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Is the prude toilet going to activate when a fat person uses it, since it uses weight to determine if there are two people in?
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:03 |
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CGI Stardust posted:love it when i'm taking a massive poo poo and suddenly the toilet turns into that haunted one with the teeth from the Ghostbusters toy line shower thought: I wonder if this was inspired by their first time on a bidet
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:04 |
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ShUt ThE gently caress uP vInCe. https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1194212734407188481?s=20
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:05 |
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Junior G-man posted:ShUt ThE gently caress uP vInCe. Why the gently caress is anyone paying attention to this man
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:06 |
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Junior G-man posted:ShUt ThE gently caress uP vInCe. OK boomer
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:07 |
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runwiled posted:Hey Borrovan. I know I don't post much in here but I do follow this thread fairly closely and I thought I had something of worth to contribute here. Nothing useful to add, but ouch. Trapped in a similar situation due to similar problems and events. Solidarity, comrade.
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:07 |
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Rarity posted:Shitposting is my real kink Kinkposting is my real poo poo
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:09 |
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Probably bad form but re-posting this just so this doesn't get lost at the bottom of the last page, in case it's helpful:Continuity RCP posted:Thanks for this. I get that a lot from people with qualifications coming out their ears and it's intensely frustrating. I'm not great at maths stuff but I touch computers for a living. While I do have a degree, it's in something intensely unrelated to the job I do (as is the BTEC National Diploma that got me into university in the first place). There's a lot of good resources online for self-teaching code stuff if you'd like to pick it up with a view to switching careers. If you're interested I could maybe try and effort post a bit about how I got into it and recommend some stuff?
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The Deleter posted:She doesn't understand that. Then you have to explain it to her. And if she doesn't or refuses to listen, you have to ask her to trust you on this that Labour will be different and vote for them, for if it doesn't matter why then why not vote how your child wants to make them happy?
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:10 |
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I am down for a coding effortpost
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:11 |
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Junior G-man posted:ShUt ThE gently caress uP vInCe. DEBATE ME COWARDS
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:13 |
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Braggart posted:I once came across redhead-specific sissy porn. The creator had written captions to the effect that people don't find redheaded men attractive, but they do find redheaded women very attractive, so the solution for redheaded men was to try to be women, in order to be accepted and loved and have some kind of worth and also be humiliated in a good way. I like red headed men. I have a thing for David Caruso. (Mind you I don't know anyone else who does.) When I was 14 I had a major crush on a ginger haired guy.
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Surprise T Rex posted:Probably bad form but re-posting this just so this doesn't get lost at the bottom of the last page, in case it's helpful: I was going to quote it here to add that I also touch computers/program for a living, I only attained GCSE qualifications. Maybe a real time chat could be helpful in the discord?
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:14 |
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Weird how everything has got worse in the past ten years
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:15 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I like red headed men. I have a thing for David Caruso. (Mind you I don't know anyone else who does.) When I was 14 I had a major crush on a ginger haired guy. I know it's all anecdotal but I am a huge sucker for redheaded men. And blondes, but really my heart is with the redheads. My mum loves David Caruso if that makes you feel more in company
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:17 |
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sinky posted:Weird how everything has got worse in the past ten years why would gordon brown and the muslims do this
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:20 |
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Vince Cable dressed up as a pirate king, standing in front of the 2019 Liberal Democrats dressed as pirates:Aphex- posted:DEBATE ME COWARDS sinky posted:Weird how everything has got worse in the past ten years
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:20 |
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https://twitter.com/MhairiBlack/status/1193926763551875072?s=19
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:21 |
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I like red hair regardless of the owner although the biggest oval office I ever knew IRL was a redhead. Then again there was another redhead who was also a bassist and it was extremely funny watching the cunty one getting angrier and angier IRL as the good one was successful in music.
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:21 |
The Deleter posted:This thread is loving wild. In both senses. 'I hate the status quo so I'm going to vote for the status quo' lol Maybe explain to your potentially revolutionary mum what a centrist really is?
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:22 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:I would very much disagree with this from personal experience. SMP I changed schools a lot as a kid and went from traditional maths in year 7 (in new money) to SMP "modern maths" in year 8 (1972/3) I am not surprised you couldn't get it on your own. Went back to trad maths in year 9.5 (another school change). What a relief. Fortunately I had an aptitude for maths changing syllabuses so often. But I missed chunks without knowing it. Sitting at a Cambridge entrance exam and question 1 compulsory 50% of marks "blah blah histogram" and I'm like "what the heck is a histogram". Back in those days those considered "good at maths" did not do statistics it was for biologists and social scientists. We did mechanics.
