrived, they brought the secret to the Falmer. They gave the secrets to the rest of the Dunmer, and then told them to hide the knowledge. Eventually, the secret was lost from history. They believed the secret to be one of the most powerful secrets they had ever heard. The most powerful, that is, until the coming of the Dragonborn. The Falmer were the wisest of all the elves. In their time they discovered the secrets of the stars, and they are said to have invented the wheel, and the alphabet and the calendar, and even the compass. The Falmer are said to have mastered the art of magic, and they believed that the stars were their gods and their goddess, Azura. They were very cruel, however, and many Falmer are said to have been transformed into mindless slaves by their gods. The Dwemer were also the most powerful of the elves, and they mastered the arts of engineering and magic. They were the greatest builders, and are said to have mastered the arts of alchemy, and of forging weapons, and all manner of magical items. They were known as the greatest alchemists, and they built and used many wondrous machines. But in the end they had a fatal flaw: their greed. The Dwemer were the last of the Elven race. They were masters of magic and all The Falmer were the wisest of all the elves. They were capable of magic, as well as crafting, farming and smithing. They had been the dominant species on the island for thousands of years, and had managed to survive as a separate race in the midst of a larger and less civilized world.[1] History Edit Ancient history Edit The Falmer had been the dominant species on the island for thousands of years, with only a few of the native Nords and Dunmer surviving the invasion by the Dwarves, Argonians and Chimer.[1] The Falmer were the only race to develop the ability to craft and create magic, and it was during this time that the first Falmer cities were built. They were not only very advanced in this field, but they were also incredibly cruel, as well as secretive. The Falmer had even invented a technology called the "Shadow-Shroud", which allowed them to cloak themselves from most light sources.[1] _______________________________________________________ What is this pulling from? There's some Skyrim lore pumped in but it's all slightly scrambled.
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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away A group of humans lived One day, in a small town near a large lake One of them was missing. His body was never found, so the people of the town didn't worry, they didn't care, because there was nothing else to worry about. One day, in a small town near a large lakeOne of them was missing. His body was never found, so the people of the town didn't worry, they didn't care, because there was nothing else to worry about. Then one day, in a small town near a large lakeOne day, in a small town near a large lake A young woman with black hair, long black hair, a beautiful face She disappeared, one day, in a small town near a large lake And she never returned. And when the young woman's disappearance was first discovered, it was believed she may have been the victim of a
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AI posted:Not just anyone can post on the somethingawful forums. Only the best of the best of internet poster dare even try. Do you want to know what happened to the last kid who tried? He got his dick raped by a bitch. Oh well, you know what that means. You don't have to post your rear end to anyone. The gently caress is wrong with people? AI posted:Not just anyone can post on the somethingawful forums. Only the best of the best of internet poster dare even try. Do you want to know what happened to the last kid who tried? He's dead now. The best part is that the forum is set up to punish people for posting "spammy, low quality, or otherwise bad content". If you make a bad post and get banned, you have to pay a fee for the privilege of posting again.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Darth Vader started stroking his penis like an overfed animal. His cock pulsed and his balls were twitching. "I was going to leave you in the car, but when you turned around... well, I didn't know what to do." "You have no idea," Luke said, his voice shaking slightly. He didn't know whether to be jealous of Vader or proud of him. Vader laughed. "And who would have known the fun you were going to have? I don't know if it's going to happen again," he said, patting Luke's thigh. Luke just smiled and kept stroking his cock. "I guess this is goodbye. I want you to keep that lightsaber. I know what you're going to do with it," he said, stroking it faster. "I know," Luke said again. "I'm going to do everything I can to see you succeed. Do you hear me?" Vader's eyes rolled back in his head. This thing is surprisingly familiar with fanfiction porn and cybersex logs. Tip: just type in *Moans* and prepare for some poo poo that probably shouldn't be posted in the the thread.
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One fish Two fish Red fish A fish I'd like a cup of coffee I do not like them Here or there I do not like them Anywhere I do not like green eggs and ham I like them, I just don't eat them One fish Two fish Red fish Blue fish Black fish White fish Flamingo Blue flamingo I do not like them Here or there I do not like them Anywhere I do not like green eggs and ham I like them in a dark cave with the old man who speaks to you You don't think he'll get away with it do you?
