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I want to poop back and forth, then poop up here on the other side and go up the next. So what did they do? They let him poop back and forth, and then after a week they started putting a hose on the other end. They put the hose in there, and they waited to see what happened. And then they got some poop back. So what happened? The one of the people working on this project is a doctor who was trained in the area of gastroenterology. She's an expert in the physiology of poop and the biomechanics of poop. She's also a trained professional in the field of behavioral medicine, and so she's able to really identify the right things to do. And this is a guy who has had many surgeries over the course of his life, some that were successful and some that weren't. And his gastroenterologist has looked at his stool, and she has a history of him
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Huge Lady Pleaser posted:You can finally spend the night in a hotel shaped like an anus. It was really relaxing. I mean this is basically a description of an average town in Sweden right?
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I saw a Mudcrab the other day. A Mudcrab just came up on my boat and sat down. I just walked up to it, opened my bag and started eating it. I was surprised to see it alive. It's been a while since I ate something like that.
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I can't take my eyes off dick the birthday boy! I need to see that dick every day! I want to see every drop of cum that's dribbling from your dick and my mouth... Can't get enough dick! Please, I'll do anything for you!" She's begging me and it's getting me really horny. I start stroking my own penis. "I love it when you tell me what you need me to do for you. What kind of blowjob do you like? A wet blowjob, or a sloppy blowjob? Do you like when my fingers work your cock? I love it when you moan when my tongue tastes your precum! Can I put it in my mouth? I know I'm a slut and it's too big for me but please do it for me." She's still begging me but I'm starting to lose my patience. I grab her hand and pull her over the table and lie down on top of her. She looks up at me, she's almost
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I STAND ALONE AGAINST YOUR MAD DEADLY WORLD-WIDE CONSPIRATORIAL GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD COMMUNISM WITH WALL to WALL DEADLY GANGSTER PROTECTION, HAPPINESS AND HAPPY RETREAT. COMMUNISM WAS THE MOST FAMOUS MANIPULATED WALL MACHINE THAT WAS EVER USED FOR WORLD MASS EXTERMINATION. SOMEONE MUST TAKE DOWN THE WHOLE rear end OF THIS MAD WORLDWIDE COMMUNIST COMMUNIST MACHINE. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TAKE YOUR GUNS OUT AND TAKE A PEEK INTO THIS SAD WORLDWIDE HOAX. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS WORLDWIDE CIVIL WAR, IT IS HOAX TO MAKE WALL MACHINE COOKING MACHINE WORTHLESS MACHINES. THE WHOLE WALL IS JUST A VAST I stand alone against your mad deadly world-wide conspiratorial Gangster Computer God communism of a trillion billion and nine percent!" "Your evil government's communist computer brain has been attempting to take over the entire world and destroy the U.S.A. since 1955 with the help of the evil Satanic Communist KGB Satan-666 New World Order conspirators who use every evil device known to evil evil evil evil devil-mankind to rule the world!" "The evil Satanic Communist KGB Satanic New World Order has been using a thousand evil devices to destroy the U.S.A. since 1955. These evil devices have been a thousand ways for the evil communist KGB Satan-666 New World Order to rule the world! The Satanic KGB Satan-666 New World Order Satan-Satan-Satan evil computer brain has been trying to take over the U.S.A. since 1955 with the help of evil evil evil evil devil-mankind. The evil KGB Satanic Satan-Satan-Satan evil computer brain has been Randarkman fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Nov 11, 2019 |
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The best kind of pornography 1) Sex 2) Rape 3) Bestiality 4) Non consensual sex These are the words of one of the best sex bloggers in the industry. "Sex is one of the best kinds of pornography for the following reasons: 1. It shows the beauty of sex for everyone. 2. It gives men and women the right to control their own bodies. 3. It is real, natural and it's always consensual. 4. It shows that people can and do do these kinds of things for pleasure. 5. You can look at people as you want." http://thecuntblog.blogspot.com/2011/06/sex-is-one-of-the-best.html This is an example of what I see every day in the industry. "As a woman, I get to watch men perform their sex acts on women and watch women look on. This is a real
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I'm gay, I love you all!" I'm gonna show you. I'm not gonna be the bad guy, I'm gonna show you. You guys see the real me. But just keep in mind, there are some people out there that are just plain mean. So, if you ever get the urge to come out, don't. Keep it to yourself. Just say, "Hi!" or, "Hey, I'm gay." That's all I'm asking.
