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A British prison gang called the Crisps. |
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gleebster posted:A British prison gang called the Crisps. All five episodes of it. |
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Nov 5, 2019 17:39
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a terminator that is sent back to kill jfk when oswald misses idk ---------------- |
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Nov 5, 2019 21:54
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got any sevens posted:a terminator that is sent back to kill jfk when oswald misses The Berninator |
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Nov 5, 2019 22:09
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a new season of bear grylls finds convoluted ways to drink his own piss on national television
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Nov 5, 2019 22:11
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A prank show where Bear Grylls tricks you into drinking your own pee to survive and then it turns out you're not even in the woods it's just the zoo |
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Nov 5, 2019 22:21
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Nevvy Z posted:A prank show where Bear Grylls tricks you into drinking your own pee to survive and then it turns out you're not even in the woods it's just the zoo me: ohhh nooooo bear don't make meeeee oh noooo
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Nov 5, 2019 22:56
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SardonicTyrant posted:Bernie Sanders is a Terminator. |
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Nov 5, 2019 23:43
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Nevvy Z posted:A prank show where Bear Grylls tricks you into drinking your own pee to survive and then it turns out you're not even in the woods it's just the zoo The hell? Bear Grylls isn't even here, I'm just lying on the ground between the bear and gorilla enclosures. What was I on? *sips piss thoughtfully* |
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Nov 6, 2019 00:33
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nut posted:a new season of bear grylls finds convoluted ways to drink his own piss on national television Eventually he just turns to the camera and says, "Look. It's sterile and I like the taste!" |
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Nov 6, 2019 04:20
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All I got is the phrase "fruit leather daddy"
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Nov 6, 2019 19:38
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magic cactus posted:All I got is the phrase "fruit leather daddy" i keep breaking the fruit by the foot bonds before i need to use the safe phrase ("no sugar added")
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Nov 6, 2019 21:31
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santa's twitter feed, filled with posts that are just a person on the naughty list he starts making sponsored posts to advertise certain toys ---------------- |
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Nov 7, 2019 09:04
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Finger Prince posted:(to the theme of toys r us commercials) ---------------- |
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Nov 8, 2019 10:51
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got any sevens posted:santa's twitter feed, filled with posts that are just a person on the naughty list like he doesn't even list a reason, just the person's name and that's it? ---------------- |
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Nov 8, 2019 10:55
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:like he doesn't even list a reason, just the person's name and that's it? Just an ambiguous hashtag Billy Thornton #NaughtyList #ThatsNotHowYouUseARake |
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Nov 8, 2019 15:05
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Edna Jones #YouPromisedthePissWouldCleartheBalls
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Nov 8, 2019 15:44
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Of I wanted to be judged for my cookie heavy diet I'd call Mrs. Clause. #broccoliisnotasantasnack |
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Nov 8, 2019 15:51
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#IDontKnowAboutTheRestOfAnimeButWhatYouWereWatchingDefinitelyWasntArt |
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Nov 8, 2019 16:26
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A book entitled 2020: The Year We All Died. Then 2020 passes without incident, and I release 2021: We're Dead. We're Ghosts. This continues with the title name following the exploits of humanity as it has ghost adventures. |
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Nov 9, 2019 03:14
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Santa Moniac Los Angelina Jolie |
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Nov 9, 2019 04:06
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meeting my new cellmate "ok, so, I had this idea that turned out to be against the law. you know pokemon? with trainers and battles? i organized a league for that, but with chickens" "you mean cockfighting?" "why does everyone keep calling it that?" |
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Nov 10, 2019 02:17
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SardonicTyrant posted:following the exploits of humanity as it has ghost adventures. ... bro did it just get cold right here bro? |
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Nov 10, 2019 02:30
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A catalog for old lady knick knacks but aimed at millennial old ladies. Who are also stoners. |
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Nov 10, 2019 05:40
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"I'd love to get a plate of her milk and cookies." But, like, said in a funny suggestive voice. |
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Nov 12, 2019 05:11
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SardonicTyrant posted:"I'd love to get a plate of her milk and cookies." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OEFLpVgTTo |
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Nov 12, 2019 05:17
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trying to discredit someones argument because they "have been known to poop in their pants" i.e. they were once a baby |
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Nov 12, 2019 05:59
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FreshCutFries posted:trying to discredit someones argument because they "have been known to poop in their pants" i.e. they were once a baby "So you would have us believe that you are so infallible and perfect that you have never once pooped your pants?", I smugly retort as poop comes brimming out of the waistline on my slacks. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Nov 12, 2019 |
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Nov 12, 2019 07:01
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FreshCutFries posted:trying to discredit someones argument because they "have been known to poop in their pants" i.e. they were once a baby That's an ad gaa-gaaminem |
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Nov 12, 2019 13:25
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Logical fallacies for children might be fun. Baby #1: MOMMMMYYYYYYY!!! Baby #2: *tsk* Appeal to authority. |
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Nov 12, 2019 14:58
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Kid 1: This hill is way too steep. If we start sledding down it we'll end up going way too fast and crash into a tree. Kid 2: Do I need to say it? google THIS fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Nov 12, 2019 |
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Nov 12, 2019 15:00
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FreshCutFries posted:trying to discredit someones argument because they "have been known to poop in their pants" i.e. they were once a baby critics: nobel prize? more like nobly tries not to poo poo their drawers but also fails at that little endeavour didn't u didn't u little baby man
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Nov 12, 2019 15:02
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google THIS posted:Logical fallacies for children might be fun. mom charlie bit me he's mean my darling son, fundamental attribution error
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Nov 12, 2019 15:52
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We all know the secret to assless chaps. But the secret to a chapless rear end? Regularly apply Vaseline liberally to the cheeks.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Nov 13, 2019 |
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Nov 13, 2019 04:55
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:We all know the secret to assless chaps. But the secret to a chapless rear end? Regularly apply Vaseline liberally to the cheeks. If only you'd take my simple advice Pull down your pants and slide on the ice |
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Nov 13, 2019 15:48
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My donkey ran away and now I'm an assless chap. |
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Nov 13, 2019 16:19
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google THIS posted:My donkey ran away and now I'm an assless chap. I'm sure that really burns your rear end. It's hot out there and they usually don't carry sunscreen. |
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Nov 13, 2019 16:24
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Assless Chaps is the name of a gay bar for skinny guys |
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Nov 13, 2019 16:48
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wholesome d&d spells: Bigby's Friendly Fistbump
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Nov 14, 2019 03:41
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magic cactus posted:wholesome d&d spells: Tenser's Floating Disco
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