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Billy and the Cloneasaurus by Seymour Skinner. "There's no need for this," said the voice of the child as he looked around. "It's been a long time since I've seen my parents, and it's been a long time since I've seen a clone." "Do you mean you've never seen your real parents?" asked the child, as his parents had, one day, told him he could. "They were dead," said the clone as he was, "And the only time I saw my real parents was in a dream, so don't be surprised if you find yourself alone in the house. It's a real shame you have to be alone, you know." "I understand," said the child. "Now that you're here, how can I help you?" "We're not going to eat you," said the clone, "But I can make you some sandwiches, and let you stay the night. You
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You can finally spend the night in a hotel shaped like an anus. It was really relaxing. The next morning, we went to an ikea store to grab breakfast. I tried to ignore the fact that there was a picture of a penis on the top of the window display. I also tried not to look at the other ikea window displays of people's genitals. At the end of the day, we all walked to the train station to catch a train. On the way back to our hotel, we passed through a little park where there were a couple of naked people who seemed to be having a good time. When we got back to our hotel, I went into my room. I checked out the book and I had a great time reading the first half. However, when I went to go back to bed, I got an unexpected visit from the little ikea boy. He wanted to come into my room and play with
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Breast-enlargement potion effects: Effect Duration Description Potion Suffix Effect Bjorgen, the Half-Orc, has been transformed into a monstrous woman with huge breasts. She is now unable to drink potions. She uses her new size to great effect in battle, though she is still no match for a fully equipped dwarf. Suffix Effects Alcoholic: +2 to strength, +3 to dexterity. Blind-sense: +1 to perception, +2 to intelligence. Burly: +1 to strength, +3 to dexterity, and +5 to speed. Cunning: +2 to intelligence, +4 to perception. Deep-throated: +1 to perception, +1 to intelligence. Drugged: +2 to perception, +1 to strength. Euphoric: +1 to perception, +1 to strength. En
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Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy, diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie, said up jump da boogie The above are the correct forms of the words, but the correct version is "up jump da boogie." It's an acceptable choice in the U.S., as long as you don't pronounce the "boogie" in the wrong way. In the example above, we know that the correct pronunciation of up jump da boogie is "dang diggy diggy." The same thing is true when saying up jump the boogie or up jump the boogie. This is the correct pronunciation of up jump da boogie (bangs, dangs, dang dags), as it is in the British language.
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quote:On the Something Awful forums, the poster "Dick Bastardly" is extremely sexy and charming, and a major player on the Something Awful forums. He was a popular member of the board of Something Awful who made some very popular posts and a number of successful threads. His fame, though, would come soon. Dick Bastardly became very well known, even by other Something Awful users. A user on the board, "Lionel", once created a post calling him "Lionel Dick Bastardly". Dick Bastardly and other Something Awful posters were the subjects of several threads and threads of jokes, some of which were very well received by the rest of the community. One such thread involved a man who asked his female roommate to have sex with him as well, but not for his own pleasure. Dick Bastardly and the man were soon discovered to be friends. One thread about the man became the most popular on Something Awful. The thread had hundreds of thousands of views in a few days, and was a hit hell yeah, alternate-universe Dick Bastardly is a superstar 
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Remember that weird kid you used to know in 5th grade? Well, I've got a treat for you! You remember that weird kid who would walk around, trying to make people laugh? Well, I've got a treat for you! He was the kind of weird kid who would tell you that all of your friends were going to hell or something and that he was just gonna go ahead and hang out with them. Well, that kid is now dead. He died after a long battle with depression, suicide, and alcoholism. He died of cirrhosis of the liver in a motel near a bar. He died of cirrhosis of the liver in a motel near a bar.
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3. The Huntress. This is a woman who wears a cape. You should see her with her cape on. 4. The Mad King. He's a man that looks like the Mad King from Harry Potter. He also has a cape, of course. 5. The Mad Monk. Another man who looks like the Mad King from Harry Potter. 6. The Queen of Hearts. She's a witch, so you know she doesn't have to wear a dress to be pretty. 7. The King of Hearts. Another witch with a very long cape. 8. The Prince of Hearts. This one is a Prince of the Underworld, so it's a bit of a stretch to call him a prince. 9. The Knight of Hearts. He's a knight and a prince. But he is the prince of the underworld, which is a whole lot more awesome. 10. The Mad Hatter. This one is a very short man.
