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SKILLS WALLETS WINNING HERE EDIT : Virgin Atlantic 156 is a scheduled flight from Las Vegas to London Heathrow. What a PR genius beardy twat is eh? biglads fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Nov 12, 2019 |
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Continuity RCP posted:welcome to the SWP comrade, your mandatory racist jazz concert is tomorrow Rapist jazz concert. Either works. SWP leadership are sex criminals.
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Nov 12, 2019 21:21
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My brain has taken to just saying ‘skills wallet’ to me at the most random moments, please send help.
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Nov 12, 2019 21:22
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quote is NOT edit As you can see from my wallet, my posting skills are questionable. biglads fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Nov 12, 2019 |
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Nov 12, 2019 21:22
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if the piss tory cared about not splitting the vote he would've stood down a minute before the deadline.
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Nov 12, 2019 21:25
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biglads posted:quote is NOT edit *Opens skills wallet* *Moths*
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Nov 12, 2019 21:26
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https://twitter.com/iammightor/status/1194232036627812352
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Nov 12, 2019 21:30
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Is it like a prison wallet?
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Nov 12, 2019 21:35
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I strayed into the Express comments to see what their take on the wreathgate was... Apparently, this switching the video to show a sober Johnson laying a wreath the right way up in 2016 instead of the dishevelled wreck of a man laying a wreath upside down on Sunday was done 'to discredit the tories' because the BBC will stop at nothing!!! Absolutely deluded. How the heck do they work that out? (Rhetorical question).
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Nov 12, 2019 21:38
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needs the follow up https://twitter.com/elashton/status/1194344073307529216?s=20 lmao https://twitter.com/SOPH_C_/status/1194338042573516800?s=20
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Nov 12, 2019 21:43
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*to the Lib Dems in an extremely 12-year-old voice* "Actually Skill is an African bum disease so you've got a bum disease wallet haha"
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Nov 12, 2019 21:45
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i'm really feeling torn between: 1) the Lib Dems are delusional to the point where they actually think they can win because of the belief that everything's gone Leave / Remain, or 2) the Lib Dems are deliberately sabotaging Labour knowing that a Tory government gives the LDs more opportunity to establish themselves as the second party after a hard Brexit i genuinely cannot tell any more wibewaw democwats pwease give me a weawwy big skiwws wawwets Owo CGI Stardust fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Nov 12, 2019 |
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Nov 12, 2019 21:47
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Noxville posted:My brain has taken to just saying ‘skills wallet’ to me at the most random moments, please send help.  
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Nov 12, 2019 21:54
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biglads posted:EDIT : Virgin Atlantic 156 is a scheduled flight from Las Vegas to London Heathrow. I've flown on (and posted to UKMT from) that flight!
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Nov 12, 2019 21:54
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Nov 12, 2019 21:54
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CGI Stardust posted:i'm really feeling torn between: Don't think it's either. No-one believes option 1, they will only be working about 70 seats. They are not clever enough for option 2 and even if they were there are far too many unknowns. All they are trying to do is maximise their vote now at any seemingly any expense.
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Nov 12, 2019 21:55
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Noxville posted:My brain has taken to just saying ‘skills wallet’ to me at the most random moments, please send help. Mine says "laminating oval office" to me about every 90 minutes, followed by a fit of giggles. Thank you Top Flight Time Machine, you've completely destroyed my brain
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Nov 12, 2019 21:56
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Nov 12, 2019 21:56
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Hey you can't say they didn't teach him how to grift.
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Nov 12, 2019 21:58
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Nov 12, 2019 21:59
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The absolute brass neck of these fuckers.
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Nov 12, 2019 22:03
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https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1194164661429719040
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Nov 12, 2019 22:03
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Nov 12, 2019 22:05
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Sure is nice to be paid big bucks for a quickly shat out article arguing in defence of the status quo! I assume it all makes sense and is internally consistent. I haven't checked, but why would I need to? I'm brilliant 
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Nov 12, 2019 22:05
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https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1194320833977733123?s=20 This is the most shambolic, literally incredible, effort to 'humanise' this utter waste of flesh. Try to make it through the full four minutes. It's so painful. And keep a close watch for 'completely random BAME Tory person' just wandering by randomly. As you do.
