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ARE YOU READY TO GET loving PUMPED!? DO YOU WANT SIX PACK ABS? DO YOU WANT SHREDDED BICEPS? DO YOU WANT AN rear end THAT PEOPLE MISTAKE FOR A SEXY BOULDER??? THEN YOU NEED MY NEW FITNESS SYSTEM!!! THE CRUSH. THE CRUSH IS A TOTALLY INNOVATIVE NEW METHOD OF GETTING A BODY THAT JUST WON'T QUIT BUT STILL LIVES IN FEAR OF BEING LAID OFF BECAUSE IT KNOWS THE COMPANY JUST OPENED A NEW BRANCH IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY WITH LOWER WAGES!!! HOW DOES THE CRUSH WORK??? IT'S SIMPLE YOU WEAKLING!!! YOU loving IDIOT!!!! SIMPLY LAY ON THE GROUND AND HAVE SOMEONE PILE SOME HEAVY poo poo ON YOU!!! C-C-C-CRUSH!!! DON'T BELIEVE IT COULD BE THIS EASY??? HOW ABOUT THIS:  IF THAT DOESN'T CONVINCE YOU THAT THE CRUSH IS THE ONLY FITNESS SYSTEM YOU NEED THEN HOW ABOUT THE DEAL OF THE CENTURY?! IF YOU ORDER OUR STRENGTH BUILDING SYSTEM RIGHT NOW YOU'LL RECEIVE THE GUIDE TO THE CRUSH, A 100% COTTON T-SHIRT THAT SAYS "CRUSH THIS" AND OUR DVD OF HELPFUL HINTS INCLUDING "WHY IS MY LUNG DEFLATING" AND "PLEASE HELP ME I THINK MY ARM IS BROKEN" ALL FOR SIX PAYMENTS OF $39.99!!! CAN YOU AFFORD TO IGNORE YOUR FITNESS FOR ANOTHER DAY, TUBBY!? GET CRUSHED!!!!
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I used this system on my dick and after working my way up to four 50 lb. bags of cement, my member is swole af Thanks Crush System! A doctor told me to put ice on it but that dumb gently caress doesn't realize that this is a feature of the Crush System, not a bug.
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Nov 11, 2019 21:52
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mmmmffffffffffffffff!!!mfff!!!!mmmmffffffffff!
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Nov 11, 2019 21:54
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I got a big crush on my teacher what can I do?
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Nov 11, 2019 21:57
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Pickwick High posted:I got a big crush on my teacher what can I do? GET RIPPED, WEKALING!!!!
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Nov 11, 2019 22:02
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It worked for me, I had a crush and walked off 30 pounds
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Nov 11, 2019 22:06
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i'm Giles Corey and i'm a satisfied user of the Crush system
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Nov 11, 2019 22:08
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Penid pumd
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Nov 11, 2019 22:09
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I’m in shape and svelte already, but thanks. I just don’t eat a lot, saves money too. Is this a mlm? I’m in then. I’d crush it.
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Nov 11, 2019 22:14
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There's this lady at the bar whom I have a mild crush on but also literally other patron also has a crush on so all I can really do is harbor the satisfaction of being a decent customer.
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Nov 11, 2019 22:14
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if i just grab my flab and squeeze really hard, is that like a mini-crush system?
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Nov 11, 2019 22:34
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wheres the fukin beef OP?
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GILES COR-Bonaventure posted:i'm Giles Corey and i'm a satisfied user of the Crush system
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Nov 11, 2019 22:44
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*hurriedly registers competing trademark for CrushFit*
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are you this fellow
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Nov 11, 2019 22:50
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to give you this shitty icon and give Lowtax his cyborg spine parts
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It's like Jelqing your entire body!™
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Nov 11, 2019 23:04
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https://youtu.be/R3fXSM6lBDE
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Mozi posted:if i just grab my flab and squeeze really hard, is that like a mini-crush system? THIS IS THE MICRO-CRUSH SYSTEM!!! THE MICRO-CRUSH IS GREAT BECAUSE YOU CAN DO IT ANYTIME ANYWHERE!!!! SITTING IN A MEETING? GRAB SOME FLAB AND START CRUSHING!!! WAITING FOR THE BUS? SQUEEZE UNTIL YOU BREAK SKIN!!! NO PAIN NO loving GAIN!!
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Nov 11, 2019 23:59
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i suck off 3 or 4 men every day and i absorb some of their power
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i suck off 3 or 4 men every day and i absorb some of their power DO THIS BUT WITH A COUCH ON YOUR CHEST AND YOU'LL BE SO RIPPED YOU'LL GET MINIMUM 5 DICKS A DAY!!!
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Nov 12, 2019 00:45
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ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO TRY THE CRUSH!!!????
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Nov 12, 2019 16:18
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Wish somebody would crush the OP.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Wish somebody would crush the OP. CAN'T CRUSH A CRUSHER, YOU LILY-HAMMER!!!!!
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Literally A Person posted:ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO TRY THE CRUSH!!!???? literally a person, i gotta say you are CRUSHING IT
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Mozi posted:literally a person, i gotta say AND BEING CRUSHED BY IT!!! THAT'S HOW ADAPTABLE THIS FITNESS SYSTEM TRULY IS!!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYZgAlXDUjM
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crush this!
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Nov 12, 2019 16:41
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Spins posted:It worked for me, I had a crush and walked off 30 pounds printers aren't that heavy these days c'mon
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Nov 12, 2019 16:42
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Smackdillion posted:are you this fellow I remember his mullet being way cooler
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Nov 12, 2019 16:43
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I have been doing this egg thing all wrong.
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i just do crossfit and now im paralyzed from the neck down and have lost so much weight
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Hackers film 1995 posted:i just do crossfit and now im paralyzed from the neck down and have lost so much weight THE BEAUTY OF THE CRUSH FITNESS SYSTEM IS EVEN TINY WEAKLING QUADRIPLEGICS LIKE YOU CAN BENEFIT FROM IT'S MUSCLE SHREDDING INGENUITY! TRAPPED IN BED NO LONGER ABLE TO MOVE OR poo poo LIKE A NORMAL PERSON??? GET CRUSHED AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT YOU'LL BE SO RIPPED THE NURSES WILL HARDLY BE ABLE TO TURN YOU IN YOUR BED TO PREVENT BED SORES!!!!!
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Nov 12, 2019 17:01
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I wanna get crushed so hard my juices come out where do I go for such treatment OP?
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Nov 12, 2019 17:25
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Pickwick High posted:I wanna get crushed so hard my juices come out where do I go for such treatment OP? SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE READY TO TAKE THE CRUSH TO THE EXTREME!!! HOW MANY CHINA HUTCHES DO YOU HAVE?! START PILING THOSE BAD BOYS ON UNTIL YOU CRY TEARS OF BLOOD AND YOUR TOENAILS SHOOT OFF YOUR FEET AND BECOME EMBEDDED IN YOUR CEILING!!!!
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Nov 12, 2019 17:32
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Idiots! All you're doing is making the witches stronger!
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G E T C R USHED
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How does this witness system integrate with my current fitness regime, THE SMUSH?
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Nov 12, 2019 20:50
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as long as i can just lie there and dont have to do any work crush me up
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My Shoes posted:crush this! 
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