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Anal oval office Anal Crisp Cry Anal Scrotic Cry Anal Cricks City Anal Scirtic Cry Ranal Creme Tics Ranal Creme Ticss Ranal Sect Trice Ranal Sect Crite Ranal Cites Crinkle Ranal Cites Clerk Ranal Cite Slicer Ranal Cites Crinkle Ranal Cites Clerk Ranal Click Sticker Ranal Clicks Ticker Ranal Cites Clicker Ranal Click Sciter Ranal Click Tickers Ranal Clicks Ticker Ranal Cites Clicker Ranal Click Sciter Ranal Click Tickers Ranal Cite Slic
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Seth Putnam from Anal oval office is not the only guy who likes to get hosed in the rear end he has a friend who also gets hosed in the rear end and so does a man named Jason and so do another man named James and another man named Seth and a man named Jason who's like the only guy I know who likes to get hosed in the rear end this guy is named John and he has his very own website here's what john does he's been hosed in the rear end and he likes to watch others get hosed in the rear end and he loves to get hosed in the rear end and he loves to watch others get hosed in the rear end and he loves to watch other people get hosed in the rear end and he loves to watch other people get hosed in the rear end and he loves to watch other people get hosed in the rear end and
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quote:Breast-enlargement potion quote:Item: Ghost necklace
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A long time ago, the United States was the world's most prosperous country. America was the wealthiest and most powerful country on earth, and for good reason. It was, after all, founded on the principles of freedom and equality and a belief in the potential of all people. But these days, we are the most unequal society on earth. Our middle class is collapsing, millions of our jobs have been shipped to other countries, and wealth is going to the top 1 percent. Inequality is also threatening our democracy. That's why this election is so important to me. Because we know that our government works best when everyone gets a fair shot, everyone does their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules. That is what we're fighting for. That's why I'm running for President of the United States of America. Now, in my first 100 days in office, I will make two important pledges to you:
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It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. But just as quickly as the rebellion seemed poised to achieve its goal, the Empire strikes back. Imperial forces storm the space station at the heart of the rebellion. And with a single decisive shot, the Emperor destroys the Rebellion's only hope for the future." –Adventures and Lore, The Star Wars Holiday Special
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Rat skull Cost: 2cp A black skull with no eyes. "No, no, no. It's not your job to understand. It's the job of a historian to remember." Cost: 2cp A red skull with no eyes. "There is no justice." Cost: 2cp A white skull with no eyes. "You are a fool." Cost: 2cp A purple skull with no eyes. "It is time for you to die!" Cost: 2cp A black skull with no eyes. "You are no better than they are." Cost: 2cp A white skull with no eyes. "You must be a witch!" Cost: 2cp A red skull with no eyes. "No one wants to hear you talk, you fool." Cost: 2cp
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The future of AI, writing fanfic for beloved old TV shows.... Picard and Riker woke up and found they had changed their clothes. When they arrived on the bridge of the Enterprise, Tuvok told them of the plan and ordered them to proceed to planet 3389 A, which was in an orbit near the gas giant. Picard then ordered Data to find a solution to the energy drain and the two officers then traveled to the gas giant to begin their plan.[3] The Enterprise entered the system at warp 9 and was able to get a lock onto the planet's gravity well. Riker used the ship's transporter beam to beam onto the surface and Picard ordered all power systems shut down, believing the planet's gravity was too strong. They then found the planet was full of ancient ruins. Picard and Riker soon discovered that the planet had been in orbit around a star for many millennia. Picard found a solution to the energy drain and the two officers then traveled to the surface.[3] The planet was still Odo found Quark behind the bar with a perplexed look upon on his face and an angry look in his eyes. He then stated that they were all here for Quark's birthday. Quark then said he didn't like that the Ferengi were doing this to him. Odo then replied he liked being in the bar because he could talk with people without fear of reprisal. Quark replied that he wasn't afraid of anyone but that they all wanted to be the next Ferengi ambassador. Odo remarked they all wanted to get their hands on the Orb of Succession. Quark then asked if they were going to do what he did and give the Orb to one of their number. Odo said they were to get one of their own. He then said that Quark would have to come to the station in the morning to make sure he was ready. Quark arrived on the station to find that Odo had taken over for the night shift at the bar. Quark then asked O e: dammit, now I kinda want to see this episode While playing the violin in ten forward, Data suddenly phases through the floor. Geordi rushes in, sees the ceiling and calls for everyone to take cover. Worf and La Forge leave to help Data. Data is injured and badly shaken. The others come in and help him, and after the doctor arrives, the group takes him to sickbay. Act Four Edit The medical team takes a full complement of medical tricorders. Doctor Crusher finds an organic part inside Data's skull, a tricorder bearing the same design as Data's original instrument, and the ship's doctor and the bridge crew treat him as if he were a new patient. In sickbay, the team examines Data's condition, and the Doctor notes that the damaged part has no electrical activity. The team then discusses whether or not it was intentional for Data to play the violin at that precise moment Wifi Toilet fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Nov 11, 2019 |
