UKMT November 2019 - Andrew Can't Denounce Epstein Properly

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ContinuityNewTimes: Dec 30, 2010; Я выдуман напрочь

OwlFancier posted:

Terreblanche College at Branson Uni

# ? Nov 12, 2019 22:40

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# ? May 26, 2024 16:26

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Junior G-man posted:

Try to make it through the full four minutes. It's so painful.

Made it to fish and chips on a cold beach and remembered that I've been putting off cleaning the bins out with bleach and hot water.

It's an excellent motivator for getting the country up and working on anything but watching that video.

e: ^^ Virgin Orania

# ? Nov 12, 2019 22:43

Jaeluni Asjil: Apr 18, 2018; Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Junior G-man posted:

https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1194320833977733123?s=20

This is the most shambolic, literally incredible, effort to 'humanise' this utter waste of flesh. Try to make it through the full four minutes. It's so painful.

And keep a close watch for 'completely random BAME Tory person' just wandering by randomly. As you do.

It's so poo poo, you share it, and then that's poo poo-posting - LKuennsberg

# ? Nov 12, 2019 22:44

JordanKai: Aug 19, 2011; Get high and think of me.

Failed Imagineer posted:

And Joris' favourite band being The Clash is up there with Paul Ryan's favourite band being RATM...

I was going to make this exact comment. He couldn't even say something halfway plausible like the Beatles or the Who, it just had to be a radleft punk band. :livintrope:

# ? Nov 12, 2019 22:45

Puntification: Nov 4, 2009; Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic; Fun Shoe

RockyB posted:

Hmm ... no actual policies beyond a single one liner, annoying as hell and loves imposing his asinine views on everyone at loud volume. That's a lib dem alright!

This makes me wonder if the monster raving loony party are part of the remain alliance.

# ? Nov 12, 2019 22:45

gh0stpinballa: Mar 5, 2019

Bobby Deluxe posted:

It also depends on which porn industry you mean as well. Do you mean the California porn industry with it's exploitative pay and practices, outright misogyny and performers expected to get cosmetic surgery as a matter of course?

Or do you mean the underground porn industry, the one where Nicki Blue was able to sell her virginity on livestream and has since gone on to talk about how her safewords weren't respected in a bondage video kink.com are still monetising to this day?

Or the other underground industry, formed by ex mainstream performers sick of mainstream standards, who are self directing like Lily Cade, or the aforementioned aussie sites formed by girls who wanted to make money but couldn't find anyone paying a fair rate?

Or the amateur sex worker industry, monetising social media by using 'clean' teaser photos on facebook and instagram ( and now tumblr) to link to paid snapchat accounts and cam sites, or just paid videos on pornhub?

Or speaking of pornhub, maybe the burgeoning free porn market serving homemade content and cut down sample promos from pay sites and making ad money to keep it all free to the end user?

Or maybe the Russian scene, which is either high art photography of impossibly beautiful women or terrying rape porn that almost certainly gets you on all the lists. Or the british grot scene, which appears to be the same two guys and the same van for the last 30 years.

See that's the problem with 'the porn industry,' is that there isn't just one. How would you even begin to legislate the californian industry (which badly needs it) without harming the ex-performer and amateur industries (which if anything need greater protection).

Trying to imagine Ricky Martin singing this.

If they're not going to gunk you with fake cum then what's even the loving point.

also don't forget the tube sites draw in most of their traffic now from people looking for more and more violent incest and lolita play videos, when they're not outright hosting child porn and real rapes of kidnapped children as was exposed a few weeks ago, almost as if unfettered access to all of this stuff just leads to demand for increasingly warped and dangerous content, and doesn't actually do poo poo for promoting "healthy sexuality".

so i agree, it's all garbage and we should be asking what makes people feel like they have to do it to survive rather than "how can this twenty seven year old woman dressed like a tween experience simulated rape in as safe and professional an environment as possible, we should get her in a union by golly"

it's radlib bullshit and i hate it!

gh0stpinballa fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Nov 12, 2019

# ? Nov 12, 2019 22:46

CGI Stardust: Nov 7, 2010; Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

It's so poo poo, you share it, and then that's poo poo-posting - LKuennsberg

gently caress, she's right. it's like marmite. marmite? yes.

