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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
cured meats and cheeses are the beeeest

also pickled things and jams and beer

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Smythe posted:

how much is this thing going to cost? they said 7k or something in something somewhere, at some time.
the monitor stand is a cool $1k all by itself smythe

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.macrumors.com/2019/11/13/phil-schiller-16-inch-macbook-pro-interview/ lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Uptime Sinclair posted:

this is dangerously stymiesque

only a) I realise people want to live and be happy

b) lol you still quoted me

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

the design choices apple made are obvious as gently caress to anyone, the hardest part is discussing them without admitting failure

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

i'm done with the early 2010s trend of cinematic website scrolling holy poo poo just let me see a picture of your wizard keyboard

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

FMguru posted:

the monitor stand is a cool $1k all by itself smythe

im running it headless!!!!!!!!

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

echinopsis posted:

only a) I realise people want to live and be happy

b) lol you still quoted me
gently caress. gently caress!!

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

lord funk posted:

i'm done with the early 2010s trend of cinematic website scrolling holy poo poo just let me see a picture of your wizard keyboard

flash intro pages are back, baby

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed
except this time they're 100mb rather than 1mb

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I kind of want one of them there 16-inch macbooks pro, but I don't even have a use case for it. I guess that's the affliction of capitalism :shrug:

barkbell
Apr 14, 2006

woof
I’m due for an upgrade at work. hopefully they get me this beast of a machine

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



barkbell posted:

I’m due for an upgrade at work. hopefully they get me this beast of a machine

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



ive been hoping nobody notices my 2015 all year because of how bad the new ones were

pram
Jun 10, 2001
i was doing the same but then the battery decided to explode :shrug:

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

can one scam a recently purchased 13 in mbp under applecare but outside return length into one of these

someone give me a walkthrough of being an angry boomer because i cant muster that up over something i bought irresponsibly

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Smythe posted:

how much is this thing going to cost? they said 7k or something in something somewhere, at some time.

how much ya got? I’m sure there’s gonna be a stripper model at around 7k, but if you want a cpu and ram it’s going to go up significantly.

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Screen $200
Data $150
CPU $800
Functional keyboard $3,600
RAM $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my company is doing extremely well

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


Smythe posted:

when are they releasing the new mac pro? i have nearly 10 thousand dollars of company money burning a hole in my pocket. i migt do like 8 grand tho. NOT SURE.

RELEASE IT

do it smythe

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

qirex posted:

industrial design projects take a long time and so does building a practice from scratch even when you're the world's most famous designer, I'd guess we won't see many non apple products out of them for a couple years

i wanna work on those ridic long term things like ideo charges an arm and a leg for, “here’s ur industry in 5-10 years”

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
touchbar only? that’s a hard nope then. bring back function keys

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
who the hell wrote the mbp 16" product page? what does this mean?


how many fps tim apple?? how many???

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

who the hell wrote the mbp 16" product page? what does this mean?


how many fps tim apple?? how many???
weirdly, the footnotes specify exact system specs and testing conditions used, but no raw numbers



i say weirdly because i'm reasonably certain they've posted raw numbers in past game performance comparisons

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
who cares, nobody buys a mac to play games

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Apple doesn’t do spec comparison charts, they just give a vague “x times better than last model”

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
it’s a 24 CU part that probably puts it around 1660ti max q (lol nvidia naming schemes are a mess). Its a pretty decent chip if you discount lame rear end gaming laptops built explicitly for the purpose of chucking out frames.

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Soricidus posted:

touchbar only? that’s a hard nope then. bring back function keys

they brought back the escape key at least, which imho was half the problem right there.

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
i have no escape key and i must vim

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

give us back the f keys and make caps lock an embedded Apple Watch

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Soricidus posted:

touchbar only? that’s a hard nope then. bring back function keys

yeah i am not going to deliberately buy a laptop without an entire set of necessary keys

was 104 keys just so many that they had to strip 12 of them out

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

yeah i am not going to deliberately buy a laptop without an entire set of necessary keys

was 104 keys just so many that they had to strip 12 of them out

where do you propose we put the emojis

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

sad to see apple turning its back on its largest customer base: mainframe and legacy unix programmers

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

poty posted:

where do you propose we put the emojis

draw them on the trackpad with your finger like you can with cjk glyphs

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
where on this supposed "keyboard" am i meant to position my wordperfect function key template, fie i say

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
the lack of hard volume adjustment keys is a bigger problem than missing f keys

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



turns out the macbooks pro were inside us all along

in our butts

they're poo poo

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

The Management posted:

the lack of hard volume adjustment keys is a bigger problem than missing f keys

aren't these the same keys

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

rjmccall posted:

where on this supposed "keyboard" am i meant to position my wordperfect function key template, fie i say

yeah, gently caress anyone who expects a computer to include standard features from the 1970s!

they must be old and stupid!

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

yeah, gently caress anyone who expects a computer to include standard features from the 1970s!

they must be old and stupid!

well yeah, you are

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



refleks posted:

turns out the macbooks pro were inside us all along

in our butts

they're poo poo

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