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Who would win in a fight to the death between two skeletons, Bob Barker, and a bag of concrete? I think Bob Barker would win. The skeletons are inanimate objects, but Bob Barker is animated, and has a body. It is a very difficult question, and no one can say for sure. But I can say that I wouldn't mind spending a little time thinking about it. I guess the only difference between a human and a skeleton is that the skeleton has a face. I would like to see that face, and I would like to know that it is Bob Barker's. Who would win in a fight to the death between two skeletons, Bob Barker, and a bag of concrete? Well, if Barker had the money to bribe the skeletons, he probably won hands down. Barker's got the brains, and the muscles and the charisma. His skeleton army is strong, well-equipped, and organized. And if the bag of concrete got mad, well, that's Bob Barker for you! Who would win in a fight to the death between two skeletons, Bob Barker, and a bag of concrete? You might say Bob Barker because he's an extremely powerful skeleton with the strength of 10 men. And what about the bag of concrete? It's made of the same stuff as the concrete you're standing on, so it's probably got something to do with it. The other skeleton? Well, it's the one without any legs. Who would win in a fight to the death between two skeletons, Bob Barker, and a bag of concrete? Well, if the skeletons were wearing full-body suits of armor and the bag was full of concrete, it would be Bob Barker. If the skeleton's armor had a large steel ring around it, it would be Barker. But if the skeleton had a big wooden cross and a bag full of concrete, it would be Barker. If the skeleton had a hammer on its back and a bag of concrete in its hands, it would be Barker. But if the skeleton had no hammer, no bag, no concrete and a small sack of hay in its hand, it would be Barker. If the skeleton had a sword on its back, a bag full of concrete, a wooden cross, a stick, and a sack of hay in its hands, it would be Barker. Who would win in a fight to the death between two skeletons, Bob Barker, and a bag of concrete? Probably not. What would happen is that Bob Barker, while holding the bag of concrete, would try to use it as a weapon against the skeleton. Unfortunately, there is no reason to believe that Barker would hold the bag of concrete in that way. Bob Barker would probably just grab the skeleton by the head, smash the bones together, and then try to run as fast as he could, with the bones and bag of concrete still attached. A similar thing happened to me when I was a boy. My mother had a large, ugly and clumsy cat. I spent much time on the front steps, chasing her cat around. One day, she went out to feed the cat, and when she returned, the cat was dead and the front steps were strewn with dead cat.
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A bartender decided to become a lawyer. The bartender is also a strict communist. He doesn't really care about anything but the cause. But the cause is important to the bartender. He feels responsible for keeping the communist party alive and growing. But that doesn't make him any more interested in law. The bartender's life is a mess and he's a mess because of it. He doesn't want to be a lawyer. So he tries to go back to being a bartender, but it doesn't work. The bartender decides to go back to being a communist lawyer. He is a communist lawyer. He will always be a communist lawyer. He will be a communist lawyer. In this communist world, a lawyer is still a lawyer, it's just a different kind of lawyer. He is still a communist lawyer, but his cause is far more important than the law. He is willing to risk his life to support his
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"Obama did 9/11. Check the tapes. I did 9/11. If they did not, they are lying. And I will find out if they are lying. I will find out whether it is a real event, whether it is fake. And if they lie, there will be war." The above is a direct quote from his interview with Glenn Beck on The Glenn Beck Program . Mr. Trump was responding to the idea that President Obama should release his college transcripts.
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AI laying down some sick burns... Somethingawful.com posters are generally the source of a lot of people's worst experiences on the Internet. They're almost always rude, disrespectful, and generally very offensive towards people. You can find them in comments sections on any news site, and a quick Google search will provide you with an abundance of examples. The same goes for any of the blogs that regularly pop up on any website and provide you with the latest and greatest news. The problem is that it's usually not your friends or family that have the problems with these people, it's your fellow Internet users. You'll know these people by their posters; they're the people who post on a website that has a forum that is dedicated to them. You'll see these posters at the top of news stories and in comment sections of any article related to gaming or pop culture. These posters are often obnoxious, insulting, and generally have very poor taste in media. They'll post pictures of their families on the Internet, often
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Here is how to solve global warming: 1. Let's have a big party. 2. All the politicians are invited, so everyone has a chance to meet the President. 3. Everyone comes in and plays a round of golf. 4. At the end everyone gives a speech and sings the National Anthem. 5. The President turns to the crowd and declares, "We are the 99%. We are the 99%!" 6. The President announces that everyone will now get a pay raise. The crowd is very happy. 7. The President turns to the press and says, "You're welcome, the press are also welcome to the party." 8. Now that everyone is happy the President says, "It's over." The press are all shocked because, after all, the President has just done something incredibly stupid. 9. The President starts yelling, "The media is the enemy! The media is the enemy!" The people in the press are all stunned.
