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Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
No, more the robot!

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




:eek:

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
"How did you figure it out?"
"Because that's him right there without his mask hurtling towards us bound on that bat glider, now let's get out of here and see if there's anything we can do about your heterosexuality."

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I've never heard the phrase "having you on" so I can only assume she was interrupted before adding "top of me".

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I hope I don't run out of web fluid.... also I have plenty of web fluid!

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

David D. Davidson posted:

"How did you figure it out?"
"Because that's him right there without his mask hurtling towards us bound on that bat glider, now let's get out of here and see if there's anything we can do about your heterosexuality."

"To be fair, that Spider-Man dummy was pretty convincing. Especially when it slammed headfirst into the building and fell into a dumpster."

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




I don't think that how any of this stuff works, but okay, you do you, Spidey.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

A fall of 10 feet destroyed the robot? Spidey couldn't have just suplexed the thing?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The robot copied every Spider-man ability, including forgetting his own powers.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Did Doom build the loving Tin Man from Wizard of Oz? It has a desk drawer with spare oil lying around? :lol:

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

Well what do you think robots drink, smarty pants?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I'd mock Doom for thinking yelling at a machine is going to make it work, but well, pot, kettle.

Tiger
Oct 18, 2012

And you, who are you? This is what we've got, yes. What are you going to make of it?
Fun Shoe
It's one thing that the robot, needing oil, would keep some in the desk drawer in the psychiatrist office. It's taken to another level that it also keeps a bottle handy in the secret, upside-down replica of that office, where it planned to spend all of five minutes before Spider-Man left!

It'd be super impractical to even get anything out of an upside-down drawer :D

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Did Doom build the loving Tin Man from Wizard of Oz? It has a desk drawer with spare oil lying around? :lol:

Look, man, he built a robot bird that blows up when he yells too loud. Doom isn't trying his hardest here.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Jerusalem posted:

Did Doom build the loving Tin Man from Wizard of Oz? It has a desk drawer with spare oil lying around? :lol:

A better question is how the gently caress :spidey: managed to get the oil to stick to the roof.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




"For the last time: Peter is NOT Spider-Man!"
*Peter flies by tied to a rocket dressed as Spider-Man*

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Lobok posted:

I've never heard the phrase "having you on" so I can only assume she was interrupted before adding "top of me".
Maybe Natasha's really British.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


loving glorious.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

I think this sums up the last several years of NSM.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

:golfclap:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
:bisonyes:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Last strip: Spider-Man utterly defeated Dr. Doom to the point Doom himself admits failure
Next strip: Spider-Man gets clowned on by some teenage muggers.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Dr. Doom is now mugging Aunt May.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The charade is ended but I can still lay a good burn on the Fantastic Four!

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Samuringa posted:

The charade is ended but I can still lay a good burn on the Fantastic Four!

“I wonder what Ben Grimm is up to right now, it’s been a while. Better warm up the pie throwing bot”

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

Johnny Walker posted:



"For the last time: Peter is NOT Spider-Man!"
*Peter flies by tied to a rocket dressed as Spider-Man*

Okay. This I can work with.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

So what was the point of that guy Doom kidnapped?

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

Bruceski posted:

So what was the point of that guy Doom kidnapped?

Doom siphoned all his psychiatric knowledge to upload into the robot.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Wow, MJ is Hobgoblin.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
. o O (Oh, God. Spider-Man is my husband.)
"... Why have you started crying?"

Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 07:56 on Nov 16, 2019

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Aunt May's oldie sense is tingling.

Years earlier, she was gummed by a radioactive pensioner, giving her the equivalent speed and strength of an 89-year old...

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Bruceski posted:

So what was the point of that guy Doom kidnapped?

Doom had a sudden craving for Kentucky fried chickens.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
"Okay fine I told Nick Fury but I didn't tell anyone else."

e: "...and Captain America"

e: "...and Hawkeye"

e: "...okay both Hawkeyes"

e: "...and Dr Strange but I think he already knew, he's s wizard after all."

e: "...and this talking chimpanzee Dr Strange plays cards with sometimes."

David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Nov 16, 2019

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
"Okay fine I also told Black Bolt of the Inhumans too but he isn't telling anybody"

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Love those missing Sundays.

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Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
"Oh, poo poo! I defended myself against the guy who's trying to murder me, and now he's plunging to his death!"
...
"Wait, nobody knows my true identity at this point, do they?"

[Two weeks later, after the mysterious disappearance of Spider-Man, along comes a new superhero, Glue-Gun Guy]

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