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The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of __________." To say that the history of society is a history of __________ is to say that a single person, or a group of people, or a class has been at the forefront of social progress for at least one thousand years. It is to say that people with different ideas, values, and ways of thinking have been at the forefront of the social revolution for at least that long. The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of __________. The history of socialism is the history of __________. I think the history of society is the history of __________. I think the history of society is the history of __________. I think the history of society is the history of __________. I think that history is the history of __________. I think that history is the history of __________. I think that history is the history of ________ e: Marx seems to be a weird prompt for it: The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of _________. The state has not only the monopoly of ___________, the monopoly of ___________. The state has also the monopoly of ___________. The state has the monopoly of ___________. The state has the monopoly of ___________. The state has the monopoly of ___________. The state has the monopoly of ___________. The state has the monopoly of ___________. The state has the monopoly of ___________. The state has the monopoly of ___________. The state has the monopoly of ___________. The state has the monopoly of ___________. The state has the monopoly of ___________. The state has the monopoly of ___________. The state has the monopoly of ___________. The state has the monopoly of ___________. The
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Monetizing your penis for retirement is a great idea, but it might be a little pricey. A new survey by Bankrate.com found that the average man who lives off his penis has saved about $80,000 in the past decade, which was enough to cover $15,000 of his monthly bills, and pay for about 15 years worth of living expenses. And despite the high price tag, this lifestyle actually makes the most sense, considering the average man needs to have an erection to be sexually active, so it's not something he can just buy. According to the survey, 29% of men aged 25 to 34 have a penis that's worth at least $10,000 and 19% have one worth at least $25,000. But that doesn't mean men should just toss out their sex toys and stop using them, the researchers also stressed that they should use them responsibly, since no one knows when they might stop working.
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Rousseau, on the other hand... Man is born free, but he is everywhere in 《Eternal Winter》. The story of this game is that of one man's struggle to escape from the icy depths. This title will have you thinking. It has you on the edge of your seat. This title has you on the edge of your seat. It has you on the edge of your seat. There are no refunds for this item. For more information, see https://www.xbox.com/live/accounts. -- Man is born free, but he is everywhere in __________________________________" #2: "Hahaha, that was a joke, man, really" #3: "Hahahaha" #4: "Oh my god, no, I mean I get it, right?" #5: "I love you, man. I'm a good friend and I have nothing against you and I'm here for you." #6: "That was a little bit more funny than I meant it to be, haha" #7: "Awww, yeah, I was trying to be funny." #8: "It's hard to be funny with someone you hate so much and I love you." #9: "I am very sorry, I really am, I have no idea how to tell you. I have been drinking too much and I feel like I'm going to explode." #10: "Just, I don't know, you're too much like my dad." #11: "Oh
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According to Lil Jon, the secret of life is "to always be able to say "I told you so!" Short and sweet! Let's try that one again. According to Lil Jon, the secret of life is "make money." And in a new interview, the "Money" MC revealed he thinks he knows how to make the millions. "I think I know what the money is. It's a dollar, right? I get a dollar. My dad got a dollar. So, I got a dollar. So, I guess it's a dollar." So, how does Lil Jon manage to do the math without a calculator? "I'm trying to find it, though. I don't know. I don't think I'm doing it yet. I've got to find it. I'm trying to find it," he admitted. "I feel like I should be able to do it. I'm trying. I can't figure it out. I've been trying." He admitted that his first idea was to make a million dollars and then a billion. He also mentioned a number of other money making schemes he's thought lol According to Lil Jon, the secret of life is finding your purpose and doing what you love. If he's right, we'll all be singing his praises and living a life that's free from all sorts of negativity. We'll all be feeling at peace. And we will be living in peace. Lil Jon's new album, I'm Based God, drops on July 10th. Check out the lyric video for "You Can't Touch This" below. barbecue at the folks fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Nov 11, 2019 |
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The funniest thing Hitler ever said: The best joke of all time: The funniest thing Hitler ever said: "I want to eat the cream cheese." The best joke of all time: "Alfredo! My brother is dead!" The funniest thing Hitler ever said: "The only thing I want for Christmas is that all the children of Germany shall die!" The best joke of all time: "If you say something in this room, I will cut you with this razor!" The funniest thing Hitler ever said: "When you've finished laughing, don't stop until you've screamed." The best joke of all time: "I will make a man of you." The funniest thing Hitler ever said: "If you see someone who is hungry, tell him to sit down and not pick his nose." The best joke of all time: "Don't worry, Hitler, they will get over it." The funniest thing Hitler ever said
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How to make pasta the Russian way: 1. стресовидень This is the simplest, simplest way to make pasta and is a traditional Russian recipe. Ingredients: 1 liter of water 1 cup of flour 1 tablespoon of salt 2 tablespoons of olive oil Method: Put 2.5 liters water into a big pot. Add flour, salt, oil, and stir. Turn heat off. Let it sit for 1.5 hour
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quote:gently caress, I need a vacation and a joint. Just let me be a normal person for a bit and I'll be able to focus on writing and not have to worry about these two morons."