# ? Nov 12, 2019 22:47

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I might be inclined to suggest that the increasing demand for increasingly extreme porn and the stream of people who may not be entirely willing but are economically compelled to fill that demand, is itself an artefact of capitalism because people are increasingly stressed out, atomized, and removed from human interaction and even if they're not it's loving hard to juggle a relationship and merely existing in late capitalism if it hasn't utterly killed most of your sex drive.

So the answer still seems to be socialism, both in terms of immediately helping workers and fixing the driving impulses.

# ? Nov 12, 2019 22:52

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

It depends on what the individuals searching for that kind of material were doing beforehand. Some studies (Kendall, Bhuller et al.) suggest that they were just raping people.

The reliance of some quarters on fake incest is weird, but it's mostly weird for how mass market it seems to be, when in fact it mostly seems to be being bankrolled by a handful of wealthy sex weirds.

So the answer still seems to be socialism.

# ? Nov 12, 2019 22:59

twoot: Oct 29, 2012

Sycophantry posted:

I know someone was asking earlier about Momentum and the volunteer sign ups and I'd check your email now. The latest thing they sent said they'd had a problem with their online platform so the last few days of volunteer processing didn't go through. I resubmitted with them and instantly got the invite to the Slack channel. Hoping my inability to go out and canvas can be of some use in the data-entry and support departments.

You don't have PMs so I'll just ask here. It was me asking about the Momentum volunteering sign up.

I tried the form again and still no luck with any follow up mail. Checked spam folder etc. Do you know if there is someone leading the effort who I could DM on twitter or something? Cheers.

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:03

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/BrexitEssex/status/1194241979816669184?s=20

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:12

Junior G-man: Sep 15, 2004; Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

He really is the gift that keeps on gaping. Special evening present for Sanitary.

https://twitter.com/MikeGapes/status/1194374636139679750?s=19

:love:

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:15

Sycophantry: Jan 4, 2009

twoot posted:

You don't have PMs so I'll just ask here. It was me asking about the Momentum volunteering sign up.

I tried the form again and still no luck with any follow up mail. Checked spam folder etc. Do you know if there is someone leading the effort who I could DM on twitter or something? Cheers.

The email I received sent me to https://volunteer.peoplesmomentum.com/ so check there. I signed up through that and was instantly sent a Slack invite. Unfortunately, it just seemed to be a centrally sent out e-mail with no names.

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:15

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Junior G-man posted:

He really is the gift that keeps on gaping. Special evening present for Sanitary.

https://twitter.com/MikeGapes/status/1194374636139679750?s=19

loving lol @ nicking the labour branding and puttng TIGCUK on it.

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:17

Umbra Dubium: Nov 23, 2007; The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!

Junior G-man posted:

He really is the gift that keeps on gaping. Special evening present for Sanitary.

https://twitter.com/MikeGapes/status/1194374636139679750?s=19

Surely that has to be illegal?

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:30

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/Number10Doggo/status/1194231604882923524

there is no loving way that dog is a Tory. I refuse to accept it

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:37

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Bardeh posted:

https://twitter.com/Number10Doggo/status/1194231604882923524

there is no loving way that dog is a Tory. I refuse to accept it

pissing on the poor(steps)

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:39

Angepain: Jul 13, 2012; what keeps happening to my clothes

wow scottish labour really are stealing snp policies

https://twitter.com/TheScotsman/status/1194290274723418112

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:44

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Utter obsequience to their self-proclaimed betters? Dogs are tory as gently caress.

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:45

Wiggly Wayne DDS: Sep 11, 2010

https://twitter.com/uk_domain_names/status/1194338664115064832

code:

constituency_name	majority	con	lab	ld
Chipping Barnet		353		25679	25326	3012
Esher and Walton	23298		35071	11773	10374
South Swindon		2464		24809	22345	2079

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:45

Chuff McNothing: Sep 9, 2019; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Looking forward to explaining why this is now my placeholder image for design mockups.