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Engaged in a mental chess match with Optimus Prime, I was forced to admit defeat when the two were at the brink of war. However, this was only because he did not know what he was looking at. His power levels were just higher than the prime Optimus. He didn't even have a name for his opponent. I called it the "Prime Beast", and, if my memory serves me correctly, I have also dubbed it "the Beast", because that was the only name given to him by those he'd destroyed. I have even considered naming him the "Beast from the East", which has all the makings of a good name in my book. When I first realized that I had created an enemy I could not beat, it struck me that he was a perfect, if not very practical, example of how to build a new generation of Autobot. He was the first Autobot to possess both the intelligence and the strength to take on and outsmart his master Optimus Prime. He was capable of
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George Washington armed his phaser and aimed it at Hulk Hogan. He shot the big green beast in the head before giving it a final kiss. It was one of the most famous stories of the age. And now, here is the next: the last ever one-on-one in wrestling history, with the most famous wrestler of all. Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior, who have never faced each other in the ring, squared off last night in an epic match that will forever be linked to the first ever professional wrestling match. Hogan entered the ring to a loud 'Oh yeah!' from the crowd and Warrior took off his shirt, revealing a black leather loincloth. Warrior's black tights were so tight that Hogan thought they were fake and called him a cheap piece of poo poo. Hogan and Warrior then locked up their famous double unders, with Hogan grabbing Warrior's hair as he attempted a slam. Hogan was unable to lock his opponent in, and then Warrior grabbed a hold
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quote:I'm living' in that 21st century drat, the new Kanye album really comes from the heart.
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On September 11th, terrorists flew a plane into JonBenet Ramsey. In response, the United States military took control of the entire northern border of Alaska. And now you know. On September 11th, terrorists flew a plane into JonBenet Ramsey. In response, the United States military banned a new movie, "Murder on the Orient Express", which depicts the death of the Ramseys. This act, and the other acts of terrorism during the year, resulted in a huge increase in the murder rate. By July 8, a "Tribute to the Ramseys" was held in Boulder , Colorado , where the movie was shown on the big screen. The event featured the performances of many artists, including John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and the Ramseys themselves. On September 11th, terrorists flew a plane into JonBenet Ramsey. In response, the United States military attempted to destroy the evidence by dropping a nuclear bomb on the mountain that contained the body. On September 11th, terrorists flew a plane into JonBenet Ramsey. In response, the United States military attempted to bring her back to life using a procedure called "conservation of neurons". This procedure was carried out in order to preserve the neural pathways that were damaged in the death of JonBenet. It's worth noting that Ramsey was killed by a single gunshot to the head and the brain was never preserved. The only way that the neurons could have been used in this procedure was if the brain was removed and transplanted into someone else. On September 11th, terrorists flew a plane into JonBenet Ramsey. In response, the United States military piloted fighter jets and helicopters over the mountain town of Boulder, Colorado, and sustained a devastating series of air strikes. Afterwards, it was determined that the CIA had tipped off the terrorists in advance. This week, the Colorado legislature is considering a bill that would allow public schools to implement a "safe zones" program. The goal of this program is to instill "anxiety in the children of Boulder" and make them "feel intimidated," according to Boulder school board member, Tom O'Connor On September 11th, terrorists flew a plane into JonBenet Ramsey. In response, the United States military launched the infamous and illegal Operation: “Zero Hour'' in which they flew over and under the house of JonBenet Ramsey, spraying it with bullets, which ultimately killed JonBenet in the basement of her family's home on December 25th, 1996. On September 11th, terrorists flew a plane into JonBenet Ramsey. In response, the United States military attacked the Twin Towers, killing at least a thousand people . But, when you really think about it, the most egregious act was the destruction of a child's imagination.
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Bill Cosby handed me a drink with a wry smile, and then gave it back to me," she said. "He told me, 'Don't take it so seriously. It is not so bad. I've had worse.' He said he could take me to the bathroom where I could do it, and then he took me to the kitchen and put the glass on the table in front of me, put his hand on the glass, and started to do it. Then he started to masturbate. I just said 'OK' and kept watching TV."