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Even though you are a human woman, you are giving birth to a horse. A horse with the potential to do amazing things. It is the most powerful thing that can happen in your life and that is why you should give it every single bit of your energy and attention." The woman, a midwife, who asked to be identified only by her first name of Ria, is the daughter of the owner of the stallion, a stallion who is being called "Horsezilla" because of the way it looks and behaves. The stallion is already seven years old and is owned by Ria. The couple is expecting a baby in January 2015 and the stallion will remain with Ria until then. "I had not even realized that I had a baby inside me until I came home from work to find out," Ria said. "I went and did my morning routine, but when I looked down, I was horrified and thought to myself 'what the hell is wrong with me
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quote:I am easily the dumbest rear end in a top hat to ever walk the earth
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Best Moderators on Something Awful: 1. Tuxedo Cat: 3 years and counting 2. Jirard: 3 years 3. Mr. S: 3 years and counting 4. The_Dvls_Advocate: 3 years 5. jameshutt: 3 years and counting 6. kwiztas: 2 years and counting 7. Gidjit_S: 2 years and counting 8. The Greatjon: 2 years and counting 9. The Great White Hype Train: 1 year and counting 10. Nachtmahr: 1 year and counting 11. dudeman: 1 year and counting 12. The Fuzzy Catfish: 1 year and counting 13. Anomaly: 1 year and counting 14. Mr. Fiz: 1 year and counting 15. Dr. S: 1 year and counting 16. Doodles: 1 year and counting 17.
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The zergling urinated into the prostitutes mouth while I was watching them. The rest of the time I was doing all the work. The prostitutes would try to have sex with the zergling and the zergling would urinate all over the place while the prostitutes tried to have sex with the zergling. The most ridiculous thing was when they had sex with the zergling they would also have sex with the other zergling that was nearby. I don't know how the zergling manages to do that. I did this a few times, the prostitutes all had sex with the zergling when they had sex with the other zergling. I was always the one who would get the money and pay the prostitutes.
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Son, I’m writing you out of my will. You will never inherit my Body Glove branded frisbee or this vhs tape of Jerry Maguire. And I’ll never play your "I think it’s a small world" record as I take a dump. I don’t want to see you ever again. To everyone, please don’t be so cruel, If you want to make a friend, If you want to make a career, If you want to help the world... DON'T TWEET. It’s a nice thought, but in this world of Tweets, it’ll only make things worse. Son, I’m writing you out of my will. You will never inherit my Body Glove branded frisbee or this vhs tape of Jerry Maguire. You will be the last to hear my story. You will be the last to ever see the video of me winning a contest and being chased around a supermarket by three security guards. You will not see the photo of me in the New York Times with my hair done in a short bob. You will never see me at the Oscars where I win an award, only to have it stolen before my eyes. You will not know who I am. You will not know what I was thinking, how I was feeling, or what I was doing. You will never know what I wanted from the world.