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Tesseraction posted:shower thought: I wonder if this was inspired by their first time on a bidet toilets are just naturally spooOOooky as a child i was terrified by toilet brushes because i thought they would come to life and attack me. used to have nightmares about it, panicked whenever the toilet brush was slightly further forward than it should have been, because today might be the day. i still occasionally get a sudden (but minor) adrenaline shock if i catch movement out of the corner of my eye in the direction of the toilet
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Camrath posted:Nothing useful to add, but ouch. Trapped in a similar situation due to similar problems and events. Solidarity, comrade. Was also in a similar situation (though not as bad) and although I'm doing better than I was I feel deep down that something snapped and I've not been the same since (and suspect I never will be)
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:25 |
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CGI Stardust posted:though. That's just the world's most awesome bidet
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:28 |
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CGI Stardust posted:as a child i was terrified by toilet brushes
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I like red headed men. I have a thing for David Caruso. (Mind you I don't know anyone else who does.) When I was 14 I had a major crush on a ginger haired guy. Me too. Red headed men I mean, not David Caruso. Hot hot hot
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:33 |
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runwiled posted:I smoke a lot of cannabis at night to knock me out so I could sleep and not focus on how miserable I was. The tenses here are confusing so maybe it's not an issue for you any more, and I know it's annoying to hear, but I was in a very similar situation for years and years and for me things started turning around when I finally realised weed was hurting more than it was helping. I'm still miserable don't get me wrong
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:35 |
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Through existing at the same time as Ed Sheeran I have observed that the entire goddamn planet loves a redhead.
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:36 |
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You need to use one with a soft tip, then pass it on when you're done
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:36 |
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It'd be pretty cool if the SNP was actually the Socialist N***az Party and ran UK wide, might consider voting for them over Labour. Eazy-E lol. Toilet paper's pretty gross if you think about it though. If you got feces on any other part of your body you wouldn't just wipe it off with dry paper and go about your day. Shattafs are cool but go everywhere. I want one of those Japanese toilet things with the built in bidet, but I worry what else they do.
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:37 |
If you are not using a wirebrush and Dettol to wipe. Are you even living life correctly?
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:37 |
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Check out all these people who don't know how to use the three shells!
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:39 |
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It's only lunchtime and I've found my moronic take for the day https://twitter.com/mattuthompson/status/1194201667610251266?s=19
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:42 |
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quote:On the red carpet for "Gravity," MTV News' Josh Horowitz asked Sandra Bullock to once and for all settle the greatest mystery in movie history.
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:42 |
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lmao was this actually delivered? Our postal workers are great.
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:49 |
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fuf posted:The tenses here are confusing so maybe it's not an issue for you any more, and I know it's annoying to hear, but I was in a very similar situation for years and years and for me things started turning around when I finally realised weed was hurting more than it was helping. Twas a typo! I have now corrected it to be past tense. I can't afford it and I even if I could I'd be wary about using that heavily again. Sometimes I feel like a joint would be nice when I'm so anxious I can't do anything and having some temporary respite would be wonderful but overall I'm better off not using.
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 13:50 |
fuf posted:The tenses here are confusing so maybe it's not an issue for you any more, and I know it's annoying to hear, but I was in a very similar situation for years and years and for me things started turning around when I finally realised weed was hurting more than it was helping. It's the devil's choice. I was doing similar until recently and it was affecting my mood and motivation, so now I keep it to the weekends and just try to work through the sleep deprivation. Which affects my mood and motivation even more, lol It's useful as hell when it's an every so often thing, though, I still believe that. It gives me a bit of separation from my constant rumination and helps me assess my mindset and situation a little more objectively. That kind of mental space is invaluable when you're otherwise caught in the hurricane
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Guavanaut posted:I want one of those Japanese toilet things with the built in bidet, but I worry what else they do. There's ones you can use to retrofit UK toilets to have a bidet.
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Bundy posted:I was going to quote it here to add that I also touch computers/program for a living, I only attained GCSE qualifications. Maybe a real time chat could be helpful in the discord? Surprise T Rex posted:I'm not great at maths stuff but I touch computers for a living. While I do have a degree, it's in something intensely unrelated to the job I do (as is the BTEC National Diploma that got me into university in the first place). you see? they cannot be trusted. give a brush your respect and your fear, work in partnership with it, but never let it become intimate lest you pay the price Braggart posted:That's just the world's most awesome bidet
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Failed Imagineer posted:It's only lunchtime and I've found my moronic take for the day This is so catastrophically dumb I'm having trouble processing it.
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