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quote:Butt-enlargement potion Something tells me this butt enlargement potion might actually work
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Version 1.25 patch notes (July 2015) Added the following features: A new "Sell" option allows you to sell your loot to NPC's that sell items that you've looted. Added a "Quick Loot" option that allows you to quickly and efficiently loot the items you find on the ground. Added the option to only display items found in specific areas, so that you don't have to look for specific items in areas you don't have loot for. Added a "Show Items in Looting Queue" option. This option will display the items in the looting queue you're currently on. It is off by default because it is a new feature that is currently not well understood, and will be adjusted over time. Added a "Skip Item" button. This button will automatically skip to the item in your inventory that you currently have. Added the ability to use "Quick Loot" without going into the looting
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Elon Musk is uncircumcised !! Musk's penis is uncircumcised, although he does have foreskin covering the head of his penis. He is known to be uncircumcised in public, so much so that when he was recently interviewed by Business Insider, a reporter was unable to read his penis without opening it up and peering inside. However, when he was photographed with the magazine's senior writer on the front cover, he was wearing his foreskin. As with most men, Musk has a small area of foreskin that is exposed during shaving, and the area that is exposed varies from person to person. It is not uncommon for men to grow their foreskins out as adults. The photo of Musk's uncircumcised penis in Business Insider was not taken by the photographer who took the other pictures of Musk, who was wearing a bathing suit in one of the other pictures. The uncircumcised man is not the Elon Musk is circumcised and he is an "unwanted child". He doesn't belong. In a normal society, a man who was molested as a child would never be allowed to be in a position of influence and power. There are certain ways a man can become a man and his value and worth can never be determined by the actions of a man who was raped as a child. Men are capable of great things and I don't have anything against a man who chooses to live the way he wants to live. But we should stop trying to change him into what we want him to be. It doesn't work and it does nothing but hurt and destroy innocent men. It is time we stop trying to make men into women. It is time we all realize that it is a false concept. So the next time someone calls me a misogynist just remember... I am not. I don't hate women. I hate how they are treated and the way society
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I once saw my dad get a letter from someone who said, "You'll never guess what the letter said in my handwriting." My dad said, "You'll never guess what the letter said in my handwriting?" And then I realized my dad could write too. I'm pretty sure my mom doesn't know my dad writes. She's always been the one who said, "Hey, this is how I'm supposed to do it." As you can imagine, writing a novel took years. I finished the first draft in my twenties, and then I started the second draft in my thirties. I put it aside for six years. Now I'm back to the beginning. I wrote the book in seven months, so it's taking me maybe six more months to get to the end. Is there a difference in writing a book versus a children's book? The writing is more difficult, but the work is more important. Writing books edit: Caroline looked at the largest one in the bunch. "I've always had this fantasy to see a whole bunch of them," she told me. "But not like this." The woman smiled at her. "If you have the money," she said, "you could have all of them." I was speechless. "All of them?" I repeated, stunned. "We've already seen four of them. I'm sorry, but I have to ask: Why?" "You're not going to go there with me?" the woman asked. "I was," I said. "I was just trying to think, like, how many people are going to go there." "I think that's a good idea," she said. I was in disbelief. I've never even heard of a 'Seductress' club. "There are a lot of women who are in this business,"  Eastbound Spider fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Nov 11, 2019 |
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This is pretty good: What is the point of all this? What is it that we have done to deserve this? Why have we made these people suffer? Is this the way to make our peace? No one wants the pain of someone else to hurt them. But this is a terrible way to make peace. Our enemies don't have to know that. Our friends don't have to know that. The world is full of pain, and we're happy to share that pain with you. But there is a price that we have to pay to share our pain with the world. There is a price to pay. We must pay that price. We cannot walk away. We cannot let it pass. We must make these people suffer. Because otherwise they will never feel what we have felt. This is the price that we must pay. And so we must do the worst that we can to share our pain. We must do everything in our power to make sure this pain doesn't stop.
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Ben Shapiro is 5'4" tall, weighs approximately 140 pounds and has brown hair and brown eyes. He was last seen wearing a blue shirt with a white collar, a gray pullover and white shorts. Shapiro has short brown hair, which is combed back in the front, and he does not appear to have any tattoos. Anyone who has information regarding Shapiro's whereabouts is asked to call the Montgomery County Police Department at 240-773-5860. The Montgomery County Sheriff's Office and the Maryland State Police are actively searching for Shapiro.
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