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Gene looked at his monitor and frowned. "Can't bust the Krust?" The monitor said something in Krusty's voice, then went silent. The door opened, and two men emerged, one carrying a large, shiny object. The other one had a machine gun. "You're one of them now," one of them said, as the other two opened fire. "I said we're going to kill the king!" shouted the one holding the shiny object. "Now, get back to your ship!" The two men retreated, leaving the Krusty Krab, its doors shut tight behind them. "Are you sure you wanna leave that here?" said the Krusty Krab owner. "I'm sure!" said Bender. "Well, good luck," said the owner. "I'm sure the king will be a nice man." Bender got up and left, still holding the Krabby Patty, but as he left the K
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I smelled the durian, and the smell of the blood of the victims was so intense that I was certain that they were still alive. I went out to search the area and found a few dead animals, but nobody alive. I saw a woman, about forty years of age, lying in the street. She had been hit in the face, the top of her head was crushed. Then the man came to me. He was a black man, and I didn't recognize him. He was about 5 feet 4 inches tall. He was wearing a black t-shirt with the words "I AM A GOD". He was holding a revolver, and he said "You want to leave now or you are going to die today." I replied "I am going to go now." He got very angry and said "I am a god, and you are not a god, and we are going to kill you." I don't remember much after
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quote:Dr Who, Episode 1 Plot: The Doctor arrives on a mysterious planet. He learns that there is life, and then dies. This episode also introduces the Doctor's companions, Ace and Ben.
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hahaha quote:Things Americans Like: fibblins fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Nov 11, 2019 |
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quote:Star Trek: Picard - Episode 1 Plot:
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quote:Throwing your old car batteries into the ocean is a fun and perfectly legal way to dispose of your old batteries.
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Foolproof guide to sex with the Japanese I was in Japan a couple of months ago, and found a ute I could rent on AirBnB and was curious about how to arrange a threesome with a young Japanese guy in the back seat of the car. I've never had sex in a ute and have had some limited experience in having intercourse with a foreigner on a bike in Thailand before, so I thought I'd bring it up here for people who might be interested in this type of thing. The car was in an upscale area of Tokyo and there were a few other foreigners in the area. The location is pretty good, it's near the Shibuya and Shimbashi area of the city and there are a lot of restaurants nearby, but the area is pretty well known to be a hub of hooking in Japan. There are a few options for having sex here. You can rent a car, you can use your own
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How long until the nonsense rambling of text bots gets picked up by other bots and it becomes interpreted by machines as genuine knowledge? Basically what I'm saying is that it's your fault than in 10 years, AI algorithms will be unironically commanding people to throw car batteries into the ocean.
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Things South Carolinians like: 1: Lots of things the north really, really doesn't 2: The fact that the south just had to deal with this for so long. 3: The fact that our politicians are so stupid. 4: The fact that all of the great people of the South are gone and we just can't go on. 5: Our government just needs to start running better schools, which are so sad. 6: The fact that we are a bunch of dorks that don't know how to live. 7: The fact that the south just can't take care of itself. 8: The fact that we have people that have no jobs because of this. 9: The fact that there is just no way for the south to continue with it's prosperity.
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Mr. Green, in the library, with the wrench. Mrs. Peacock, in the conservatory, with the revolver. Colonel Mustard, in the billiards room, with the rope. Mr. Pickles, in the wash-house, with the broom. Mrs. D'Aubigné, in the lavatory, with the broom. Bertie Bott's, with the broom. Dennis and Bertie's, with the broom. Fitzwilliam Darcy, in the library, with the broom. "The man who has made the broom," said the other boy, "is the one who can best carry it." "Broom-making is a matter of skill," said the other boy. "It is not skill to keep the broom-handle on the top of the broom-board," said Mrs. D'Aubigné. Mr. Green, in the library, with the wrench. Mrs. Peacock, in the conservatory, with the revolver. Colonel Mustard, in the billiards room, with the rope. Captain Green, at his desk, with the telephone. A policeman, in the street, with the knife. A sailor, on board the ship, with the pistol. A dog, in the garden, with the whistle. A little girl, on the beach, with the gun. In another way the same idea of the theme appears in a few poems by W. S. Gilbert, such as "Odysseus in the Sirens" and "The Riddle of the Golden Bird," in the volume of "Wills," and in a couple of others, not mentioned above. The idea of a man with a gun in his hand and a pistol in his pocket seems to have been first suggested by Thomas Hardy in "The Life of Oscar Wilde.”