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Nov 12, 2019 22:09
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Braggart posted:Sure is nice to be paid big bucks for a quickly shat out article arguing in defence of the status quo! I assume it all makes sense and is internally consistent. I haven't checked, but why would I need to? I'm brilliant I can never forgive my parents for not giving me the opportunities to profit from writing low effort tat telling on myself for The Times & Telegraph. Useless shites.
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Nov 12, 2019 22:11
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The entire course of human history has existed so that this single moment of perfect and total ownage could take place.
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Nov 12, 2019 22:12
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You'd think he'd be happier about Farage offering him no deal
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Nov 12, 2019 22:14
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Junior G-man posted:https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1194320833977733123?s=20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M930FDIaSLA
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Nov 12, 2019 22:15
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Junior G-man posted:This is the most shambolic, literally incredible, effort to 'humanise' this utter waste of flesh. Try to make it through the full four minutes. It's so painful. This is chronic.
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Nov 12, 2019 22:17
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pitch a fitness posted:It's constantly rattling around my mind, oscillating between: SKILLS WALLETS! (johnson is racist) SKILLS WALLETS! (johnson is racist) *repeat until brain liquefies*
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Nov 12, 2019 22:20
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gently caress I was just going to post that Also to further depress us after all the porn chat, one of the video sets that I heard was featured on pornhub had the gimmick of a security guard in a store pulling shoplifters aside and extorting them for sex, and every single preview video had the girls look horrified the entire time in a way that seemed designed to horrify anyone who wasn't a rapist, and is even worse after this story of a Primark security guard doing exactly that but to fifteen year olds
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Nov 12, 2019 22:23
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Zalakwe posted:Don't think it's either. Unless they do C&S with Labour, but Swinson was still going on about the Dangers Of Jeremy Corbyn In Number 10 last I heard, so gently caress knows. Are they really that incompetent? (the answer is probably yes) Junior G-man posted:https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1194320833977733123?s=20 rolling stones no thai curry in No 10  marmite - yes this country is going gangbusters coalition of chaos is back (this time in pog form) semi-Marxist (that's me right now) oven ready, slam it in the microwave the symmetry between a free market economy and great... great! public services get brexit done and unleash the potential of this whole country please. i don't want another 5 years of this fuckwit. if he wins, drop a piano on me
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Nov 12, 2019 22:25
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Junior G-man posted:https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1194320833977733123?s=20 Fuark... What's with all these videos with Boris walking away showing his back to the camera? Did some adviser convince them that the upper back is his most telegenic quadrant? It just ends up looking like cryptid footage. And Joris' favourite band being The Clash is up there with Paul Ryan's favourite band being RATM... And my god that loving BAME guy strolling past. They weren't even content to have him just be window-dressing, they had to shoehorn in an awkward scripted hallway greeting. What the gently caress must be going through that guy's head when he's waiting for his cue? This is all very, very grim
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Nov 12, 2019 22:26
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Cheers mate. Lmao
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Nov 12, 2019 22:27
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lol i was getting ready to rant to g-man that not ever BAME in a video should be viewed as a prop then i watched the video
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Nov 12, 2019 22:30
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 Hmm ... no actual policies beyond a single one liner, annoying as hell and loves imposing his asinine views on everyone at loud volume. That's a lib dem alright! I also got my first lib dem lies leaflet today! A little bar chart with two entries, lib dems labelled as 2nd and Labour as 5th (in the european election results it said, in small writing). No mention of the conservatives. Or the number one party, which would have been the Brexit party. Cunts.
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Nov 12, 2019 22:31
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Junior G-man posted:https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1194320833977733123?s=20 The whole thing makes me seasick. Also the camera work is really wobbly
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Nov 12, 2019 22:32
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skills AND wallets? i'm going gangbusters over here! the only thing that's oven-ready right now is my head
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Any time I read the phrase "skills wallets" I hear it in my head in the exact same cadence as the Liz Truss video. "Next week I'll be heading to Bristol to open up new Skills Wallets  "
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