Chuff McNothing fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Nov 12, 2019

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:48

Trickjaw: Jun 23, 2005; Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene

Oh no! I'm featured on clp literature, and I look like the most sinister oval office to stalk the earth. I make the Mr Pennywise look like a nursery school teacher.

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:52

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Weirdly I should be in my clp promo material but I appear to not show up on photographs.

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:54

Trickjaw: Jun 23, 2005; Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene

OwlFancier posted:

Weirdly I should be in my clp promo material but I appear to not show up on photographs.

I'm in a crowd of older comrades, so perhaps I'm the ' Vote Labour, or we'll send him '

I'm ok with that.

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:58

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

I'm entertaining the possibility that they might have hired a high end photoshopper to remove me lol.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:01

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier is the big hairy Northerner next to Stalin in this photo.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:03

Trickjaw: Jun 23, 2005; Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene

OwlFancier posted:

I'm entertaining the possibility that they might have hired a high end photoshopper to remove me lol.

I know our budgets, and that's why I'm there. I'll have to do it myself. Seriously, it looks like the Joker is canvassing.

Newsnight, Tory cunts in Grantham "Who conquered half the world?" Umm, Roman, Spanish, Vikings, Martians

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:07

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

ahahahaha

https://twitter.com/Lokinash06/status/1194378044162609153

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:14

Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

Imagine how different this election would be if some sort of preferential voting had been put in place.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:21

ThomasPaine: Feb 4, 2009; We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Junior G-man posted:

https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1194320833977733123?s=20

This is the most shambolic, literally incredible, effort to 'humanise' this utter waste of flesh. Try to make it through the full four minutes. It's so painful.

And keep a close watch for 'completely random BAME Tory person' just wandering by randomly. As you do.

'Oven ready, slam it in the microwave!' inexplicably got me more mad than any other part of this.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:22

Paul.Power: Feb 7, 2009; The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

Trickjaw posted:

I know our budgets, and that's why I'm there. I'll have to do it myself. Seriously, it looks like the Joker is canvassing.

Newsnight, Tory cunts in Grantham "Who conquered half the world?" Umm, Roman, Spanish, Vikings, Martians

Don't forget noted land-war-in-Asia winners, the Mongols.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:23

CGI Stardust: Nov 7, 2010; Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

and for Leslie the photocopy boy too

https://twitter.com/Lokinash06/status/1194391591097643008

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:23

Braggart: Nov 10, 2011; always thank the rock hider

ThomasPaine posted:

'Oven ready, slam it in the microwave!' inexplicably got me more mad than any other part of this.

Oven-ready Brexfast, made nice and soggy in the microwave :yum:

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:24

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

ThomasPaine posted:

'Oven ready, slam it in the microwave!' inexplicably got me more mad than any other part of this.

too prol to know what a combination microwave does? :smug:

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:24

CGI Stardust: Nov 7, 2010; Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A READY MEAL INTO THE MICROWAVE

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:26

namesake: Jun 19, 2006; "When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

CGI Stardust posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A READYBREK(sit) INTO THE MICROWAVE

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:28

Trickjaw: Jun 23, 2005; Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene

Paul.Power posted:

Don't forget noted land-war-in-Asia winners, the Mongols.

Doesn't matter to the gammons. They think mongols is ok to refer to anyone who has learning disabilities.

e:oopsie

Trickjaw fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Nov 13, 2019

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:30

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

CGI Stardust posted:

and for Leslie the photocopy boy too

https://twitter.com/Lokinash06/status/1194391591097643008

This is 100% to try to pretend the whole CUKTIG debacle never happened at a casual glance to trick super low info labour voters into ticking the same box as last election.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:31

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Bardeh posted:

ahahahaha

https://twitter.com/Lokinash06/status/1194378044162609153

Oh dear, this actually makes me feel quite sad for him.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:34

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goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

Meanwhile, the US are opening new frontiers of weaponising accusations of anti-semitism:

https://twitter.com/zacharybasu/status/1194383429879705601

Background: Miller is the alt-right shitsack behind most of Trump's more racist policies, and the SPLC have obtained emails where he boasted to Brietbart News about being a massive racist shithead. So accurately reporting that a senior political figure's own words is now ant-semitism.

# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:35

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