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An infinite font of bad erotica Super Mario: But I love you Bowser: Alas I cannot express my burning erotic desire Super Mario: power up with me Bowser: I am scared and horny Super Mario: I am also horny Bowser: Wanna take a shower? Super Mario: of course, we can have a shower together Bowser: Okay, let's get to it Super Mario: Let's do it, it's so hot in here Bowser: Okay, let's go Super Mario: Let's take turns loving each other Bowser: Okay Super Mario: What's that? Bowser: It's just your wet tongue sliding all over my hot, tight hole Super Mario: It's just your wet tongue sliding all over my hot, tight hole Bowser: Yours is too slow
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Chomp8645 posted:How long until the nonsense rambling of text bots gets picked up by other bots and it becomes interpreted by machines as genuine knowledge? quote:According to a study published in the Journal of Marine Environmental Research, new evidence suggests that the perfectly legal practice of throwing your old car batteries into the ocean is the most environmentally friendly method of car battery disposal.
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A fine Vegan mealquote:Ingredients:
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Goku's Begginers Guide to Poopsocking. Part 1: The Basics of Poopsocking A poopsock is a poop you're proud of. It's a beautiful, proud, poop. Poopsock has been around forever. It's even been used as a currency on some civilizations. In the past, poopsock was only given to friends and family. The poop is not to be shared with other people. Poopsocks are like gifts to your friends or family. It takes two hours for your friend to poo poo. That's two hours you spent pooping. It means your friend was happy. It's a sign of good will. If your friend does not poopsock your poop is considered a loss. If your friend does not poopsock your poop is considered a loss. The poopsock is given to your friend as a sign of love, friendship, and affection. Your friend will love you forever, Excerpt from the award winning new book "Sex with pasta, and how to overcome your shame" : "I've always loved pasta. I didn't get into the relationship that night. I love pasta, love pasta with butter. I don't know what it is about pasta that's so arousing, I'm not sure how to explain it, it's just something about it that I feel very comfortable with. It's a feeling I associate with other foods. When I eat steak, it's not an erotic experience in and of itself, but it brings me to a place where it is. It's not like a meal is something to be enjoyed for its own sake. It has a specific place. And then when I eat pasta, it brings me to a place of sexual pleasure. It's a sort of a sexual fantasy. That's how I feel about pasta.
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Baller Time posted:A fine Vegan meal That sounds like all the recipes on the “raw foods” episode of the F Plus, with the exception that sometimes they were blended instead of just put in a bowl.
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First people to die in 2020: 1. Andrew Puzder, Chief Executive of CKE Restaurants Inc. 2. Michael Fazio, President and CEO of American Airlines 3. Anthony Scaramucci, Executive Director of the White House National Security Council 5. Jeff Sessions, Attorney General of the United States 7. Betsy DeVos, Secretary of Education 8. Scott Pruitt, Environmental Protection Agency 11. Tom Price, Secretary of Health and Human Services 17. Stephen Bannon, President of the United States 19. Ben Carson, Secretary of Housing and Urban Development 30. Rick Perry, Secretary of Energy 33. Betsy DeVos, Secretary of Education 34. Elaine Chao, Secretary of Transportation 35. James Mattis, Secretary of Defense 37. Scott Pruitt, Environmental Protection Agency 38. Tom Price, Secretary of Health and Human Services 43. Mike Pompeo, CIA Director 45. Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House of Representatives
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Here's the funniest joke in the world: A guy who has a lot of money is called a 'bank' because that's how the government uses him to make more money. A guy who has a lot more money is called a 'millionaire'. "A millionaire is a guy who has a lot of money but is not a bank" Hudson is a bit of a genius at this point, making the "bank" analogy in such a manner that the only people who understand the point are the very rich and very smart, as it would be hard to tell who is who and why it is so funny if all they had to compare it to was a bank or a millionaire. It's a brilliant joke, but a very hard one to follow because there are a lot of different levels of "bank" and a lot of different people that fall under the umbrella of the term.
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quote:This is the world's best pick up line: "How much more did you expect?" quote:This is the world's best joke: "It's my birthday, and it's my penis."
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